Surprises Galore: August 30 2004

(Kane's in the ring)

Kane: Lita, come out here, how dare you? You are my property, you're supposed to marry me, and you're carrying my baby!

Suddenly Lita appears on the Titantron

Lita: Hey Kane, I'm sorry. How does it feel to be jilted at the altar?

Kane: Don't mess with me, come down here now

Lita: You know I would, but I'm on my honeymoon with my true husband, Matt Hardy.

Kane: What!!!!!

J.R: Oh My God!

King: Can she do that?

Lita: We got married a few days ago, sorry you weren't invited.

Kane: No, you can't do that!

Lita: Well, we did…

Kane: NO!!!!!

Lita: Don't worry me and Matt got a present for you, it should appear in 3, 2, 1…

Suddenly the lights went out, when the lights came back on, Kane laughs, seeing no one in front of him; not realizing someone was behind him. He turned around and walked right into a superkick to the head by the masked wrestler. Kane goes down but sits back up again. By the time Kane sits up, the masked wrestler makes it up to the ramp, and disappears leaving Kane irate.

(Backstage)

Kane's looking for the masked wrestler when he bumps into Randy.

Kane: Oh it's the world heavyweight champion, probably looking for his bitch.

Randy: Don't you dare talk about her like that!!!

Kane: That's what she is; she tried to get into my business and ended up paying dearly for it.

Randy was going to attack him, but he stood his ground.

Kane: Are you a chicken champion?

Randy: You and me, next week on Raw.

Kane: Heh, you're on.

(Later in the janitor's area)

Randy was walking around looking for Jessica when someone from behind covered his eyes.

Randy: I guess the hunter became the hunted, eh Jessica?

Jessica: How did you know it was me?

Randy: I know your smell, and can smell you from a mile away.

Jessica: Aww, nuts.

Randy: Why did I have to chase you all the way here?

Jessica: Well, I have some info that you are going to like.

Randy: What? Is this one of your fantasies where you wanted to do it in the closet? Because it's one of my most desired fantasies (he licks his lips)

Jessica: In your dreams, you and I both know that someone's got a match coming up soon.

Randy: Let me guess, Triple H versus Eugene.

Jessica: Right, I was planning to interfere but then I was wondering if you would like the pleasure.

Randy: What have you got in mind?

Jessica: Well kiss me and I'll tell you.

Randy: You drive a hard bargain (He then kisses Jessica passionately)

Triple H vs. Eugene (No Disqualification)

The match goes as planned, Eugene puts up a valiant fight but Triple H is too much for him. As Triple H goes out of the ring, he searches under the ring for a sledge hammer. He finds one and gets ready to go back into the ring. Suddenly Randy slides out from under the ring and grabs the hammer shocking Triple H. they go into the ring and share punches until Randy knocks him out with an uppercut. Randy then picks up the hammer as Triple H staggers up. At the last minute, he drops the hammer and delivers a RKO. With Triple H knocked out, Randy is happy until Flair and Batista come down. Randy keeps them at bay with the sledge hammer until the masked wrestler appears in the rafters. He points to Eugene and Randy understands. He smiles at Flair and Batista and drags Eugene's limp body over Triple H for the pin and the win.

Next Chapter: Will Triple H get revenge on Randy? Will Randy survive the encounter with Kane? Who's the masked wrestler that attacked Kane? Find out next chapter.

A/N: Hope you like this chapter... please R&R....