Author's Note: I do not own FMA, Harry Potter, or their characters. This is AU and takes place after the fifth book.
Sheer Stupidity
Hawkeye sat perched on the edge of his desk, cleaning her guns. It would be her first time sitting in on one of his classes, and Roy was rather interested in what she would make of the students and how the students would react to her. It would be an interesting test of how much the students had learned from himself and Ed.
Instead of paying attention to the students as they came into class, he watched her work. He knew she found cleaning her guns soothing, and he found it soothing watching her. She wasn't in uniform either, which was always a plus. Of course, he was well aware that she could still kick his ass despite wearing the long black dress and cream jacket, but it was a nice change from navy blue.
Edward stomped in; he'd been acting as assistant for the DADA classes. He took one look at Hawkeye and began grinning.
"You letting her loose on the students? Did you bring a camera?"
Roy laughed. "Yes, actually. I do have a camera. I thought Hawkeye would make for a valuable pop quiz."
Riza lifted her head from her work. "I still think you're selling your students short."
"After the welcome you received yesterday?"
"That could have been an honest fluke, and you know it."
"Could have been are the operative words in that sentence."
By this time the classroom had filled, and Roy was forced to pay attention to the students.
"What is she doing here? She's just a muggle," sneered Malfoy as if that settled the matter of whether Hawkeye was a threat or not.
Both Ed and Roy looked at him incredulously.
"If you think she can't hurt you just because she has no magic, then we still have a lot to teach you," Roy said.
Edward then looked almost gleefully vindictive. "Lt. Hawkeye, would you mind giving the students a demonstration of just how dangerous people without magic can be?"
Theme: Are you an idiot?