This ones a lot longer than most of the other ones... oh well hope you like~!

Match Making
Chapter 8: Redheads and Kisses
POV: Third-person

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The redhead looked over at the blond still sitting in the back of the bar. The redhead smirked and drowned the rest of the drink that was in hand, and walked over to him.

'It's about time I got on with this mission.' The redhead thought. 'without Mr. You-Stole-My-One-True-Love!!'

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Roxas looked around the bar, beyond embarrased, hoping that no one had seen him burst out into tears. Thankfully no one was looking his way. 'Damn you Head for making me cry too!!' he cursed.

Head smiled sheepishly. 'Sorry.'

'Whatever. Now help me find Axel, I wanna go home.'

Roxas and Head looked around but couldn't find said person. After a couple of minutes of scanning the bar Roxas decided to actually get up and walk around to search for him. He vagually wondered if he was upstairs with the hookers, but dismissed that thought. Axel didn't look like a sleez-bag that could only get hookers to sleep with him..... than again looks can be deceiving.... And besides Roxas didn't want to go upstairs, for obvious reasons.

His cobolt-blue eyes continued to scan the room, but he still couldn't find the redhead. "Funny. It's usually easier to find him in a crowd." He mumbled outloud.

"Hey, cutie. You looking for someone?" A voice said behind him, making him jump a little. Turning he saw a girl about his age standing in front of him. 'Whoa..... Did Axel get turned into a younger girl or something?' He wondered, but dismissed it when he saw the girls eyes. Her hair was the same color as Axel's, but it was strait, and her eyes were a blue-violet color.

'Did she just call you cuite?' Head asked sounding offended.

"Umm..... Yeah actually. Have you seen a man about this tall," He stood on his tip-toes and raised a hand up in order to deminstrate just how tall Axel was. "And he's got red hair, like yours', only spiky. And he's got really really green eyes with upside-down triangle tattoos one under each eye. And his name's Axel. And.......... he's dressed like some sort of male-prostitute. Have you seen him?"

The girl smiled sadly, and shock her head. "I'm sorry, but I haven't. Do you need help looking for him?"

"Umm...... Sure?" Roxas replied hesitantly, he didn't know what to make of this girl yet.

"I'm Kairi, by the way!"

"... I'm Roxas."

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Axel opened the door to the bar with a bang. Panting and glaring all around him, he searched for a certain blond. He looked but still couldn't see him. With a growl he headed upstairs to the poker tables. Not may people knew that here was tables up here too, but mostly the people who haven't been here before.

Finally reaching the second floor, he saw the blond nobody sitting at a table, next ot Marluxia.

"LUXORD!!!" He bellowed. The blond raised his head and smirked.

"Finally back are you? Well did you have fun? Were they gental?"

Axel twitched. "You. Are. Going. To. Die. A. Slow. And. Painful. DEATH!!!!!" his voice filled with such venom that it sent several well-know and feared pirates running with their tails in between their legs.

Marluxia looked between Luxord and Axel his eyes filled with couriousity. It had been a while since Axel had been this mad before, and he was just itching to have something new to throw in the pyro's face. "So, what happend?"

"None of your busin-" Axel started but Luxord cut him off with a chuckle and another smirk.

"I interduced him to some of my 'friends' from around these parts. They were drunk and started chasing him around the bar claiming that he was a girl and that they wanted to sleep with him. He ran out of the bar and into an alley like the stupid idiot that he is, because everyone knows that all the alleys are deadends. Anyway I left after they tackled him to the ground so I have no idea if they actually did anything or not, but hey it's still fun to imagine!"

Marluxia burst into laughter.

"See Axel!! I told you that one of these days that those hips of yours would get you in trouble! They completely give the fact that you are a girl!" Luxord said over Marluxia's howls of laughter.

"I'm not a GIRL!!" Axel cried.

"Axel as the the saying goes: Hips don't lie." Marluxia said finally sobering up

Axel glared knives and daggers, pins and needles, and other sharp pointy objects at Marluxia. "Watch what you say Flower Petals or your going to regret it!" Axel said shaking with rage.

"I'm soo scared." Marluxia said rolling his eyes.

"That's it!" He stalked over to Marluxia, grabbed the frount of his jacket, and pulled him closer to his face. "When we get home I'm going to burn ALL of your plants and pour fifty bucket of salt over each and ever bed of soil that I see so that NOTHING WILL EVER GROW AGAIN!!!!" He shouted in his face.

Marluxia eyes grew big. "Don't you dare touch my babies!!" he shrieked.

