Final Fantasy: Rise of Despair

And now dear readers, I bring you terrible news. This chapter right here, this very chapter, on this very website, is the last of the misadventure chapters. Yes I know it's terrible, but life must go on. So… let us get the pain over with.

Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy: Tactics Advance, I do own the characters and plot.

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The Last Misadventure

Will, Jessica, and Jason managed to climb out of pile of snow they were buried under. "Ugh… my back…" Will groaned.

"Ugh… my everything…" Jason groaned.

"That was a blast!!!" Jessica shouted.

"Ugh… Jessica, you dragged us all over Ivalice, for some stupid sword, only to get us in near death experiences so many times."

"A sword? That's why we were traveling? I forgot all about that." Jessica said.

"…" Will just stood there paralyzed by that sentence. "I'm going to kill her… I swear I'm going to kill her."

"Eh… I'm tired now, let's go home." Jessica said.

"Yes!" Jason shouted.

"Finally!" Will shouted.

And so, the three idiots we all came to know and love hiked all over Ivalice to return home. They ran through the desert again…

"SPIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRSSSSS!!!" Jason shouted in fear.

"Die Antilons!" Jessica shouted.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Will shouted as another sandstorm sent them flying through the air.

They wound up in a forest…

"Run for your lives!!!" Will shouted.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Jason shouted.

"Aw come on…" Jessica whined before the other two grabbed her as they ran away from a bunch of stampeding moose.

They wound up in the ocean…

"How'd we end up here?" Will asked.

"Ummmm… your guess is as good as mine." Jason said.

"Oooooooooo… how pretty…" Jessica said as a gigantic tidal wave washed over them.

"blub blub blub…" Will gasped.

They then traveled through fields.

"AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!"

"SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Jason and Will were both being mauled by a pack of Red Panthers.

"Hey… where'd Will and Jason go?" Jessica asked as she ignored the large pack of Red Panthers.

They even made friends with dragons

"Awwwwww… it's cute." Jessica said as she pet a baby dragon that was cuddling up to her affectionately.

"Wait… aren't Dragon parents very protective of their young?" Jason asked.

"Yeah, why do you ask?" Will asked. "Oh…" That's when it dawned on him.

"Grrrrrrrrrr…" A large hoard of dragons glared at Will and Jason and ignored Jason.

"MOMMY!!!" They screamed while Jessica continued to pet the baby dragon and ignore the fact that Jason and Will were getting mauled horribly.

Before they finally arrived home.

"Man… I wish I knew where those three went. They've been gone almost as long as clanmaster Harris and the elites." Stacy said as she sat just outside the clan base. "Oh hey they're back!" Stacy said. "Hey guys… what happened to you two?" Stacy asked Will and Jason, who were both wrapped in bandages and supporting their weight on sticks.

"Don't… ask." Will said irritably.

"I'm… fine…" Jason moaned.

"Jessica?" Stacy asked.

"Don't ask me, I don't know how they got that badly beat up." Jessica said.

"This… has been the worst past several days… of my life." Will said.

"Well… it can't get worse." Jason said.

"Oh by the way Jessica, a package arrived for you." Stacy said.

"Really?" Stacy handed Jessica a package, Jessica opened it and… "Cool! A masamune sword! I've wanted one of these for a while! Hey Will! I got a masamune sword in the mail. Isn't that great?" Jessica asked Will.

"…" Will stood there, his eye twitching feverously.

"You okay?" Jessica asked.

"…" Will still stood there.

"Uh… Will…" Jason asked.

"Jessica…" Will started.

"Yes?"

"YOU (censored) LITTLE (censored)!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I (censored) FOLLOWED YOU ALL OVER (censored) IVALICE FOR SOME (censored) SWORD THAT WAS JUST GOING TO BE (censored) MAILED TO (censored) YOU WHILE WE WERE (censored) BREAKING OUT (censored) LIMBS (censored) LOOKING FOR THAT EXACT (censored) SWORD THAT YOU NEARLY (censored) KILLED US OVER YOU (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored)!!!" After Will was done, everyone just stood there with their mouths dropped open in surprise.

"You done yet?" Stacy asked.

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There you have it. The last of the misadventure chapters. I admit that my use of language is a bit more vulgar than it used to be, but there are still some cases where it is simply better to let the readers use their imaginations. And now read and review, and lament over this being the last of the misadventure chapters, we shall miss you.

POLL: Which was your favorite misadventure chapter?