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Just You and Me… I Promise

Chapter 5: Tarzana and Tarzan

Bella's Point Of View

Edward and I climbed out of the water by the rusty swimming ladder. It creaked from its lack of use and the dock teetered a bit. He held my hand as we walked up the old dock.

"Edward, we didn't bring towels!" I said

"Wait here." He said

"What--?"

"Bella, just wait here". He said and quickly ran towards our little camp

I ran after him not caring about his statement. There were many snarls from Edward that I heard as I got closer.

"You didn't!" he said.

"Edward! What's going-Ahh! Oh my god! Where did our clothes go?" I said in shock

Suddenly, Alice, Emmett and Jasper rose from behind a tree and started running towards the closest highway laughing hysterically the whole way. Edward started running towards them.

I don't know what to do!? Should I go after them? I'm still naked though! My thoughts must be clearer than Edwards because his mind is probably screaming murder and he just ran off naked!

I have never thought in my entire life (or existence I should say) I would ever have to do this. I sighed loudly and reached up and grabbed a branch full of leaves then snapped it off.

Making a circle/square shape of it I tied parts of the flimsy green twigs together around my private parts and started to run holding it up the whole way.

A mile away I heard Edward yell "I know it was you Emmett!" then suddenly I saw Alice running towards me but stop in her tracks as she caught a glimpse of me. Then a huge smile crossed her face.

"Well, look! It's Tarzana! Where's your husband Tarzan?" She said ogling my outfit.

"Yeah, well, thanks to you I have nothing to wear" I said looking hurt.

"It was kind of funny, though" she chuckled to herself. Not even a second later a large wet log missed her head by inches.

Alice looked surprised but then ashamed. "Sorry, oh yeah I forgot! Your clothes are hidden somewhere, but Jasper hid them so I don't know. Let's go find the boys to make sure they didn't destroy each other."

We ran to the spot where we heard the most commotion and saw Edward in a head lock and Emmett in a head lock by Edward.

I swear 3 trees were already on the ground mashed to almost pulp.

"My vision came true" Alice said in a mumble.

"You had a vision of this?" I yelled at her, because yelling was necessary from the constant thunder-like booms. My question suddenly became low priority because I had to help get those two off each other.

"Emmett, Edward Stop!" I yelled at them also.

BANG! Another tree fell. Jasper finally jumped between the boys.

"Bella! You take Edward and Jasper, take Emmett." Alice said

I put my arms around Edward and at once he went limp. I don't think he wants to hurt me.

Edward suddenly gave Alice a very dark look that said 'watch out'. She stuck her tongue out very childishly to acknowledge his gesture.

If I were still human, I would be tomato red right now!

"I think we've done our job Emmett, Jasper" Alice said to them. They were smirking like crazy.

Edward ran suddenly in the opposite direction. I just realized he's still naked! I ran after him grabbing many branches and leaves on the way to cover up empty spots on my Tarzan skirt.

As I left the newly made clearing, I threw the three of them many dark looks that I tried my hardest to look threatening. "You'll pay." I said, and then ran off to find Edward.

Later:

I felt humiliated out of my body! Edward could not stop fuming too. We finally found our clothes hidden in a cave a long way away.

And now, I am even more humiliated. They switched all of our clothes while we were in the water with the worst clothing imaginable.

Edward's tank tops said things like "Watch out! Major Drama Queen!" They were in pink too. When he saw that his eyes screamed murder.

My clothes weren't that bad. It said: "I may look girly but I'm strong like bull!"

I gave Edward looks of pity as he tried to cover up most of his body with the little fabric he was given.

A minute later I went through the rest of my scarce clothing and I put on the only appropriate thing in the bunch of clothes. It was a very small bikini that said 'succubus' on the butt. I guess they had this all custom made.

Edward arrived from changing wearing his tank tops inside out but I could still read the lettering. It said "I eat cats! Arrggghhh".

At least he gets a tank top! I'm stuck with skimpy little pieces not even a stripper would wear!

"Hi" I whispered

"Hello. I'm sorry for them doing that. I'll get revenge when we get back" he really did look sorry.

"It's not your fault" I said

"No, it is. I could have heard them coming. I was just…distracted." He looked sheepish at the last word.

"So was I" I murmured while walking towards him.

"Let's just forget about it." I added.

My arms wrapped around his neck out of habit.

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