Match Making
Chapter 7: Rum, Pirates, and Hormones
POV: Third-Person

Roxas sat on the couch in his room reading a book called Cirque Du Freak. He had gotten ready about an hour ago, but seeing as he had nothing else to do but wait, he had decided to start this serious of books. It was interesting to say the least, and he was almost on the ninth chapter, when there was a knock on his door. He sigh but put the book off to the side so he could come back later. After carefully stepping over several piles of god-knows-what, that littered the floor of his room, he pulled the door open.

Xigbar, Marluxia, and Larxene stood in the hallway corner hudled over and whispering to each other, accationally a head would rise above the others and make sure that no one was listening. Axel and Demyx were standing outside his door, oblivious to the others in the corner. And Demyx being .... well Demyx, had to shout at the top of his lungs, "RRROOOXXXYYY!!!!" and then proceed to glomp/tackle said blond, sending them both flying back into the room onto a vicious looking pile of.... something.

"Oww!" Roxas groaned feeling something poking his back, actually it felt more like it was stabbing him. Axel, who had been laughing so hard that he almost fell to the ground, immediately sobering up. He walked over to the bodies still on the ground. He tried to pry Demyx off of Roxas but the musician held on tight. Roxas was trying to push him off too, his air supply was deminishing quickly, and that pain wasn't going away anytime soon, but Demyx was perfectly content on staying were he was. He even started rubbing his cheek up and down Roxas's, like a cat would.

This is the part were Axel is getting jealous. "Demyx," he growled "If you don't want to be a living tourch, than I suggest you let go of him NOW!!" And to prove his point, little flames appeared on the back of Demyx's sleeves, so as to not burn his precious Roxy too. Demyx jumped up with a yelp and batted out the flames.

"That wasn't very nice, Axel." Demyx pouted, but Axel ignored him.

Roxas sat up and reached behind him to see what had been stabbing him in the back for the past three minutes. Grabing a hold of it he pulled it into his line of sight. 'Oh great!! A pencil. I hope I don't get lead poisoning or something.' Standing up he made a mental note to ban all writing utencils from even entering his room.... or just clean his room.... nah! Banning things is easier, and fun..... and requires less work!

"Thanks Ax....." Roxas paused finally noticed what the redhead was wearing. A light blush crept across his face. 'Is it even leagal to show THAT much skin??!!!" And indeed Axel was showing alot of skin. He had on a black leather vest that looked several sizes too small, because it came down to about mid-stomach and the V-cut came down to where there only had to be one botton to keep it in place. The straps holding it up weren't very thick either. The black pant were hanging very low on his hip, and they were practically shreds, they were torn up so much. Though he to admitt the redhead did look very sex-

'Whoa where'd that come from?' He asked his head.... actually he wasn't talking to anyone but his head felt the need to reply.

'That little buddy is called hormones!' his head added a silent 'I think' but, of course, being Roxas's own head, Roxas heard that too.

'What do you mean you-' Roxas was cut off by another voice entering his head.

'Roxas don't listen this "inner voice" bullshit of yours.' A deep voice said. Roxas jumped slightly when he recognized it as the same voice that had spoken to him before he had drunk that potion. 'I've got some advice for you, don't go to that bar. Hell do the whole galaxy a favor and leave the organization. Their evil and manipulative! Your too young to understand now, but if you don't leave now, this will all come back and bite you in the ass later!'

Roxas's head raised an non-existant eyebrow. 'Who the hell do you think you are? I'm his own head! Of course he'd listen to me over /you/. And I say that he stays! And no one here is evil! ....I'm not even going to say anything about the manipulative part though.'

The deep voice, (who will now be called Mr. Deep Voice), glared at him. 'How about we let Roxas decide who he listens too? Huh? I'm pretty sure that his pick would be the best seeing as he'll pick me!'

Roxas blinded. 'Well..... Mr. Deep Voice is right, these people are evil and manipulative.... most of them anyway. But if I picked you I would have to pay attention to you ramble on and on about leaving the oragization.' Roxas's head shoot Mr. Deep Voice a smug look. 'But if I choose my head than I won't get anywhere in this non-existant life....' Roxas's head was now looking horrified. 'But I don't care so I pick my head.'

Roxas's head cheered and Mr. Deep Voice sulked 'Fine, but I'll be back!!' then left.

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"Hey Roxas, you okay?" Axel looked in concern as his uke stared blankly ahead of him.

