Sorry for not updating for forever! LITERALLY! This story is ancient now, and I'm planning to finish this story in this chapter, or the next, so that I can finally move on. (:

Quick Recap:

Tom turned the shower off and left the bathroom, placing Bill's coffee mug back in place.

"I win." He said aloud, as he walked over to his suitcase to get a fresh shirt.

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Tom kept his smile on his face as he opened his suitcase. A pile of black t-shirts welcomed him, saying, "Bill is sexy!"

The smile disappeared. He lifted one of the shirts with two fingers, as though it had cooties. "Holy crap! What the hell is this filth?!"

He picked up his entire suitcase and emptied it on the floor. Without finding any shirt that was remotely the size that he would wear, he slammed his fist on the ground. "Aw, crap! My knuckles! ARRRRRGGGHHHHH!" He tried to shake off the pain. "BILL, YOU FAG!"

And right on cue, Bill pushed the door open with one finger, grinning his signature grin. He leaned against the doorframe with his arms crossed and waited.

"GIVE ME MY SHIRTS BACK, YOU UGLY LITTLE ROTTEN PORCUPINE!"

Bill ignored that and walked into the room. He looked at the pile of shirts on the ground. "My, oh my," He said in false surprise. "I see your secret obsession revealed," He lifted up a shirt that said, President of Bill Kaulitz's No.1 Fan club! "You might just be my number one fangirl, Tom. Well done!" He applauded.

Tom gritted his teeth.

Bill reached into the back pocket of his jeans. "Oh, what's this I have here?" He gasped mockingly. "Looks like it's that camera you had this morning! Oh! And there's that photo you had of me this morning…and look! There's a delete button…" He pressed it. "Aw, isn't that nice? Bye-bye, mugshot~!" He sang.

"I wonder what this button does…" He pointed the camera straight at Tom on the ground with fangirl t-shirts and snapped a shot. "Kodak moment~!"

"Give. Me. My. Damn. Shirts." Tom demanded. "Now."

"Never!" Bill laughed. He set his hands on his hips, broadened his shoulders and beamed triumphantly. "I'm legendary~!" He flexed his 'muscles' like Hercules. "I have defeated the evil guy with the snake hair!" He skipped about. "Hissssssss!" He made hissing noises at Tom. "Hisssssss!" He made claws in the air.

Josef, a crew member popped his head through the door and looked at Bill. Then he looked down at the shirts in front of Tom. "What in the…"

Tom and Bill turned to him and stared.

"Uh…" Josef tried his best to shake the image off his mind. "We're gone in less than half an hour, so you should be ready soon."

Bill dropped his snake position. "Okay. Get out now." He said. "Please." He added.

Josef obeyed and popped his head back out.

After a short silence, he boomed with laughter. "Oh God, I should've brought my camera." He said aloud to himself.

Bill turned back to Tom. "So I'll leave you now to do your Bill worshipping ritual, Mr. President of Bill Kaulitz's No.1 fanclub." He grinned. "And I'll take my beautiful lucky mug with that beautiful coffee inside of it." He swallowed a nice big sip of coffee and walked out of the room.

Tom grinned.

"Now for the laxatives to kick in…" He mumbled to himself.

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This chapter is most definitely the UNFUNNIEST (if that's a word) in the whole entire world because I suspect the next chapter to go on for miles..

I really am sorry for not updating in literally forever! T_T *Begs on knees*

It's the end of the first term of school for me and I have a two week holiday, so hopefully I'll have a bit more done. And hopefully have this story finished.

You can scold me if you want. *Braces self*