Match Making
Chapter 5: Soul Mates Part 2
POV: Axel

My eyes were practiacally slits on my face when I came to a stand-still. But they widended in shock when a certain thought crossed my mind: 'Wait...... if Xemnas is now Roxas's soul-mate...... than that means that Saix..... is mine!!!' The sound that excaped my sounded oddly like an 'epp!' I looked over at Saix, with my eyes as bigs as sausers. I think he was thinking the same thing, because he meet my eyes with the same look on his face.

Out of the courner of my eye I saw Xemnas start walking over to Roxas, his steps oddly slow. When he bent down I turned around, not wanting to watch. Actually I was about to make a run for the door and find a nice place to commit suicide, after killing off the writter, of course, when a voice stopped me.

You see it's such a pretty voice, almost feminine. It's kind of melodious. It's a voice that can make ones non-existant heart flutter. But because of what the voice said made my non-existant heart soar. And this is all because of the fact that the voice belonged to Roxas, that that was even possible.

This is what my cute, adorable, short-as-hell-comparred-to-me princess (because I still have my doubts!!) said: "I really really don't mean to be rude, but pleeeeeease don't kiss me!!! I think I've been tormented enough knowing that both Axel and Saix had to kiss me." His oh-so-pretty voice sounded muffled.

A sudden hope washing over me. Hell yeah!!! I still have a chance!! .....right? 'Right!!' my head said very sarcastically 'you still have a chance!! If Roxas forgets about the whole shower insident and the fact that you still look at him like your going to rape him. Than, yes you do still have a chance!!' I sighed, if only there was a way to kill your mind without killing yourself. 'Oh you're so luck that that's not possible. Even for a Nobody.' I retorted. Wait..... Now I'm talking to it??!!!

I decided to ignore this for a second, and turned around to see what was going on. Oh that's why his voice was muffled, he had his hand over his mouth to prevent Xemnas from kissing him. Hehe! Poor Xemnas, not even Roxas wants to kiss him...... not that Roxas is going around kissing people...... I don't think. Well there was that ONE time when Xaldin tripped and fell on him, and their lips accidently meet.(1) But he had run away screaming afterwards. And he doesn't seem like the whore type, but you never know there could be porno pics of him all over the web. Oh!! Porno pics of Roxas!!! I'll have to look into that!

"Okay...." Xemnas said breaking me out of my thoughts of Porno-Roxas "Umm.... Sooo........... Who kissed you to make you wake up then??!!"

Roxas sat up, and looked over at me and Saix. He looked at us for a long time before he sighed, "Axel." he deadpanned.

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally!! Someone upstairs DOES love me!!! And, what do you know, I won't have to kill myself or the writer! Yea, life don't suck after all!!

Okay this one is shorter for two reasons 1) I couldn't think of anything else, and 2) I already knew what I wanted to do in the next chapter, but sinse I made this a part 1 & 2 thingy I had to make this one.

1)If your wondering about the Xaldin tripping and falling on Roxas thing this is what happend: Okay Xaldin was in the librairy and he saw Roxas looking at the books. So Xaldin thinks 'hey it's that one new brat! Let's go torment him!!!' So he walks over to Roxas but doesnt see this really really thick book and he ends up tripping on it (the book was close to where Roxas was). Roxas had seen Xaldin out of his perif. and turned to see what he wanted, but instead Xaldin tripped on the book and fell on poor Roxas and because when he tripped his face was kindda aimed at the ground when he tripped he ended up lip-locking with Roxas!! Poor Roxas shoved him off as hard as he could and ran off screaming his small lungs off.