"Oh I-"

"Axel, put him down." Larxene's voice demanded from behind him.

Axel turned and glared at the female before him with such hatered that she almost took a step back. "Why should I?" He hissed out.

She sighed. "You put him down and I'll tell you what your boyfriends been up to. I think that's a fair trade." She really wasn't in the mood to argue back. Today had been a really bad day and all she wanted to do was go back to the castle, and rest.

Axel stopped glaring but now had a confused look on his face. "Boyfriend?"

Larxene raised an eyebrow. "Roxas?" she supplied

"Oh.... Oh yeah!" He dropped Marluxia on the floor, no longer angry. "What has he been up to?" He hadn't seen his short blond anywhere around and had just suspected that he had gone home.

She scoffed. "Look for yourself." She pointed to the first floor. "He's by the Mariachi band."

Axel looked over to where the Mariachi band was. At first he couldn't see the blond but when he finally did, his jaw almost literally hit the floor.

Marluxia picked himself off of the ground and looked over the railing, wanting to see what had caused the pyro to actually shut up for once. 'I swear he's almost as bad as Demyx.' he thought to himself.

He didn't see Roxas at first because a redheaded female was blocking him from view. But when he did and saw what the female was doing, he burst in to laughter again.

After a couple of seconds he calmed down and looked over at Axel. The taller male was glaring at the female with even more hate than he had been giving to Marluxia or Larxene, which is saying alot.

'Knowing him, he probably thinks that Roxas is the one doing the kissing not the other way around." Marluxia thought to himself. 'Even though it's clearly obvious since SHE's pinning HIM to the wall. But screw it! If the pyro wants to think that the other way is true then who am I to say other wise.'

"Hey Axel, looks like your boyfriend found another lover."

Axel glared at him again before running/sprinting down the stairs/jumping over the railing.

"Well at least she looks like you, hips and all!!" Marluxia shouted after him.

Marluxia then burst into flames.

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Roxas didn't know what happend. One minute he was looking for Axel with Kairi and the next he was being pinned up against the wall in a full blown kiss. He was actually happy that it was Kairi instead of some creepy drunk guy that could easily overpower him.

She had been drinking, too. Roxas could smell it all over her. But it wasn't that easy to notice..... or smell, because you had to be right next to her to actually smell it..... or Roxas's nose was already used to the smell of alcohol, that he could only just now smelll it on her being so close. And clearly she was a woman who could hold her liquor very well.

Roxas whimpered, wanting to push her away but couldn't because his hands were being pinned down by the guy next to him. Roxas couldn't tell what the guy looked like all he know for sure was that it was a guy and the he had silver hair.

Suddenly Roxas felt Kairi's tounge somehow slide into his mouth, and Roxas screamed...... well he tried to but it was really really muffled. Roxas fell limp on the ground twitching not knowing what else to do. Kairi was still lauched onto him so she fell on top of Roxas, and was still kissing him.

'What the hell is this? Huh? See how long it takes to sufficate someone by kissing them? Huh? Answer me BITHCH!!!! I want ANSWERS!!!!!!' Head yelled.

'You know it's not all that bad.' a small voice called behind Head. Head turned almost having a heart-attack. Turning around he Hormone and Angst sitting in a dark corner together, and freaked!

'AHHH!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING TOGETHER!!! You're not supposed to be in the same corner!!!' Head ran forward and tried to move them away from each other but they wouldn't move!!! With a pant and a sigh Head gave up and glared at the others.

'It's really not that bad.' Hormone repeated.

'If only it were Axel kissing us..... *sigh* Can I go slit my wrist now?' Angst asked looking depressed..... like he always does.....

'NO!! You can't slit your wrist!!! We need you!!! If you kill yourself then Roxas won't be all emo and stuff!!!! Your a valuable emotion!!!! ....... Sometimes........'

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The silverhead looked at Roxas's body still twitching on the ground getting kissed by Kairi still.
"'K Kai'. You can let go now! He's dead!"

"Shup Riku I'll be done when I'm done!!" She countered back.

"He'll never join us if you keep doing this."

"I'm almost done!! Just a few-"

"Oh I think your done now!" A voice said behind them. The way that it was said made them both shutter. Kairi turned, Riku looked up and there was Axel. He's fumming so much that flames are whipping around his body. "And if you know what's good for you you'll back away s-l-o-w-l-y!!"

Kairi's eyes widened and she quickly scampered off of Roxas's motionless body. Axel stepped forward and pulled Roxas up, who was suprisingly able to stand-up, and pulled him closer to his body possesively.

