Author's Note: I do not own FMA, Harry Potter, or their characters. This is AU and takes place after the fifth book.
Too Much Information
There were some things that one really didn't need to know about, like your parents' sex life. Ed had decided that Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye's personal life was one of those things. In fact, that was probably on par with his parents' sex life. He watched the two of them cuddling on the loveseat by the fire in Mustang's rooms. They were supposedly holding a council of war and catching Hawkeye up on what the situation was. Of course, the war council included hot chocolate, and Ed wasn't sure that Mustang was really paying attention. He seemed more interested in Hawkeye who was practically sitting in his lap to more easily share the blanket across their laps. And both adults seemed amused by Ed's obvious discomfort.
"Okay, now you two are creeping me out. And no one is going to believe me about this either." He turned to Riza. "You couldn't have brought Winry along? At least then there would someone else creeped out by you two besides me."
She just laughed. "Winry wouldn't have been freaked out. She and Sheska have been conspiring to figure out if Roy and I were together for months. Besides, it could be worse."
"How?"
Mustang laughed. "You could have been involved in Hughes' wedding. Every time we turned around he was making out Gracia. Most people were surprised that Elysia wasn't born until several years after."
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