Here is the next chapter, 3 chapters in a day!!!! this ones about Carlisle and was the hardest so far as Carlisle always seems so serious... Anyways, Read and review!!!!!!!
51 Things Carlisle Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do
1. Drink from humans that he treats
2. Break anyone's bone/s just so that he can fix them
3. Try to mummify Bella...
4. And then say that he was studying the Egyptians
5. Attempt to teach anyone First Aid...
6. Then throw scalpels at any rebels
7. Throw a party every 1st day of the month
8. Tell Bella that if she has boob surgery Edward will change her
9. Try to give Alice a face lift...
10. Or give Rosalie a botox jab
11. Say that him and Jasper have had wild sex before
12. Chuck lollipops at people who don't like hospitals
13. Flirt with nurses at the hospital...
14. Or Renee, Bella's mum
15. Wear a tight, rubber speedo
16. Sing to any Michael Jackson song...
17. Or dance to any of Michael Jacksons songs
18. Jump from a cliff so that he can 'see how the body works'
19. Proclaim himself to be pregnant...
20. And say that the child's mother is Alice
21. Paint Alice's car blue with black stripes
22. Wander around the house in just his doctor cloak
23. Perform surgery on the dining table in the dining room...
24. And then say Esme's mind told him to
25. Steal Jasper's old army uniform...
26. Then decorate it with sequins and feathers
27. Kill any werewolf or person from the reservation
28. Dress up as a princess and tell everyone to call him Princess Cinderella...
29. And then scream Love Story by Taylor Swift at Edward...
30. Say that he will by Alice a whole new wardrobe of clothes if she kills a human
31. Graffiti the hospital walls with phrases like Edward is a VIRGIN
32. Call all Italians idiots and retards in front of Esme
33. Paint Edwards car pink and glue feather onto it
34. Make Isle Esme into a leisure island
35. Get drunk and try to work on surgery
36. Say that Edward tastes like a MacDonald's happy meal
37. Dye Emmett Jeep purple with glitter and sequins on
38. Tie Jasper down to a table and dye his hair green
39. Dye Rosalie's hair black while she is tied down to a chair...
40. Or bleach Alice's hair blonde
41. Sing to Mamma Mia...
42. Sing to Money, Money, Money...
43. In fact, Carlisle is not allowed to sing. Period
44. Make a deep cut on Bella...
45. And then spray it with lemonade
46. Dress up in tight pink boxers and put on cupid wings and a bow n' arrow...
47. Then shoot a plastic arrow at anyone who isn't in the 'valentine spirit'
48. Tell Esme that she's not allowed to buy any more pieces of furniture
49. Throw away any of Rosalie's make-up or her hair products...
50. Or steal any of Alice's fluffy, lacy bras, as she does not find it funny...
*Carlisle runs into the living room with an Egyptian mummy and a bottle of hair bleach in his arms and a big grin on his face, Rosalie follows quickly behind him but her hairs black*
"Carlisle Cullen, rule 40 don't you dare attempt to bleach my hair blonde or I'll shave or of your hair off!!!!!!!!!! I warn you, if you come another step closer, I'll go get Esme here!!!!!!" Alice Cullen shouts at Carlisle furiously
"What the hell is that stinky thing in your hands Carlisle???? Oh no, why did you dye Rosalie's hair black AGAIN??????? Hello, rule number 39!!!!!!!" Bella asks Carlisle with a look of concern clear on her face
"I went to Egypt so that I could evacuate an Egyptian mummy for the art gallery in town!!!!!! No, back to Alice, would you like your hair lightly dyed or deeply dyed?" Carlisle replied in a casual tone
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! I DO NOT WANT MY HAIR FUCKING BLEACHED IS THAT CLEAR CARLISLE?!" Alice yelled at Carlisle
*Bella grabs the pen that Alice is holding out to her and scribbles down rule number 51 with an evil smirk plastered on her face*
51. Cullen is not allowed to steal anything in the continent or outside the continent, in fact no stealing ANYWHERE!!!!!!!
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