To Jacqui,
A mountain of hugging emoticons,
Love,
Jaffa
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"Cause im the great ninja Yuffie!" Yuffie exclaimed.
Cloud struggled with the hot pink parachute draping over him. Beneath him Vincent was also struggling, though more with the blond swordsman draping over him then the klepto ninja and her bloody parachute.
There was a bit off a scuffle as they all righted themselves again.
"..." Vincent remained beautiful, emotionless and somehow angsty.
Cloud rolled his eyes, finally freeing himself from the material and thrusting it into Yuffies' hands. "What the hell are you doing here?" He demanded, a little miffed his kiss had been ruined.
Yuffies eyes widened and her grin followed suit. "Why are you wearing lipstick?" She asked slyly.
Vincent suddenly yelped, a hand immediatly going to his lips. Cloud grinned as the ex-Turk looked in horror at the colour on his hand.
Yuffies grin pratically covered her face, teeth sparkling eerily with the light reflected from the Glow-In-The-Dark trees. "You were kissing werent you!" She giggled, bouncing from foot to foot. She suddenly leaned towards them, poking Cloud in the shoulder. "Do it again." She demanded.
Cloud shook his head. "I was trying to get him to wear lipstick." He assured her. He turned back to the older man. "I guess your not in angst mode anymore then?" He asked as the raven haired gunman wiped the lipstick from his mouth.
He slowly crossed his arms, forgetting for the moment that he was still wearing that extreemly purple frock. "You didnt have to let Reno get this far." He accused, leaving out the 'or kiss me!'
Cloud heard it anyway and threw him another coy smile, though he was careful Yuffie didnt see.
"Why are you here?" Vincent asked, ignoring the blonds' actions.
Yuffie got a slightly far-away look in her eyes.
"Oh crap." Cloud muttered. "Jaffa's adding a damn flashback."
xP - FLASHBACK - FLASHBACK - xD
"Hey Cid." Yuffies' voice singsonged through the airship.
Cid shuddered and searched around frantically for a hiding place.
"Ohhh Ciddie!" She called again, voice sounding closer. "Where are you?"
'She cant find me here!' Cid thought triumphently, wedging himself further into the small spot between the wall and a huge cargo box.
"AHA!" Yuffie shouted suddenly. "I can hear your thoughts!"
'No way, she couldnt...' Cid thought in terror.
"Oh yes I can!" She cooed.
"You can not you little brat!" Cid shouted, leaping out of his hiding place to accuse her.
She grinned and her eyes twinkled. "I was wondering where you where Ciddie." She squealed with sadistic delight.
"Why?" Cid groaned with all the desperation of a dying man. (Damn im in a weird mood xD)
"'Cause I am soooooooooo bored!" She bounced, leaping into his arms. "Entertain me!"
"No." Cid denied, dropping her onto the floor.
She let out an undignified squeak ('cause honestly Yuffie could not be called dignified in any sence of the word.) and leapt onto her feet.
"Entertain me, entertain me, entertain me!" She chanted, stomping her foot down for good measure.
Cid ground his teeth, continuing his dramatic stomp away. He ended the march at the Shera's helm. Yuffie suddenly appeared next to him. "I know! Your taking me to see Vinnie-boi and Cloudy!" She beamed.
Cid brightened at the idea of palming the ninja off on someone else.
"Then we can all have a big picnic and play dressups! You would look sooo cute in a saloir outfit Ciddie!"
Cid dimmed. "I dont even know where they are." He sidetracted. "Mr. 'Dark-and-gothic' Is never in the same place twice and 'Princess Cloud' is most likely on a delivery."
Yuffies eyes took on a somewhat narrator glow. "They Are In The Forgotten City By The Glow In The Dark Trees." She prophesised. "And The Lotto Numbers Tonight Are 12, 21, 9, 6-"
Cid, not being the brainiest beetle in the basket of bugs and insects tuned out before listening to the end of the kleptos' sentence.
In a completely illogical yet still mind melting time lapse later, the oversized airship was hovering over the before mentioned trees.
"LOOK!" Yuffie screamed over the loud engine (surprisingly not hearable on the ground...) "I SEE VINNIE I SEE CLOUD! I SEE RENOS'-" But before she could finish Cids' hands were on her back. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed as the floor rushed up to meet her. "IM GUNNA DIE! AND IVE NEVER EVEN PLAYED STRIP POKER!AHHHHH-"
Wait.
-PAUSE- (Insert Parachute conveniently placed on the girls' back) -OK, CONTINUE-
Yuffie landed with a 'Wacak!' on top of something surprisingly soft.
"'Cause im the great Ninja Yuffie!" She exclaimed.
(: - END THE DAMN FLASHBACK! - :)
Cloud jerked awake at the sharp nudge to his ribs to see Yuffie coming too from her little flash back.
"Huh?" The blonde muttered. "What did I miss?"
"Mindless Drivle." Nanaki (also known as Red Xiii) commented, padding out from behind Fernir. "It was just the product of the Authors need to fill in space because she has no clue what to write next. Quite pathetic re-"
And as quickly as he had appeared Nanaki was gone. Lets call it a vacation. (whipcrack)
"Thats why im here." Yuffie beamed, snapping out of her drowzy pre-flashback daze. "and 'cause im the great ninja Yuffie." She added in afterthough.
Vincent sighed, and slowly crossed his arms.
"I know! Lets go to the dusty deserty place on the outskirts to midgar where I hold my weekly angst-over-Zack ritual!" Cloud commented, puching the air. Which was nasty and really un called for but meh Cloud was the Planets Hero after all.
Without waiting for anybodies consent (does that make it rape o.0) The scene behind then shifted to the far-off ruins of midgar and the sword stabbed into the ground.
"..." Cloud remained beautiful, emotionless but somehow angsty.
Vincent raised an eyebrow.
Yuffie bounced cause she could.
Vincent lowered his eyebrow. "Shit." He swore.
Yuffie lept into the air toyota style. "Prepare for OOC-ness!"
"Even more than up to now." A sinester voice added and a low rumbling cackle filled the air.
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Authors Note:
Yay for finishing the next bit. I feel special. Hope you like babe!