Emmett's POV

"Rosalie!! Jacob Black is in my suitcase! Help!" I yelled. "The sock puppets are here as well!"

"OK Emmett, I'm coming." She shouted at me.

So… why was Jacob in my suitcase? Why were the sock puppets in my suitcase?

"UNCLE JACOB!!!" Nessie screamed as she ran through the door and jumped into Jacob's arms.

"Nessie!" he said as he picked her up and hugged her. Rosalie, Bella and Edward followed her.

"So, Jacob. Why are you here?" asked Edward.

"Well, I smelled vampires on a plane so I followed them and it was you guys and now I'm here."

"Okay…"

"And on the plane I was bored so I turned some of the socks in this suitcase into sock puppets and played with them and for some reason Emmett is really freaked out by all this."

Well, so would you be if you found a werewolf and some sock puppets in your suitcase.

The Next Day

Jacob and Nessie were standing on the end of the pier. Me and Rosalie had an idea. An evil idea. Well, only mean to Jacob, but oh well. Its not as if anybody likes him, is it?

Rosalie POV

I went up to Jacob and asked him if I could play with Nessie and build sandcastles for a while. He agreed, luckily, and I took her up the beach to where Edward and Bella were sat. I winked at Emmett and he started the next bit of our plan.

Emmett POV

I ran at Jacob and pushed him and myself off the pier into the sea. Under the water, I saw him start to shake, and realised that he was going to phase. Lol, he would be a dog in the sea. A dog-fish. He phased and then discovered that wolves cant swim. Hahahaha!!!! This holiday was going to be great.