Moki: Okay so this chapter was so stoopid 2 me but it's so funny
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CHAPTER TEN: Jade's House or A Zoo?
The two couples gathered their bags and Apparated from the hotel to the front of Jade's house and Draco looked around the area. It was so friendly, warm, sunny, happy, ugh… absolutely horrendous. They lived just on the beach which made the sound of waves very loud, and annoying, to Draco.
They were about to go inside when out shot a giant, and I mean HUGE, snake. It knocked Harry, Hermione, Draco, and Jade over. Hermione was screaming like a madwoman and Draco and Harry were scared stiff as the snake shot out into the ocean.
"Okay! Who let Jo-Jo out of jungle house! Johnny, it better not have been you!" Jade said dropping her things at the front door and going in still yelling.
"Jo-Jo?" Hermione, Draco, and Harry said together.
"Yeah, Jo-Jo's our 150 foot, 1,200 pound, 15 year old pet anaconda. Didn't I mention it to you, Hermione?" she said it like it was the most normal thing in the world and Hermione shook her head.
"Well if she knew she would've stayed with me to—" again Draco, who was still scared out of his wits, was cut off by Hermione's hand.
"Uh…Jade? I hope you don't expect us to spend the night with that…uh…Jo-Jo," Hermione knew it wasn't going to be easy to spend the night with a one hundred-fifty foot snake slithering around the house.
"Well I hope that's not as bad as a Bengal tiger and White Snow tiger!" Jade said.
"No, it isn't as bad, tigers actually would seem a bit scary," Harry said.
"Oh okay, then we have a problem…" Jade trailed off.
"What do you mean?" Harry and Draco asked quietly, not really sure if they wanted to know.
"Uh…I didn't tell you about Bongo and Toga?" she asked innocently. All three of them gaped at her.
"You might have wanted to keep that little piece of information to yourself," Draco commented, not very happy that he was in a jungle-house with an anaconda, Bengal tiger, and White Snow tiger.
"But they're harmless! I'm telling you!" Jade said as they all started picking up their bags again. "They're locked up! Really! There is no way they will be able to harm you, not that they would…and you haven't even met Johnny yet!"
"Bongo let Jo-Jo out and Toga is chewing up your bed and Fluffy ate the ferret," said a young, blonde haired boy who walked outside. He was young, but taller than Jade and he wore his blonde hair spiked up and it seems he dyed it with black streaks. His eyes were bright blue and he wore an evil smirk on his face just like someone we all know.
"FERRET?" Draco squeaked.
"WHO'S FLUFFY!" Hermione and Harry asked. They had begun to believe Jade and spend the night but they had a bad experience with a dog named Fluffy in their first year.
"Oh I'm sure he's harmless, I mean, if its name is Fluffy it's got to be small and cuddly," Draco said, not knowing about Hagrid's pet.
"Yeah, he's just a puppy attack dog," Jade said smiling. "He just doesn't like rodents, especially ferrets."
Draco gulped and finally found his voice, "Okay, well it was nice knowing you all," he said as he waved to Jade, Harry and Hermione.
"Draco!" Hermione protested as he was picking up his bags. "I'm sure we could just spend the night, we could trust Jade!"
Draco looked at Hermione as if she had three heads. "Her? The sugar-high, bacon-loving owner of a ferret-killing attack dog! I don't think so!"
"You forgot the two tigers and giant anaconda," Jade said matter-of-factly. "I mean…."
"Not helping, Jade!" Hermione glared at her. She turned back to Draco, "Draco, I really need a strong man to protect me from all of those animals," Hermione said putting on her best puppy-dog pout.
"Well, go ask Potter to do it," Draco said, not feeling the least bit sorry. But then Hermione quickly gave a small peck on the lips and that's what did it. Harry winced and Jade awed. "But since I'm more of a man than Potter, I'll stay for tonight." Harry gave him a cold glare.
"Great!" Jade squealed excitedly. "I even rented this Muggle movie that proves anacondas are harmless," said Jade ignoring Malfoy's groan.
"Okay let's watch it tonight after dinner. What's it called anyway?" Hermione asked in curiosity, she hadn't read any books about anacondas except that they were very big snakes, which she already figured out.
"Oh it's a new movie called Anacondas," Jade said, not knowing really what the movie was about. "It's supposed to show how great the anacondas are and that they are definitely not killers."
