Beautiful Disaster short

Humor (mostly Duo)

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, Bleach, Weiss Kruez or the characters, and I do not profit from this.

Summary: What happens when you mix Gundam Wing, Bleach, and Weiss Kruez? Something slightly ooc and ootw (a.k.a., out of their worlds). Oh, and don't forget the flies.

Note: Not really part of the story, just like a short intermission until I can get the next chapter up. Hope it's a little funny! ^.~

Thanks to: karina001 who always reviews (I really do enjoy them). And Lisa 1970 who reviewed on chapters 2&3(if you're still reading, I do intend to focus more on Quatre and Zechs together!)

Duo Maxwell set down his carton of cheesy fries on the picnic table, humming and hungry he picked one up and shoved it into his mouth. Nearly chocking on the fry because of his humming, he decided to stop making the noise and continue eating. He picked up the next fry, and a fly landed on it.

"Shoo fly." Duo said as he waved the fry exageratedly. He smiled at his accomplishment and shoved the food into his mouth. He picked up the third fry and the fly came back and landed on it, accompanied by another, slightly bigger fly.

"Shoo fly, stay away." Duo said, waving this fry around. He smiled, accomplished, and shoved the cheesy fry into his mouth. he picked up the fourth fry and the same two flies came back, accompanied with two more slightly bigger flies.

"Shoo fly, get outta my food!" Duo growled, waving his fry around wind-mill style. He smiled, accomplished, after having knocked the four flies away, he shoved the fry into his mouth and reached down to pick up a fourth, only to see eight flies swarming the carton.

"Shoo-shoo-HEY!" Duo yelled waving his hands at his food, trying to knock the stubborn flies away.

The next thing the American knew was two people (one German, the other Japanese) running toward him.

"What?" The two said once they arrived. The two glared at each other, growling: "He called ME!"

After those words, the two began to fight, one pulled out a Zanpaku-to shouting "Kazeshini!" the other pulled out a gun shouting something in German.

Duo wondered who the two were, then shrugged, "At least they scared the flies away." And finished his cheesy fries.

(bet'cha can't guess who the German and Japanese people are.

Well, let me give you some more clues if you can't.

What Japanese person in Weiss Kruez has a Zanpaku-to? None!

That leaves only one person to be from Weiss Kruez, the German, and what infamous German do we know from Weiss Kruez? Guess!

What person from Bleach has a Zanpaku-to named Kazeshini? (I'm sure all of his fans know this one)

The answers are:

Gundam Wing = Duo Maxwell

Weiss Kruez = Schuldig/Mastermind

Bleach = dun dun dun....... Shuhei Hisagi!)

comment fom sis: It is very funny, ain't no other explinations, it's funny.

Note: sorry this isn't a real chapter, just something that spawned from me not wanting to take away our precious Schu-Schu's (a.k.a. Schuldig) nic-name and use it for Shuhei (a.k.a. Shu-Shu).

I'd still like some reviews though, and I'll try not to make intermissions a habbit. R&R thanks!