"Bitch this is MY bitch so you best stay away. Got it memorized?" Kairi nodded her head slowly. Axel scoffed and stormed out of the bar, dragging the still-in-shock Roxas behind him.

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'Why am I in shock again?' Roxas finally asked Head after what felt like an eturnity.

'Uhh......... I'll tell you later, but now we've go bigger problems.'

'Bigger........ problems?' Roxas squeaked and curled up in a small ball in order to protect himself.

'Yeah like how you're going to stop Axel from yelling at you.'

'Wait........ What?'

Roxas blinked back into reality and found that he was in an alley with alone with Axel who was pacing.

"How could you do this to me Roxas? This really hurts you know? I thought that you were at least somewhat getting used to our relationship, but now this? Am I not good enough for you or what?-"

"Axel."

"I mean sure I was a pervert in the begining but I've changed I swear!! I-"

"Axel!!" But the redheaded pyro wasn't listening to Roxas. Roxas pouted, 'Damn! He's not listen to me!! What am I to do? ...... And why the HELL does he blame me for being kissed??!!'

After a while of trying to figure out how to shut him up Roxas finally figured out how to do it. (In Roxas's head Angst is replaced by Seducive). Roxas blushed he'd rather not, he really REALLY needed the pyro to shut up, and nothing else was working.

Roxas waited patiently until Axel pacing brought him back to where the blond was, before he pounced. Roxas ran forward and jumped, his arms wrapping around Axel's neck and his lips crashing onto the older man's.

Axel stopped mid-word when he felt Roxas's lips on his own. His arms automatically wrapped themselves around Roxas's waist, and having to bend over so that Roxas's feet could be on the ground. Axel didn't know what was going on, and the only thing that his head was saying didn't make any sence at all. 'HOMG!!! Roxas is kissing me!!!' but that couldn't be right, Roxas would never do anything like this...... would he? After all Axel hardly knew the kid.

Roxas pulled away after a couple of seconds, and whispered. "Axel you need to learn to shut up when people are trying to tell the truth. Now will you hear me out?"

Axel nodded still in a state of shock.

Roxas told him what happend but only a few sentences entered. Roxas looked at Axel in concern and amousment. When he spoke his voice was filled with both.

"Axel! Are you okay?" He asked stepping away from Axel's body.

Axel snapped out of his trance, smirked, stepped towards Roxas, and pushed him up against the wall. "Of course."

Roxas's eyes widened when his back hit the wall. 'Shit!! I knew that I shouldn't have done that!!! Now he's going to soo rape me!!! Help me!!'

Axel slowly bent down and pressed his lips to Roxas's gently, their lips just barly touching. Roxas couldn't help himself and leand into the kiss, by wrapping his arms around Axel's neck again. Axel's tounge licked at Roxas's lips begging for entry into his mouth. Roxas, though hesitantly, opened his mouth. After a few minutes of tonsil hockey they brok apart gasping for breath.

Roxas's face was red. He couldn't believe that he let Axel kiss him. 'Damn it!!! Now he's going to think that I okay for future make out sessions!!! I hate myself!'

"Axel can we go home?" he panted out.

Axel smirked. "Eager for more in the privace of a bedroom?" Roxas's blush deepened and he glared at Axel.

"No you perverted bastard!!! I'm tired and I want to go to sleep!!"

Axel chuckled. "Riiight." But summond a portal anyway. The two nobodies walked though it and out of sight.

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Riku glared at Kairi. "Thanks a lot bitch! Now he's going to kill us for sure now. This is all your fault!"

"Hey, how was I supposed to know that the kid was taken?" Kairi fired back.

"Maybe because he TOLD us! These were his exact words: Watch out for a man named Axel. He is currently 'with' Roxas and is rather possesive."

Kairi crossed her arms and huffed. "You know what I quit!! Take me home now!"

"What you can't quit!!........." Riku paused at thought for a second. 'If she leaves then I'll have a better chance of finding Him alone!! Yes!! Kairi just thought of a good idea for once!' "Nevermind. I'll take you home."

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Roxas walked beside Axel, who was making ideal chatter. Roxas for some reason felt like he forgot something, but didn't know what it was.

"-then I was like; bring it on Flower Petals-"

"OH!!" Roxas shouted finally realizing what it was that he forgot. "Shit."

Axel stopped talking and turned towards Roxas. "What's wrong?"

"We forgot Demyx!"

Did I make you wait long enough? sorry