Im very very sorry that this one took forever

Match Making
Chapter 11: WWAAPPEE!!!
POV: Third Person

"SLAM!
..... no wait.....
BAM!
No! damn it, that's not it!
BANG!
..... Hmmmm........ Maybe........ No lets go back to.....
SLAM!
There we go! ...... Wait no.......-"

"Leave it!" Xemnas yelled at the man pacing in front of him. "Just slam your hands against my desk and there's your sound effect!"

"......." Axel stared at Xemnas, cursing him for interupting his search for a good sound effect. "What it I don't want to?"

Xemnas glared. "Axel why are you in my office?"

"What I want to know is......" Axel said stalking towards his boss and slamming his hands against his desk. THUMP! Axel smirked, now that's what he was looking for! "Is why your not a toddler too!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Hey you were the one in the dress -"

"you were the one who put me in that dress!"

Axel chuckled, "Oh yeah! Good times, good time!"

~Flashback~ *Second Person*

You watched as Roxas teleported away. Once he's gone you suddenly start to miss the fact that his ass looked really good in that dress. You miss it so much that you get drepressed. Now whenever you get depressed you tend to like to walk, to blow off steam. So you enter the hallway and see Xemnas walking in a suit, saying that he's a seme, you however think otherwise. Thinking fast you run into Larxene's room and grab a floresent pink dressand,so you don't miss him, teleport to where Xemnas is.

'Xemmy what are you doing wearing a suit?' You call out to him. He turns around and you some how strip him and force the dress onto him. Teleporting away you burn the clothes and teleport to Roxas.

~End Flashback~

POV: Third Person *following Roxas, cause Axel's boring like that!*

Roxas sat up and when he streched he paused. 'Wasn't Axie supposed to be sweeping wif me?' Roxas sniffed, did Axie not want to sweep wif him? Feeling depressed Roxas jumped off of the bed, and walked over to his door, crawling over at least ten piles of crap. He stared up at the doorknob, high above his head and his shoulders slummped. Why was evewything tallew than him? He jumped as high as he could but still couldn't reach. Pouting he looked around for something to help him. The wheely chair was blocked off by the piles. Roxas's eyes started to tear up, there was no way for him to get out.

There was a sudden rapping on the door. "Hey Roxas you in there?" Roxas frowned, why was Xigbaw at his doow?

"Yeas!" Roxas cried desperate to get out. Xigbar opened the door and Roxas ran out. He was trying to run past Xigbar but something got in his way making him scream and run to hide behind Xigbar's leg. Grabbing on with a death grip, he asked, "W-what is that?" His voice almost coming out in a sob.

Xigbar crouched down next to Roxas and patted his head comfortingly. "It's okay, it's just a heartless."

"Heawtwess?"

"Yeah. Don't worry about it attacking you, it only does that to the Somebodies. They don't attack us 'cause we don't have hearts, like them." Xigbar, to prove his point reached out and patted the heartless on the head. Roxas, seeing this, came out from behind him. Now that he thought about it, it didn't look like it had been about to hurt him, it looked like it wanted to play.

Roxas tentively reached out and patted the heartless like Xigbar had. It felt soft almost a velvety feeling to it.

"I think it likes you. Do you want to name him?" 'Not that you could keep him.'

"Hmmmm...... whats about....... Darky?" Roxas looked up at Xigbar wondering if it was a good name.

"Darky....... It's cute!!" Xigbar grinned down at Roxas. "Why don't you go tell Axel that you have a new pet?"

"Okays! Come on Darky!" Roxas took off sprinting down the hall, not really knowing where Axel was. Darky watched as Roxas sprinted off and sunk into the ground and followed ofter.

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Axel walked down the hall but stopped when he saw Roxas running towards him.

"Axie guess what?"

"What?" Axel asked warily, wondering if he should ask.

"I's got a secwet!" Roxas motioned for Axel to lean forward. Axel leaned forward with his hands on his knees. Roxas started to say something, but something kicked Axel in his rear and sent him falling onto-----

Wait wait wait!! Okay lets take this back a bit. Okay? 'K!

Lets start with the kick to Axel's ass. Here's what happened. Marluxia who was passing down the hallway saw Axel crouch down, he however didn't see Roxas.

Okay does that make sence? Good! Now back to what happens.

------Roxas. Roxas's eyes widened when he felt himself falling. Axel landed heavily on Roxas.

"WWAAPPEE!!!"

Marluxia came to Roxas's rescue pushing Axel off of him, and scouped Roxas up and hugged him to his chest. "Axel!! you can't do that to him!! He's to small!! You'll hurt him!!" Marluxia stood up. "Come on Roxas! I'll save you from the meanie pedophile!"

Axel watched as Marluxia walked off with his toddler uke. 'I'll teach you to call me a pedophile! I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE!! I'm nineteen!! You can't..... well when he's like this I am but when he's fourteen I'm not!! There's only a five years difference!!'