The second chapter!!! Er well I dont have much to say about this one...so enjoy the second part of AKATSUKI'S HOUSEKEEPER!!!!! Same old same old, I dont own naruto or its characters...

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Evangelline quickly put the second omellete on a plate and set it down on the counter as the footsteps upstairs steadily got loader. A black cape and orange mask flew by and slid into the seat next to "blondie."

"Tobi's a good boy! Tobi got up early to eat breakfast!!!" Tobi shouted while picking up his chopsticks.

"Deidara got up early to avoid Tobi" Deidara grumbled under his breath while taking another bite. Eva walked over and leaned on the counter right in front of Tobi while biting her bottom lip and concentrating hard on his swirly orange mask. Tobi looked up at her while she continued staring.

"Hey swirly-face?" She asked after a few seconds. "Are Obito?"

"Obito? If he has a orange mask and is a good boy then yes I am!" Tobi (or obito, who knows?) exclaimed throwing his arms up in the air. Eva sighed and walked back to the stove to put the next omellete on a plate. She put it down and poured another glass of tea. A small smirked crept onto her face as she saw the next member walked down.

" Dummm dum. Dummm dum." She hummed while Kisame walked into the room. She kept humming this getting faster and faster and right when he sat down she finnished her little song. Kisame looked up at her, irrated and she thought she even heard Deidara stiffle down a laugh.

"So Shark-man..." Evangelline began.

"Dont call me that." Kisame interrupted.

"Fine." Eva sighed and rolled her eyes. She tossed a pair of chopsticks over her shoulder to him. "Here's your chopsticks Smurf-san." She said trying not to laugh.

"Smurf-san?" Kisame asked.

" Yeah know those little blue things with the white hats that sing that really annoying song? La la la la la sing a happy song, la la la la la smurf the whole day long." She sang.

"Er...no." He stated, obviously confused.

"TOBI WATCHES THAT SHOW EVERY SATURDAY MORNING!" Tobi yelled out suddenly. "TOBI LOVES THOSE LITTLE SMURFS!"

Eva justed looked at him as Kisame and Deidara sweatdropped.

"Right. Well you are Smurf-san, okay?" She said.

"Not okay" 'Smurf-san' retorted.

"Too bad!" Eva said in a sing-song tone.