EPOV
'Hey Edward, can I ask you a question?' Emmett asked me, looking deadly
serious.
'Sure' I replied.
'Do stairs go up or down?' Emmett asked. I should have known it would
have been something like this.
'Both.' It was the only way to really answer the question.
'What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave
popcorn? He held out a package of microwavable popcorn and waved it in my face
as to prove his point.
'I wouldn't know, I've never wanted to or even needed to pop popcorn.'
Why does he always ask such bizarre questions?
'Do they have girl's bathrooms in gay bars?' Emmett asked yet another
question.
'Why do you think I would know that?!?!' does he think I'm gay or
something?
'How do they get the air in bubble wrap?' right he asked for one question
and now this is his fourth.
'What happened to A question?' I just had to ask.
'What would happen if everyone flushed their toilet at the same time?'
Emmett completely ignored my question and asked his fifth.
'Why don't you, go very far away, and find out?' hopefully this should
stop him.
'What do mermaids eat?' No such luck.
'Go find one and ask.' Once again trying to get him to stop, once he gets
going he really doesn't stop. Why is he asking so many silly questions for?
'What about unicorns?' Emmett asked yet another question.
'How am I supposed to know all of this?' Man I'm sure he's just
trying to get on my nerves.
'Are there female leprechauns?' yet another silly question, the ninth to
be exact; I hope he stops before the tenth.
'Are you almost done with all of these questions?' He really is starting
to get on my nerves.
'Do pigs pull ham strings?' Someone help me please!!!
'Do you ever shut up?' Please say you do, no wait, please don't say
anything…
'Why is the fear of long words Hippopotomontrosesquippedaliophobia?'
'I'm not even going to ask how you know that....' He is definitely a
weird guy.
'What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitsu?'
'The same thing these questions are!'
'Can you put a hobo on house arrest?'
'I don't know!' Emmett is really getting annoying!
'Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?'
'Why don't you?'
'How come Superman can stop bullets with his chest but always ducks when
someone throws a gun at him?'
'Where did you come up with these?'
'Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?'
'The same place it says you have a brain!'
'If a tree fell on a mime in the forest would he make a noise and
would anyone care?'
'I know if a tree fell on you, I wouldn't'
'Why did you answer most of my questions with questions?'
'Just go bug someone else.' Please just do it, I silently begged for him
to leave me alone for one second.
'Okay!' Did he just say, what I think he said?
Emmett walks over to Jasper and asks the dreaded question 'Hey Jasper, can
I ask you a question?' Oh, now I feel sorry for him.