Aniki Loves Otouto Loves Jinchuuriki
AN: So! I'm back. And I just suffered from a serious spell of writer's block. I actually am still in weak condition, but who can call themselves true bohemian revolutionaries that don't have to push themselves to compose every once in a while? Okay, so yeah. I've been watching Moulin Rouge. Don't ask how that got me back to writing Naruto. Haha.
Onward with the story!
Naruto walked into the shower room, and turned on the water after shedding himself of clothes. He stepped into the hot water and immediately let all of his fear and tension wash down the drain together with the soapsuds.
"What a dream." He thought out loud, wondering if that was just his usual overactive imagination or was that foreshadowing something soon to come? He let his gaze drift down to his belly, tracing his index finger on the seal around his navel.
After toweling off, Naruto's persona had made its comeback. He walked –more like sauntered- shirtless, into the kitchen, swaying his hips provocatively as the sweatpants he was wearing hung low on his hips. He met his smirking gaze with his raven-haired boyfriend, who looked like a little child sitting at the kitchen bar with a mouthful of rice, his cheeks puffed out in an animated way. Sasuke just stared at his lover with a blank stare of awe.
Blinking a couple of times, he finally found his senses enough to ask through a mouthful of rice, "Nar-to, wha doh you fink you are -ooing?" Naruto tried his best to suppress a laugh at how adorable Sasuke was, but couldn't help it. He chuckled, a smirk present on his face.
"I'm sorry. Can you repeat that? I couldn't exactly understand you." He said, still laughing.
Sasuke swallowed his food, then said "I said 'Dobe, what do you think you're doing?'"
Naruto looked up and gave an angelic smile and a shrug. "I dunno." He said in an innocent voice. "What do you think I'm doing?" He said, swaying his hips once again as his koi's eyes fell lower to his bare waistline.
"I think you're asking for it just like you were last night." Sasuke smirked, feeling he had the upper hand.
"Who me? I don't know what you're talking about."
"Oh? I think you do." Sasuke got up from his bowl of rice, approaching his lover like a predator would, his prey.
"Well, you know, you could always remind me…" The blonde looked so innocent.
"Maybe I will." Sasuke said, walking down the hall to his bedroom, beckoning Naruto to follow. He always liked it better in the mornings. Naruto had more energy.
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Itachi woke up with a blue eye staring intently into his red ones and blonde hair tickling his face.
"Moooorning, un." Deidara was smiling, hovering over him.
Itachi just stared at him impassively waiting for Deidara to move off of him, as always. It was as if two hours ago never happened.
"You know, I've been thinking. Not that I don't think you're fully capable of going alone, but can I go along with you to get Sasuke? Sasori never lets us really look around when we go to Konoha so I was thinking maybe I could go wi-"
"We're not going to shop, you idiot."
"I know… I wasn't saying we should shop. I could bomb Sasuke's place. Wouldn't that be a bang?"
"Are you seriously a member of the Akatsuki? Or did we pick you up off of the street? In your honest opinion, do you really think I would want to draw attention to myself by say, an explosion?" With every word, Deidara seemed more offended. Itachi's tone didn't change but the menacing façade grew with every syllable.
"But-"
"No, Deidara. You cannot accompany me. If anyone were to go with me it would be Kisame."
"But he's a freaking shark man with a big sword! You said you didn't want attention!"
"Out."
"But-"
"Do you want me to have to repeat myself?"
"…" Click.
Deidara was gone in mere seconds. He didn't want Itachi's wrath, no matter how unfair he was being.
But what Deidara had proposed had Itachi thinking. Should he perhaps bring along backup? Just for the hell of it? No. That would make him seem weak. He had taken out whole villages single-handedly. Yet, he couldn't take care of one little boy?
"Oh hell." He said as he opened his door, in search of the blue haired man he was so fond of.
"Kisame?" He said at mid-volume. He didn't feel like searching all over the place, yet he didn't feel like yelling. He never yelled.
"Kisame." He looked around, for a reply.
"What?" Came a holler from the common room. Walking in, he saw Kisame was reading about the local fish markets. Itachi met his gaze and raised a single eyebrow.
"It's a shark thing. Don't ask." Kisame said, closing the paper. "What did you need, Itachi-san?"
"We're going to Konoha."
"When?"
"In five minutes."
"What??"
This had Kisame bewildered. Not only was he going along to capture Sasuke- as everyone in the organization knew the single reason Itachi was returning to Konoha- they were going so soon? Five minutes. He better go get Samehada and his cloak.