"Are you guys done yet?" Marluxia's voice came from the hallway. Axel turned to the pink-haird man.

"Ummm..... You guys go on ahead, and take him with you." he pushed Demyx toward him. "We'll meet you guys there."

"Come on Mar, the lovebirds need some alone time." Xigbar said.

"Ax why don't you leave him here? He obviously doesn't want to come." Larxene smirked. "And besides if you leave him here, me and you can have some alone time of our own."

Axel repressed a shutter "As fun as that sounds, I don't touch other peoples property." Not that Marluxia would have cared, because either he was oblivious or he just choose to ignore the fact that his 'girlfriend' was trying to seduce another man.

"Pitty. You could do so much better than that little twirp." With that she walked off. Xigbar, Marluxia, and Demyx trailing after her. Axel sighed, if he had a come-back to that he would have shouted it out into the hallway. Not that he thought that what she said was true, but because his head decided to be on vacation at the moment. He turned around to face Roxas. He noticed that Roxas's eyes were focused than they had been earlier.

"Hey Rox-" Axel paused noticing a look of hurt flash though his eyes. Axel began to wonder. 'What if he heard what Larxene said? And since I didn't say anything about it..... what if he thinks that I think that I can do better than him?' Another look, this one of such utter sadness that it broke Axel's non-existant heart, flashed in his eyes, before he moved passed Axel, following the others.

'Well crap!!'

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Roxas sat in a dark corner, head down on the table in front of him. Who ever passed him patted him on the back in a comforting way. No he's not drunk, and telling some guy he's never seen before some sob story, then breaking down in tears half-way through. Nope, he wasn't drunk, but his head might be.

'How could he do something like that? After all we've been thought!!" it sobbed.

Roxas sighed. 'Why does it matter what he thinks about us?'

His head grabbed him by the shoulders and shoock him hard. 'How can you be so calm about this?! You've been having feelings for the guy!! You should be the one crying your eyes out not me!!'

Roxas glared at him and roughly pushed the hands off of his shoulders. 'I might have been having feelings for the guy, but I don't know if it's that way or not. And your probably the one to blame for these feelings anyway! Just a reminder I'm NOT going to go out with a pervert!'

'W-what?! I'm not responsile for your hormones!! And your already going out with the pervet anyway!!'

'Then who the hell is?! And I was forced into this thing, remember!!'

His head was seething. 'You want to know who controls you hormones? That guy!!!' he pointed to a dark corner of Roxas's brain. A little version of Roxas was huttled in a corner, mumbling to himself. He was to far away for Roxas to heart all of what he was saying but Roxas heard: 'Axel...... hottt..... smexy.... like to...... prostitute.' Actually Roxas was happy that he couldn't hear what was being said.

Roxas turned back to his head. 'Are all of you insane up here??!!! Man, why the hell did I pick you over Mr. Deep Voice? You-' Roxas stopped noticing that his head looked like it was about to start bawling again. Roxas paled, he didn't like it when people cried. 'Hey I didn't mean-' but it was too late his head already started bawling. Roxas sighed and moved to kneel beside it.

This just might be a long night.

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Across the bar a redhead and a silverhead watched in facination as a certain blond was having a argument with himself, then proceeded to burst into tears.

The redhead smirked. "Cool. We hardly ever get the insane ones."

The silverhead returned the smirk. "This should be interesting. Never knew that he'd be insane though."

"Pfft, look at who his Somebody is."

"Hey don't talk about him that way!!"

"Oh yeah! I forgot your 'attached'."

"Shut up."

A couple of seconds of silence followed, before the redhead spoke.

"Hows about we get hammered before we go talk to him."

"Fine but remember we are on a mission. He'll kill us if we don't bring him back with us."

"As if I would forget that! You trust me so little! You'd think that after this long you'd have lightened up a little!" The redhead said dramatically.

"You tried to still him away from me. Of course I'm not going to trust you." The silverhead growled.

"Relax! That's all in the past! And besides this one is sooo much cuter!"
With that said the redhead turned and walked over to the guy behind the counter selling drinks. The silverhead glowed for a few seconds before trailing after

OOkkay not exactly what I had in mind for this chapter, but I rather like it! I managed to do third-person without sucking!! At least I don't think it sucked.... that much..... anyway I'm starting to wonder if I should continue on with this..... I don't know..... but if I do make another chapter, which I probably will because I'm having fun with this, I'll put in some fluffy Akuroku in it!!! Yeah!! Fluffy Akuroku!!! ^^ XD