Author's Note: I do not own FMA, Harry Potter, or their characters. This is AU and takes place after the fifth book.
Into the Asylum
This mission was getting worse by the minute. Roy listened in intense disbelief as the situation was explained to himself and Fullmetal. It was no wonder these people were having so many problems. It seemed Edward was equally disgusted.
"Let me get this straight," he was saying. "You people are so afraid of this guy, that the common person can't even say his name? That's ridiculous. You're just playing into his hands with that. I'm calling him Voldiekins for the rest of the year, by the way."
Roy was more concerned with their strategy. "So basically, you're only plan is dependent on a sixteen year old taking Voldemort on? Have you actually tried anything else? I mean, it seems like the only time you all are actually actively trying to take out the man is when Potter has accidentally stumbled into a fight with him."
Edward snorted. "Here's an idea. You all get us intelligence on where the bastard is, we'll call in Lt. Hawkeye, and then see if she can't take care of the problem."
"This lieutenant is a powerful alchemist?" asked Professor Snape.
"No, she's just the most dangerous person in the military. Or at least, that's what the common opinion is," Edward informed him.
The others from the Order of the Phoenix just stared at them.
Roy sighed. "You're going to tell me something inane like 'magic must defeat magic', aren't you?"
He and Edward traded looks; it was going to be a long year.
Theme: No genius but full of idiots