The Return of the Crow

Chapter 16: Time for Cake

Raw

Evolution is celebrating Triple H's victory and the decimation of Orton and Jessica in the ring. There are balloons, streamers, and a giant cake in the middle of the ring.

Flair: Wooo… Hunter my man… your plan went off without a hitch. Orton and his bitch didn't know what hit them. The title is back to where it belongs.

HHH: Those 2 got what was coming to them. No one takes what is rightfully mine. This title is staying here in Evolution where it belongs and there's no one who can take it away.

Batista: Well said man… let's not worry about that now…. Its party time and me and Naitch have got a great present for u…. come on out girls.

(A whole flock of girls come out walking to the ring)

Flair: Game… meet the girls… Girls go meet the Game.

HHH: Just hold on a minute girls… I think there's one girl that's been waiting a long time to get a piece of me and I don't want to keep her waiting.

Batista: What are u talking about?

HHH: Don't u guys see the giant cake… I'm betting u guys there's a gorgeous girl in there waiting for me.

Flair and Batista: We didn't plan that.

HHH: U guys didn't… it must've been Bishoff… he has some great connections. Now let's not keep this girl waiting.

HHH walks towards the cake but then fireworks go off from the cake and the cake top comes off. Out comes Randy Orton and he jumps and attacks HHH. All of the girls run away and Orton is punching HHH. Flair and Batista try to intervene but Orton kicks them in the midsection and gives both of them a RKO. Orton then sets up HHH for the RKO but HHH gets away.

Evolution's Locker Room

HHH: I can't believe that Orton… how dare he embarrass me like that… I'm the World Heavyweight Champion for god's sake.

Flair: Calm down Game… no need to fret

Batista: Yea calm down Hunter

HHH: Calm down? How can I calm down? I'm going to kill that Orton and hurt his little girlfriend in the process?

Batista: You think the girl is in on it too?

Flair: She must be… how do u want to handle this Game?

HHH: I have an idea… guys let's go pay a little visit to our mutual friend

Orton's locker room

Randy walks into the locker room to find Jessica waiting there for him.

Randy: Jessica what are u doing here? U should be home resting.

Jessica: I couldn't stay home after what they did to us. Besides who do u think paid for that giant cake in the first place?

Randy: U did? No wonder the guy said it was free. "laughs" well I guess I owe u one then Borden

Jessica: How are u going to make it up to me?

Randy: I think I know of a way "trademark smirk"

Benoit's Locker Room

Benoit is packing his bags when suddenly there's a knock at the door.

Benoit: Come in

A dark figure enters

Benoit: Oh it's you; I thought u weren't going to get involved in this situation

Voice: Things have gone too far now… I see that Jessica couldn't get the job done by herself…its time for me to step in to get rid of the cancer and save an old friend in the process.