"Uh, hello, did you forget about me already?" asked a voice. All four of them turned to face the young boy. He walked up to them and put out his hand. "I'm Johnny, Jade's brother," he introduced himself.
"Jade's annoying, little brother," Hermione added. She remembered her last visit with Johnny when he had put ice down her back, put a spider on her bed, and blamed both herself and Jade for every little thing.
"Oh my dear Hermione, how nice to see you again!" Johnny said sweetly and pulled her into a hug. Hermione couldn't resist and hugged back only to have something crawling down her pants.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" she screamed as Johnny burst into laughter. "JOHNNY YOU LITTLE TROUBLEMAKER I SWEAR I'LL GET YOU BACK!" Hermione yelled at him as he laughed. Out the bottom of her pants came a small, white rodent. "AAAH! WHAT IS IT!" Hermione yelled as it crawled over to Jade.
"Aw it's only Frankie, the other ferret," explained Jade cuddling it in her arms.
"Eww! That thing was in my pants!" Hermione exclaimed while straightening herself up.
"What do you mean 'Ew?'" asked Draco taking the white fur ball from Jade and hugging it closely. Everyone gasped. "He's cute! I looked like this once, Hermione and you didn't think I was cute?" asked Draco while shuddering at the thought. Harry and Hermione burst into laughter while Draco glared. Jade just stared blankly at them.
Hermione stopped laughing and finally explained to Jade about Draco's 'ferret incident' in fourth year. Jade ended up laughing with Harry also. Draco just ignored them and continued stroking the ferret's head. They were going inside, but Johnny and Jade we're staring into the ocean.
"You get her," Johnny said. "She's your snake."
"She's yours too, you get her," Jade argued back.
"No you!" Johnny said.
"NO YOU!" Jade said even louder.
They went back and forth arguing on who should go get Jo-Jo.
"Fine I'll get I'm not that afraid of giant… man-eating… sharks," Jade said and gulped. She slowly walked to the shore and stepped into the water. "Jo-Jo, come here! I'll give you a treat! I know I was gone for a long time and I'm sure you can tell me all about what you did this summer! UGH!"
"Jo-Jo's not coming…" Johnny said "Well oh well… didn't really care anyway." Johnny said starting to walk inside the house,
"Hold up Johnny boy!" Hermione said pulling on his ear.
"Ow! OW! OWW! LET GO!" Johnny complained.
"And exactly how did Bongo get out?" Hermione asked.
"How am I supposed to know Miss Know-it-all?" Johnny said slyly, but of course he was lying.
"Johnny Joseph Granger gets your butt in here right now!" An adult voice said coming from the house. She was a tall, blue-eyed, blonde, wavy haired woman with her hands on her hips glaring at Johnny.
"What mom?" Johnny said.
"Why did you open the jungle house door?" She said angrily.
"I was just going to feed Frankie, and Bongo and Toga and Jo-Jo escaped." Johnny said cunningly.
"If he were a wizard going to Hogwarts he would be in Slytherin," Draco said.
"Who said I wasn't! Actually I am going to Hogwarts so chew on that pretty boy." Johnny said.
"Johnny Joseph Granger where are your manners!" She said pulling on his other ear. "Hello Hermione dear, glad to see you again, and this must be Harry Potter, honor to meet you. I'm Jacqueline Jamie Granger. You may call me Jackie and you must be… Draco Malfoy, pleasure, but where is… Jade Jasmine Granger, get out of the water! You're going to get your clothes all wet!"
"Jo-Jo's in here I can't find her! I need to go swim for her now, thanks a lot Johnny, you're such a butt head," Jade said walking back and her mom gave her a big hug.
"Oh sweetie I saw you on the Olympics you did fantastic and Hermione you did absolutely wonderful as well!" Jade's mom hugged both of them. "Oh dear Hermione your mother told me I'm so sorry."
"I'll be fine I guess." Hermione said quietly.
"Well if you ever need anyone we're here," Jackie said.
"Hello? What about the 150 foot 1,200 pound snake just swimming out in the open water! Someone has to get it! It just might come back and eat me!" Draco cried frantically.
"I told you, I'm going to get it, I have to change first." Jade said walking into the house.
"Here Johnny help me with their bags," Jade snapped picking some up and shoving it in her brother's face as she walked toward the house.
"Bring in Frankie, Blondie," Johnny said picking up his bags and going in.
