To Jacqui,

Boom Baby! I actually got this out of my head!

Love,

Jaffa

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"Even more than up to now." A sinester voice added and a low rumbling cackle filled the air.

Vincent tenced and reached for his gun but Yuffie was still stuck in the air. She tried to squeak in objection but the air around her was still in the toyota-add like state.

"..." Cloud remained beautiful, emotionless but somehow angsty.

Their was silence for a moment before; "Put away your pee-shooter boy." Came the voices advice. "It will not break through my..." Cait Sith burst out from behind the sword firmly implanted in the ground, striking poze. "SURPEME AURA OF KAWAII ENERGY!"

Silence...then the bugs and insects (who had followed them from the forest) began to giggle and snigger and sniggle without restraint.

Yuffie gigglesnorted. (yes. gigglesnorted)

Vincent raised a dark elegant eyebrow. "Kawaii Energy?"

Cait Sith waggled his eyebrows suggestively and twitched his tail. "I know you love it Vinnie-kuns. Dont pretend other wise."

Yuffie broke from the trance and hit the ground with a thud. "ROFL!" She cried and procceeded to laugh as she rolled back and forth in the dust. (Ive been on MSN too much again, sigh)

Cait Sith just smirked as Vincent blushed pink.

"...!" Cloud remained beautiful, emotionless but somehow angsty.

All eyes turned to him. Cait Sith didnt have eyes, but his head turned in the appropriate direction.

"Does anyone have a spare dress on them?" Vincent asked.

Yuffie stood, brushing the dust from her outfit. "Cid borrowed all mine ages ago." She confessed matter-of-factly.

A collective shudder shook the Planet at the mental image of Cid Highwind in a yuffie-style dress. Cloud the only exception, thanks to amazing control he had never shown until right then. (or something)

All eyes (bar Cloud who was angst-mode, and Cait Sith, who you already know doesnt actually HAVE eyes) looked Vincent over.

"Your still in costume." Yuffie commented.

Cait Sith looked on in badly hidden intrest. "Princess Valentine." He grinned, mockingly bowing low.

"..." Cloud remained beautiful, emotionless but somehow angsty.

Vincent ran his hands down his dress, brushing dust off it. "I cant get it off." He confessed. "Its caught."

Yuffie giggled and bounded over to help him. Cait Sith cocked his head to one side, then turned back to Cloud. He grinned broadly, plan gathering inside his oh-so-mechanical brain.

The bugs and insects silenced immediatly, their breaths held in anicipation.

The robotic plushie stalked over to Cloud as Yuffie tugged on the frocks zipper. "She seems to be enjoying herself." He thought aloud. "So does he."

Vincent was frowning, twisting in an attempt to get the somewhat spastic ninja (who had given up on tugging the zip down, instead clawing it like an enraged cat) of his back.

"..." Cloud remained beautiful, emotionless and somehow angsty.

The lipless wind brushed past them, tugging at them all. "Perhaps you dont care that your boyfriend is enjoying someone else taking off his dress."

Vincent was struggling with the ninja violently, making a growling noise as she slapped and scratched at the zipper. Cloud shifted his weight.

"He is your boyfriend isnt he?" Cait Sith inquired. "Though all the time he spent cuddling up that ninja...maybe not."

Cloud shifted weight again, the bugs and insects in the trees and bushes giggling at the blond, whos mind was currently to destracted.

"Oh my, are they going to do it HERE? In front of us?" Cait Sith asked with mock alert.

Vincent had fallen to the ground, wiggling in attempt to disconnect Yuffie from his back. She didnt seem to take the hint, and continued to attack the zipper with mindless abandon.

"..." Cloud reamained beautiful, emotionless and somehow angsty. But his foot began to tap, showing his inner turmoil.

"Ahhh! Nearly there!" Yuffie squealed.

"Wow, she climaxes fast." Cait Sith commented conversationally.

Vincent writhed faster.

"..." Cloud remained beautiful, emotionless and somehow angsty. Though his grip tightened around his sword and his eyes were clouded with more rage then angst. He didnt seem all that emotionless all of a sudden.

"SO CLOSE!" The ninja screamed.

"Reall-" But before the somewhat evil plushie could finish Cloud took off running.

"MINE!" He shouted as he ploughed through, tearing Yuffie from Vincents back and throwing her before tossing Vincent over one shoulder and running off into the trees that magically appeared out of nowhere.

"OOWWWWWWW!" Yuffie shouted. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!" Then she bounded to her feet and patted herself clean. She put a hand on her hip and pouted at the air. "No fair, I was just trying to help."

Cait Sith weighed down the possibilities. He had blown his chance with Cloud, misjudging things and all. He looked up at the woman now tossing a ball of materia she had swiped off Vincent.

"Hey Yu-" He began but she turned with a determined look in her eyes.

"Lets go make out." She demanded, grabbing him by the tail and putting him on her hip.

"Err, ok-" He began but was interupted as she scratched his ear and headed off to another completely different setting.

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Yay! There we go darl, I actually finished this one! Took me ages, I apolagise. Sorry dear. Now I just have to figure out the next one --