Hey! it's me again... well you know that... but anyway as you can see, i couldn't hold back on my chapts. BUT THESE ARE ALL THE FINISHED ONES! so now i must have 5 reviews per chap.


Sidewalk With a Side Of Duracell

"……and then, out of her pupils crawled 32 black widows!" Jonsey finished. All the girls screamed. Except for Sirra, Zeilia, and Nikki who burst out laughing.

"That was, ha ha, so, ha, predictable!" Zeilia said between laughs.

"Seriously! What did you expect to happen when that mutant spider bit her?" Sirra asked.

"Finally! People who understand!" Nikki exclaimed.

"Only scary movies can freak me out." Zeilia admitted.

"How about we go and rent one?" Jonsey asked.

"Whoa, there really is no brain in there." Zeilia mused.

"What is that supposed to mean?"

"That proves my theory. Besides, I got us some really good movies."

"Which ones?" Jen asked.

"The Mask, The Forbidden Kingdom, and Transformers. Comedy, action, and a little bit of both."

"I'm surprised you don't have more Jim Carrey movies."

"If I did you might think I was insanely obsessed."

"Too late on the insane bit." Jonsey teased.

Before Zeilia could retaliate, Caitlin chimed in. "Let's play 'Truth or Dare'"

"Cool, I have some questions to ask Zeilia and Sirra about their alien…ness." Jude remarked.

"Ditto." Jonsey agreed.

"Hmm, then I guess we're playing." Sirra said.

"I found an empty bottle in the trash can." Wyatt said, emerging from the bathroom.

"Let the humiliating commence!" Nikki announced.

***

Jonsey spun the bottle and it landed on Sirra. "Truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Is there anything that you and Sirra eat found on earth that humans can't eat?"

"Cement and batteries, without the paper."

"It's true, that's like candy and popcorn to us." Zeilia agreed. "Your turn to spin Sirra."

"Wait a minute; you guys are just messing with me huh?" Jonsey asked. The bottle was spun and landed on Zeilia.

"Truth or dare?" Sirra asked.

"Dare."

"I dare you…to prove Jonsey wrong."

"Ok, do you have any batteries and cement on you?"

"Well, actually I do. I have some chunks of broken off sidewalk and a choice between Duracell and Energizer batteries."

"Hmm, Energizer is too sweet, I'll take Duracell."

"Here ya go." She handed Zeilia the "food" items, and popped them in her mouth while the humans of the group stared in awe.

"It's been years since I've had some good old culinary comforts. It's like a part of my shortened childhood has come back to me."

"Awe-some." Jude breathed. "Is there anything else like that?"

"Well," Zeilia said. "food-wise, I haven't gotten the nerve to eat anything else."

"Your turn Zeilia." Wyatt said. She spun it and it landed on Jude.

"Truth or—" She was interrupted by a knock on the door. "I'll get it." She opened the door to find Jake. "What's the problem?"

"Why would you think there's something wrong?" He asked.

"Doctors never make house calls."


When i look back on my stories... i feel like an idiot. plz review!!! flames will be stuffed in batteries and eaten by Zeilia!... That's y i haven't gotten that many reviews isn't it?... -_-"