He met Itachi exactly five minutes later at the entrance to the hideout, cloak on and Samehada strapped to his back for the journey.
"Hang on." Itachi offered his wrist. Kisame took hold of it, but not understanding why.
"Wha-ahh!" Was the last thing heard before they both disappeared in a cluster of crows.
Itachi was feeling lazy and didn't want to travel. He wanted his brother now; he was going to have his brother now.
They appeared in the forest, about 700 meters away from the gates of Konoha.
"What the fuck was that, Itachi? I'm a fish; I hate birds! Fish don't fly. You dare pull that kind of stunt again and I'll c-" He was silenced by Itachi putting his hand over his mouth.
"I'll bite you.." Could barely be understood as Itachi muffled Kisame's threat. Itachi rolled his eyes and removed his hand.
"Shut up and let's go." He finalized then headed toward the wall he always jumped to go to his little brother's apartment.
"You sure you want to do this in broad daylight?"
"Yeah."
"Why?"
"Because."
"Like that's a real answer. So what's the plan?"
"I have poison I'll give Sasuke that will cause him to black out. We tie him up and transport back to the hideout."
"What if he's not there?"
"He'll be there."
"How do you know he'll be alone? Wasn't he with that boy?"
'So the news had spread…' Itachi thought.
"If the blonde is there, kill him."
"Now that, I can do." Kisame said with enthusiasm.
They had no idea Naruto was the container for the Kyuubi yet. Approaching the wall, they easily crouched on top.
"That one." Itachi said to Kisame, pointing to his tree he usually perched at. Perfect. The window was open.
They jumped over to the tree, only to hear panting, heavy breathing, and soft intimate noises.
Kisame was about to give Itachi a look that read 'Oh my gods, you've got to be joking,' until he saw the cloud of jealousy and rage come across his partner's face. Obviously Itachi knew what was going on.
Itachi was the first to hope through the open window, as Kisame quickly followed. The boys were entwined together, in a heated shirtless tangle.
"Sorry to kill the moment!" Kisame roared, swinging Samehada directly above Naruto's head.
"Gah!" Naruto yelped as he ducked, leaping off of the bed towards his kunai pouch.
Itachi grabbed Sasuke's wrist in a painful grip as he whispered "Miss me, Otouto?" into his brother's ear. Sasuke just glared.
"Nev-" He began to say, but Itachi shoved the open vile of poison past his speech. Sasuke coughed and sputtered, trying not to swallow the dark liquid, but Itachi tightened his grip on his wrist.
'It only takes one drop, and 5 seconds.' He remembered Sasori telling him. 'Ichi, ni, san-' and he was out. His brother slumped over sideways, the onyx pupils shrinking as his eyes closed.
Naruto and Kisame were dodging each other's jabs and kicks as there wasn't much room to perform massive jutsu and such. Naruto was mildly wounded, his left arm badly cut from his shoulder to mid-bicep.
"Leave him, Kisame." Itachi said, leaping out the window with Sasuke slung over his shoulder, wrists and ankles bound together.
"Fine." Kisame said, leaping out the window after side kicking Naruto into the back wall of the bedroom.
"Sasuke!" Naruto exclaimed, getting up to the window just to see them fly off in a flock of black birds.
"Kuso…" Naruto muttered, gathering himself enough to throw a shirt on, and hightail it up to Tsunade's office.
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"Tsunade!!" Naruto yelled, barging into her office. She was alone, and looked up with an angered expression until she saw his sleeve that was soaked in blood.
"Naruto! What the hell happened!?" She said leaping up from her desk, stripping him of his shirt and starting to heal the wound.
"They took him." Naruto tried to tell her but he was welled up with rage.
"Who?"
"Sasuke!"
"No! Who took him?!" She was the only one that knew about Naruto and Sasuke.
"I don't know. They had matching black cloaks with weird red clouds on them. Th-they just took him, Tsunade!! Why?! What the hell?!" Naruto exclaimed, feeling extremely frustrated and angry and worried and heartbroken, to name a few.
She finished healing his arm, then called in ANBU black ops.
"Akatsuki have been sighted. Seal the gates." She said as they quickly disappeared.
"They're already gone, Tsunade-baachan."
"What? They left with him?!" This was worse than she thought. Why would they want Sasuke? Were they just trying to lure Naruto to them?
'Okay, okay, okay. Think, Damnit, think!' Tsunade told herself, as she thought of what to do.
"Naruto. Go get the rookie nine."
"Who are the Akatsuki?! Why do they want Sas-"
"Now."
"Hai." And he was gone.
AN: So! He has officially been captured.
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