Okay im pretty sure that you people are wondering this but no i was not on drugs when i wrote any of this story.... and at times i wish i was because now im really concerned for my sanity... oh well! hope you like

Match Making
Chapter 6: Xigbar's plot for dealing with Demyx
POV: Axel

The past week has been....... slow. I mean not much happend after Xemnas's little potion excapde though I have learned two things in this past week: 1) Roxas doesn't have the personallity of a rock, he's just anti-social, and 2) No there aren't any porno pics of him on the internet, very much to my dismay!

I sighed and leaned on the railing the only thing between me and the empty chasm. Roxas had to leave on a 'mission' or something, but the thing is that he should have already been back by now!! I swear if Xaldin trips again I'll-

My thoughts were interupted, however, by something/someone hitting my back with such brute force that it almost sent me and what ever/whoever it was over the railing and in to the chasm. The thing attached itself to my back and screamed: "AXEY!!!" 'Okay forget what I said in the last chapter! Someone upstair does not love me and wants me to die a very Demyx related death! ......Or maybe it's just the writer.....'

I groaned. "What now Demyx!!" Demyx had over the past week had grown ever more hyper! I think that Xigbar's giving him sugar..... or drugs.... or BOTH!!

Demyx started jumping up and down, all the while still attached to my back. 'Oh my GOD!!!! He's trying to RAPE you!!!!' my head screech. 'Wait..... or is it me?..... us?..... anyway he's trying to rape one of us and sinse your the one who controls the body, I say it's you.' My eyes widened, I actually think my heads right about that. I torn myself out of his grip, which involved major acrobatic skills from myself, and a wonderful thing called teloporting. (Sometimes I just love being a nobody, it's fun!! You should try it sometime.) I, however, didn't teloport out of the room, because if Demyx really really wants to talk with you, and you run, he will hunt you down anyway. He had his back to he, not doing anything. I think he's wondering what happend to me, because now he's looking over the edge. "Axel!!!" He shouts my name still looking into the chasm.

I rolled my eyes. "Demyx I'm behind you!" He turned towards me, I think I scared, because his eyes widened a bit before he tried to jump me, saying: "AXEL!! GUESS WHAT!!! GUESS WHAT!!?" oh sorry did I say saying I ment screeching at top of his lungs. Right before he tackled me, I was thankfully able to catch him under the arms, and hold him an arms length away.

"What?" What I really wanted to say is: 'I really don't care, can you go bother someone else? Because I can't stand how annoying you are!! I don't like you!! Now go away before I burn you!!!' but I didn't want to be rude. No! Last time I was rude to him he ended up crying and Xemnas ordered me/force me/drug me all the way-by the hair kicking and screaming-to appologize and then I had to do a 'play-date'. I reeeallly don't want to have to do that again. I had nightmare becasue of it!!!

"Guess what!! Guess what!!! Xigbar said!!! He said that, me and him and anybody else really!!! That we're going to Port Royal!!!! Tonight!!!! And then guess what he said!!!!!! He said that he was going to!!! That he was going to bid me off!!!! And see how much munny people are going to pay!!!!! And then he said that, he's going to get me drunk and then sell me again!!!!" If your wondering this was all said in one breathe. There might have been may pauses but that was all one sentance.

"Dem, sorry to break it to you. But to me it sound like he's either trying to prostitute you out or he's trying to get you drunk enough to wear you'll pass out and not remember your way home. Then somebody will have to go and get you, and it won't be him because he'll just say that he didn't see you so he though that you had already gone home." Knowing Xigbar he'd probably try both.

"Hey now!! I'm not that mean!" Xigbar's voice called from above us, and he dropped down flicking his ponytail back over his shoulder. He walked over towards us, and Demyx started bouncing again. I let go of him and he ran to tackle Xigbar. Xigbar caught him but tossed him over his shoulder. Demyx crashed to the floor, but sat up pouting. "I just happen to actually like Demyx." He was now standing in front of me.

"Riiiiiiiiiight, tossing him over your shoulder like that reeeeallly proves affection. And anyway if you did like him it'd only be because he's your number one customer for your 'secret' stash" Xigbar just scoffed.

"Oh!!! Xiggy's got a secret stash???!!! .........What's a secret stash???" Was heard from the floor behind Xigbar. Xigbar turned towards Demyx, his ponytail swishing and-

"OW!!"

Xigbar turned his head in my direction, and raised an eybrow. I glared at him clutching my stinging cheek. "Your freaking ponytail just bitch-slapped me!!"