"Blondie, what the bloody hell? He's blonde too!" Draco said to himself and waking in.
"Johnny reminds me of someone…" Harry said.
"Yeah me too…" Hermione said.
"Malfoy," They both said and went inside grinning and holding in their laughter.
They both followed Malfoy into the house and Hermione thought she would show Draco around. This left Harry to sit on the couch while Johnny ran around chasing a bunch of their animals to put inside the "Jungle House." Jackie, Jade's mom, was cooking something in the kitchen as Harry just sat.
"Stupid British… yo, punk, stop sitting there and help me! God!" Johnny yelled picking up Bongo, the Bengal tiger.
"Yo?" Harry asked confused about this American lingo.
"What? God! Never mind…."Johnny said picking up Togo, the White Tiger and bringing them through a hallway to the Jungle House, Jade emerged from that same hallway and she smiled at Harry.
"Yo, means you," She said and grinned. "Well, I'm going swimming, care to join?" She held up some swimming gear and shook it when Harry became wide-eyed. "So? You wanna go for a… little swim and help catch Jo-Jo?" She giggled relentlessly.
"Umm… sure at least it's not bigger than the basilisk… just long, heavy, vicious, and your pet…" Harry drifted off.
"Yay! Well put it on! Then meet me outside… I'll be by the tide pools. Okay?" Harry nodded his head in understanding and Jade skipped outside. Harry changed in one of the bathroom's downstairs and went out and walked outside looking for Jade… he had no idea what a tide pool was. Then he saw something swim quickly in the water and he started yelling for Jade. She popped her head up from a giant rock right behind him.
"Yesh?" Harry stumbled backward. "I thought Gryffindors were brave? Was I wrong?"
"Well…uh….I was just, you know…." Harry tried searching for a good excuse. He immediately stopped when an ominous shadow towered above him. He slowly turned around to face a very unfriendly looking crocodile. "Uh…hi….nice alligator….Jade, a little help here."
"Oh come down you wuss," Jade said calmly, "and Charlie is a crocodile not an alligator." She walked around the giant rock and over to Harry. She was wearing a black bikini and Harry's eyes immediately dropped down to her body. She caught his glance and he turned away, a small blush rising on both of their cheeks. She walked over to the crocodile and petted him on the head like it was something some normal person would do everyday. But yet again, Jade wasn't normal person. "Harry meet Charlie, he's my other pet," she said still petting Charlie.
"How many pets do you have exactly?" Harry asked nervously glancing at the vicious-looking reptile.
"Oh this is it," Jade replied. "Except for the man-eating shark that's just over there," she said gesturing to the right of him.
"WHAT!" he yelled and turned around, searching for his wand, which he had left in his robes.
"Just kidding!" Jade giggled. "Sheesh, Harry! You have to loosen up!"
"Don't joke about that!" Harry said, the color coming back to his face. "You scared me half to death!"
"Sorry, but I thought you've faced the basilisk and even You-Know-Who himself? What happened to the heroic Boy-Who-Lived I've heard about in the Daily Prophet?" she said it over exaggeratedly.
"Yes, well… I," Harry coughed and a grin spread across his face "I am the famous Harry Potter and I am here for your rescue, fair maiden of beauty." Jade blushed. "I shall save you from all harm and anything threatening to you." Harry made a heroic pose. Jade laughed at him as he slipped on a rock and fell over. He couldn't resist and walked over to her and gave her a small kiss.
Harry watched as Jade lay across the rock she sat on her body stretched across it like as she was getting a tan. Her head hung off the side and the crocodile, Charlie, imitated her and made that "cute" crocodile sound. He was still quite small but very….vicious?
In the meantime while the two were enjoying the weather of Hawaii, Hermione took this time to recollect her thoughts. First of all, she hadn't intended on snogging with Draco, but she did, and she liked it. Second, she definitely didn't intend for Harry to see them. But she was surprised that he hadn't exploded with rage at her. But that was beside the point. What was going on between her and Draco?
Apparently Draco was thinking the same. He was the one who started the snogging, so why was he so surprised? Well, for one thing Potter didn't kill him right then and there when he caught them. And Hermione actually responded to his kisses, and he enjoyed it. He knew he shouldn't get involved with someone of her blood, let alone a Gryffindor. His father would be furious. But then another thought came to mind: his father was in Azkaban, so what could he do about it?
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