51 Things Jasper Cullen May Not Do
1. Make Everyone believe hes leaving so he can go join emmetts nudist colony with out taking a ledge
2. Tell Esme her cooking sucks
3. or bella...
4. or anyone
5. Say emmetts gay
6. or edward
7. or carlise
8. or that edward is having an affair with carlisle
9. or with esme
10. or with jacob
11. or with emmett
12. or with anyone but Bella
13. Bite Weapons of mass destruction and tell them to be his army and to kill all werewolves
14. then say charlies gun made him do it or hed shoot bella and edward
15. run round singing mamma mia
16. run round singing anything
17. run round with carlises pants on his head
18. or edwards pants
19. or emmetts pants
20. or esmes bras
21. or rosalies bras and thongs
22. or bellas bras
23. or emmetts lacy sports bras
24. tell bella edwards gay
25. tell alice that he is gay
26. tell rosalie emmett is gay
27. tell esme carlisle is gay
an affair with seth
29. or leah
30. or jacob
31. or billy
32. or any werewolf
33. join the army
34. run round in his army uniform and gun saying in a creepy voice "im gonna kill ya" or "who's nexttttt?"
35. change peoples emotions to make them feel high
36. or drunk
37. dress up in wings and a red dress with a cross bow and arrows and say hes cupid and that alice is his Aphrodite
38. dress up in a dress,straighen his hair and put high heels on then say hes cinderella
39. shave off his hair to be come a punk rocker
40. be a punk rocker anyway
41. join emmetts nudist colony and take a pledge
42. juggle esmes favourite china
43. even for a dare
44. call himself honey bear
45. or baby boo cause its gay
46. put his hair in pig tails and say to alice its the fashion
47. set off 50 year old bomb for the sake of it
48. try to start a civil war
49. give all of Alice clothes to homeless people
50. set bella's clothes alight and say it was Alice
Bellas Pov
sticks the list up and marvels her work "how long do you think he'll keep to it"
"dunno bella maybe a week or 2 and number 50 isnt a bad idea"
"your right alice and no ita a terrible idea" ohhhh godddd
emmett was chasing jasper yelling "GIVE ME BACK MY LACY SILKY SPORTS BRAS JASPER... YOUR DEAD YOU SINGING LITTLE GIRL YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE"
"emmett" I said
"yes" he replyed skidding to a halt
"you wear sports bras???"
"umm yea they help tone my pecks plus their comfy"
"okayyyyy" someone give me a pen" takes the pink fluffy alice hands her "thanks alice"
51. Run Around singing while wearing anyones underwear or clothing on his head
Written By Twilightbbe11