He smirked. "Maybe you deserved it?" My glare intensified, but he turned away and picked Demxy off of the floor and disappeared. 'He is soooo luck that I can't burn people anymore!!!'

I turned away and left the room.

POV: Roxas

This past week went by pretty slow. But I have learned something, and I'm not so sure if it's a good thing or not. You see ever since Xemnas forced me/threatend-that I would have to be his lab rat for the new potions that he got-me into talking to Axel, I think I actually like him. And I'm not so sure how far these feelings run. But I think I like him slightly more than a friend. Only slightly though.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm not going to start flirting with him. Hell no!! He'd jump me faster than I could say 'hey babe.' or something equally corny. And I don't want that. Although lately he hasn't been giving me many perverted looks. Not that I want them, but it's starting to confuse me. But I think that that's why I've fallen in 'love' with the guy. He doesn't look like he's about to rape me anymore, and he actually a pretty decent guy. He's still a pervert, but it's kind of mellowed out.

These new feelings that I'm getting for him are starting to cofusing me. So I needed to get away from him for awhile. So I told him that I was going on a mission, with Xaldin. He was the only one who was going on one today, and Axel doesn't talk to him much so it was the perfect excuse. I had instead spent most of my time in the other worlds (Axel tought me how to teloport). Actually these this one place that I really like I hadn't ever heard of it before today. It's called Twiligh Town, it's got alot of kids there aroung my age.

I walked in the hallway, about to go into the library, when a flash of red caught my eye. And the familiar tingle that I've been getting lately around him returned. I really debated on weither or not to just run into the library, but he would see me later tonight, anyway, (at dinner! You disgusting Yaoi fangirls), so it was better to just get it out of the way. So I took off running down the hallway that he had gone down.

POV: Axel

Footsteps ran after me and at first I thought it was Demyx again and was about to continue walking, but a voice called for me to stop and I recognized the voice, it was Roxas's. I turned around and waited for him to catch up. Right when he got to me, however, he tripped. I rushed forward, not wanting my Roxy-baby to hurt himself. His face was pushed up against my chest and my arms were around his waist. He pulled away blushing, most likely from embarrisment. I let my hand fall by my side.

"Sorry." he mumbled.

"'S'kay...... So was there anything you need shorty. And by the way you look offly cute when you blush." I smirked when his blushed deepened.

"I'm not short!! And I'm not cute either!!"

"Sure thing pipsqueak, keep telling yourself that!"

He huffed, and pouted. "Well I thought that you might want to know what happened on the mission but I guess not." He turned around, and started walking off. I rolled my eyes but ran after him.

"Sooo.... what happened on your mission?" I really didn't care but might as well enlighten him.

He shrugged. "Not much."

"What?!!" I asked angrier than I actually was. 'What the hell is this kid tring to pull? He just said that he wanted to tell me about it!! Stupid blonds and their mood-swings!!' He smirked and turned his head in my direction.

"You know your cute when your angry."

I stopped walking.

"W-what?" My eyes widened, there is no way that this is Roxas!!

He turned around, took one look at my face, and busted out laughing. Truthfully I had only hear Roxas laugh a grand total of once, and even then it was more of a chuckle. But he has a very distinctive laugh, so this is Roxas. He's really cute when he laughs to! And for some reason his laugh is contaguse so I ended up laughing a bit too.

After awhile he finally stopped. "So, how was your day?"

I shrugged, "Was alright, nothing interesting........ Well actually Xiggy's taking Dem to Port Royal to get him drunk and ditch him. I'm pretty sure Dem told me this because he wanted me to come. Do you want to come with?"

"Axel I'm fourteen. They don't let fourteen year old into bars." He said as if he was speaking to an idiot. I felt like an idiot, 'He's FOURTEEN!!!! Man do I feel like a pedophile!!'

I shrugged. "It's Port Royal kid. Everyone there'll be too drunk to care if a five year old came up to the bar and asked for vodka." Actually funny stories is that that's true. I tested it out myself.

He gave me a pointed look. "So if Xigbar wants to ditch Demyx, we can't leave him there. And I'm NOT going to be the only one sober enough to carry him back!" Translation: 'Don't you dare get drunk, because I'm not going to carry him AND your drunk ass back here! And if I had to chose between who to carry, it be Demyx!'

"Don't sweat it kid. Be ready around six. Xiggy likes to leave as soon it gets dark over there. And remember regular clothes!!" I called toward his retreating form.

He waved his hand in the air, I think he just flipped me off too..