long time no update!

Well, I figured I needed to help rid the fanfic section for Last Remnant of excessive DaveXRush, so I'm starting this new set in this series of strangeness.

Stay tuned!

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Act One: Strange Beginnings

Rush and Irina smiled as the holographic message from their parents faded as it ended.

"We're gonna see Mom again!!!" Rush grinned happily.

"You are SUCH a mommy's boy." Irina scoffed. "Whatever, I'm just glad we won't be so alone now."

"I am NOT a mommy's boy! I'M TELLING ON YOU WHEN WE SEE THEM LATER! Humph!"

"Uh...anyway, what could possibly happen between now and the time we see them that totally changes our lives and cause us to have a whole lot of adventure with a Marquis of Athlum and fight some big dude called the Conqueror? What could possibly go wrong?" Irina smiled.

Maybe it was pure coincidence, or maybe Irina just said the trigger phrase that started off the whole thing, but that's when that butt-ugly flaming Remnant fell from the sky, and grabbed Irina.

"AH!" she screamed in surprise.

Rush was knocked backward by hordes of monsters that appeared out of nowhere. "Waugh!!!"

"RUSH!" Irina screamed. Rush jumped up, and sucked in breath. "Release the mighty power of Rush Sykes!!!" he yelled.

"oh...no...." Irina whispered, as all witnessed the power of Rush's...

Irina clapped her hands over her ears. "NOOOOOOOO!!!!"

"Don't try to stop me! I can't keep it within me any longer! It's like...like a BURDEN! Do you KNOW how heavy it is to carry a BURDEN?! I...I must....I MUST...!!!"

Rush paused dramatically.

"I HAVE TO GO TO THE TOILET!!!"

Irina sweatdropped. The Remnant roared its fury.

"Well, that, and NOW I SHALL UNLEASH MY POWERRR!!!!"

Rush grabbed a piano and started playing.

Where is the moment we needed the most,

You kick up the leaves, and the magic is lost...

You tell me yours skies all fade to grey...

Irina looked up. "No, the sky looks red. Nice crimson, orange...

You tell me your passion's fadin' away

And you are being carried off....

The Remnant took flight. Irina screamed. A random monster casually noted that Rush had changed the lyrics.

"Rush you idiot SAVE MEEEE!!!"

Rush kicks away the piano bench, but continues singing.

You stand in the line just to hit a new low.

Rush whacked up monsters in a line, but as he punched the second a third held him down.

You fakin' a smile with the coffee you go...

You tell me your life's been way off line

You're fallin to pieces everytime

And I don't need no carryin' on....

"Got that right, Rush! GET THIS BLOODY REMNANT OFFA MEEEEEE!!!" Irina screamed as the Remnant swooped over the singing minstrel as he struggled under the monsters.

Cuz you had a bad day

You're taking one down

You sing a sad song just to turn it around.

You say you don't know, tell me don't lie

Put on a smile, and you go for a ride...

(Note that Irina is NOT enjoying her Remnant ride...)

You had a bad day, the camera don't lie

You're coming back down and you really don't mind

You had a bad day....

You had a bad day.

Rush snaps a picture of Irina screaming with his 5.2 megapixel handphone camera. Irina has given up.

And now because the author has forgotten the rest of the lyrics, she shall end this now.

"Uhoh, I forgot the rest of the lyrics!" Rush muttered. He felt dust flying around him. He looked up. He saw Irina shredding confetti over his head. "HOORAY! " read a piece of paper she dropped.

"Whatever. Let us END THIS NOW!!!"

Rush activated his Remnant...and I think you know the rest of the story.

Rush collapses on his knees. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Irina stretches out her fingers helplessly, as the Remnant flew, flew far away.

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Songfic! Sorta.

AHAHAHAHA I changed the lyrics a bit, but I think you should be able to tell that its Daniel powter's Bad Day.

I sang it for an audition! XD

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