Haku of the Ice: Okay, so I like, haven't been updating my fan fictions but there'll be three chapters!!! I promise! Until then, please enjoy this chapter!

Neji suddenly pulled Naruto back. "Alright, Naruto will train the blonde, Sasuke the blue (Sauke rolled his eyes), good luck, she seems like those fan girls, Shikamaru will train the green(Shikamaru yawned)," Neji said in one breath. The foursome turned towards the threesome. They were staring at them. "Toin-san, meet me at this field near Ichiraku Ramen," Shikamaru suddenly spoke. Rina merely gave a short nod. The other two waited for their trainers to speak. Naruto then said in a monotone-like voice," The rest of us should eat ramen first…" Neji closed his eyes and turned," Sorry, I have a mission." "HOLD A SEC!!! WHAT ABOUT US YOU MOTHERF***ER?!" Hanon shouted. Luchia at once widened her eyes as the long-haired boy twitch. "Byakugan!!" he yelled, and he suddenly hit her friend. Luchia narrowed her eyes.

" Pink Pearl Voice!!!"

The melody of Legend of the Mermaid starts playing…

"Nanairo no kaze ni fukarete tooi misaki wo mezashiteta
Yoake mae kikoeta MERODI
Sore wa totemo natsukashii uta

Higashi no sora e to habataku toritachi
Saa, takarajima ni nukeru chikamichi

Nanatsu no umi no rakuen
Arashi no yoru no ato ni wa ai wo tsutaerutame inochi ga mata umareru
Nanatsu no kuni no MERODIA
Daremo ga itsuka wa koko wo tabidatsu hi ga kitemo
Watashi wa wasurenai

Yukkuri to kumo wa nagarete nijino hateﾁni kieteitta
Hoshitachi wa shinju no you ni
Tsuyoi hikari hanachi hajimeru

Minami no sora kara kikoeru kuchibue
Sou, otona ni naru toki ga kiteita

Kiseki wa meguru bouken
Yasashii haha no negai wo mune ni idaki nagara daremo ga tabi wo shiteru
Hoshi furu yoru no FANTAJIA
Afureru namida to inori dare ni mo wakaranai
Mirai wo terashiteru

Nanatsu no umi no rakuen
Arashi no yoru no ato ni wa ai wo tsutaerutame inochi ga mata umareru
Nanatsu no kuni no MERODIA
Daremo ga itsuka wa koko wo tabidatsu hi ga kitemo
Watashi wa wasurenai

Kiseki wa meguru bouken
Yasashii haha no negai wo mune ni idaki nagara daremo ga tabi wo shiteru
Hoshi furu yoru no FANTAJIA
Afureru namida to inori dare ni mo wakaranai
Mirai wo terashiteru!!" she sang. Naruto watched the beautiful mermaid with awe. Neji stopped at once thinking," So this is the power of the mermaids…"

(Rina Rina Rina)

Rina was resting on the grassy fields watching the clouds; It was very peaceful, no annoying Luchia, no complaining Hanon, no pestering enemies. The green-haired sighed. If it was possible she would stay here forever…

The lazy ninja watched this girl who was in the same position as he was in whenever he was watching clouds: Arms stretched and supporting the back of the head, the right leg crossed over the left and gazing into the beautiful blue scenery with endless supplies of clouds. Shikamaru soon realized he was blushing. This girl seemed like him loads. " Rina Toin, eh?" he thought. Then it dawned on him it was time to break this scene that could've lasted forever… If it weren't for training.

(Luchia Luchia Luchia)

"… And so Hanon was like, 'Do I know you?' and I was like, 'Of course, Hanon!'" Luchia was laughing and so was her trainer. "Naruto-sensei, I think we ought to train now." " Of course!!" Narutoe said. They went to the third training…place. (Here I don't know what to put, my brain must be malfunctioning!) " Firstly, we…"

After several hours of training…

Luchia was blushing madly. This boy was cuter now she knew more about him. Naruto waved good bye to her and left. Luchia smiled and waved back. Little did she know a certain purple-haired girl was watching her…

(Hanon Hanon Hanon)

"Hn," Sasuke said as Hanon watched him with amazement. Suddenly the blue collapsed to the ground. Sasuke felt alarmed and ran towards the girl. He found a kunai in her neck… A kunai that had a paper bomb attached to it. Sasuke's eyes widened with surprise. Judging by the way the kunai looked… No, it couldn't be…Surely not her… However, he still came to the same culprit no matter how much he examined the kunai… It was Hinata.

(Rina Rina Rina)

" Yo," a familiar voice said. "He's here…" Rina frowned. Suddenly lips forced themselves onto her own… Shikamaru was kissing her!! The green fainted with shock but there was no doubt feelings for the ninja training her were growing slowly as she lay unconscious on the grass.

(Luchia Luchia Luchia)

Luchia was walking towards the Hokage Tower when suddenly-" You love Naruto-kun, don't you?" " Wh-What are you saying…?!" Luchia blushed. "You do." The mysterious voice stated simply. " S-So what if I do?" Luchia was shaking. "We are now rivals, my friend Luchia." "How do you know my name?" "Neji-nii-san told me." Luchia's eyes narrowed. Neji? "Oh, of course, I am ever so sorry for this late introduction." Rustles were heard in the silent night. Luchia suddenly felt a kunai pressed against her skin. Perspiration with fear trickled down her cheeks. "My name," The voice whispered, "Is Hinata Hyuuga."

Ambush from Hinata! Ambush from Hinata!! WOOT!!!

What will Luchia do in this state? Why did Hinata attack Hanon? And will Shikamaru have a new rival?! The tension is growing!! The first funny conversation… By me!!!

Haku of the Ice: (is drawing Hinata in Shippuuden)

Mom: (looks over)What the hell are you drawing?

Haku of the Ice: (looks up) Oh, hi mum.

Mom: What the hell are you drawing?

Haku of the Ice: Oh , hi mum.

Mom: WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU MOTHERF***ING DRAWING?!

Haku of the Ice: Oh, hi Hidan.

I do NOT OWN NARUTO, NARUTO SHIPPUUDEN AND MERMAID MELODY PICHI PICHI PITCH.