Unwanted: HE HE HE! We're back to corrupt the world one page at a time!!

Crazy: MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Unwanted: Find out what happens in Chappie 2!

(Crazy dances in a circle)

Crazy: YES! chapter 2! Mwhahaha..

Inuyasha fanfiction Chapter 2

Inuyasha began to start laughing at Kagome's over-reaction, as she began to laugh, too.

Miroku, Sango, and Shippo slowly walked out of the brush almost tossing to and fro. Miroku slowly lifted his finger and pointed at the laughing pair, starting to chuckle himself. Shippo began to swat at his hair, giggling loudly.

"You know," Kagome slightly leaned in Inuyasha's face."In my day, We call this... marijuana, or pot plants. and, if my eyes aren't decieving me, which I think they are, we're all high."

"High?" Miroku said still chuckling at Shippo swatting at himself. "hmm. sounds.. uh.. fun." Miroku turned to his left to see Sango with her face mask on giving a gasly look.

"You're hott." Miroku uttered truthfully and impromtly.

"Thanks, but you still have no chance." She was plainly not affected by the drugs being pumped into the other's systems.

"Kagome?"

"Miroku, I maybe.. ..h..h...high, but.. there's no way in hell."

"Hey, Inuyasha... you're pretty hott too."

Sango gave Miroku a stern look.

"Why.." Inuyasha said as he (Ahem) kindly removed his head from Kagome's lap. "Thanks, buuuuddy. now... come gimme' a hug.."

"Ha ha, alright.. "

Miroku walked sloppily over to Inuyasha, who was standing, and gave him a deep hug.

Sango looked at Kagome who was staring into space above her head. She looked at Shippo who was now on the ground laughing hysterically and playing like a fox cub.

"God, am I the only rational one here? What's wrong with you guys?"

She sat and thought to herself as she stared at the two boys talking and hugging in between her and Kagome.

"Eh. Might as well set up camp. looks like we'll be here for awhile" she shrugged to herself as she began to grab the things out of Kagome's backpack.

"I love you, Man." Inuyasha spoke into the other man's ear, gaving Miroku shivers up his spine.

"I love you too, Inuyasha." Inuyasha just then realized what he had just blurted as Miroku pulled him closer and kissed his lips lightly.

Kagome saw this and slightly giggled. "Aww.. you two... make a cute couple." She said holding up a peace sign with her fingers. "I'll leave you two alone."

Still wrapped in each others arms, they both blushed as Kagome took Shippo from the blade of glass he seemed so fascinated in, and headed back into the forest to the newly set camp.

Inuyasha stared into Miroku's undialated eyes and inhaled deeply as he began to feel... it. His chest started pounding loudly. He seemed to have more feelings for Miroku than he had ever noticed. he began to think to himself as he watched Miroku's mouth turn into a smile. "Maybe i'm why he was regected by women so much.. or maybe he's just too upfront."

Inuyasha pulled away from Miroku and fell backwards, pulling Miroku with him. So there they lie, Miroku on top of Inuyasha, causing Inuyasha to blush for maybe, only, the third time in his life. (w/n let me say, the image I have in my mind is awfully awkward. (giggles) )

Miroku, being high as a kite, whispers to Inuyasha softly "What's wrong my wittle puppy-wuppy?" As he pulled himself up to gently nibble his ears.

"Hey, stop, w-what are y-you..." Inuyasha trailed off as began to moan. He decided to take over and be dominant as he rolled over on top of Miroku.

"My turn" He whispered into Miroku's ears, which Inuyasha had to search for (due to their location.) He began to nuzzle his flesh.

As Inuyasha began, he stopped. "I can't do this."

"Why?" Miroku asked with sad eyes.

"I have my fangs.. and my ears.. their... weird." He said as he reached up and rubbed his own ears.

"Go ahead."

"And do what?"

"Bite me. I won't mind. I think you're cute. your ears are adorable."

" b.b..b..but.. that would make you... my... my...mate..." Inuyasha stammered out.

"Does that matter?" Miroku looked innocently and kindly at Inuyasha's robes. Miroku, (w/n Still on bottom, mind you.) slowly untied the cloth that held Inuyasha's robes on.

Unwanted: Whoa, ho ho... added a twist you wouldn't expect, eh?

Crazy: Ok, we thought we might write down some problems we had 'cause we thought they were funny. here they are!

Unwanted: Do you always have to be hyper?

(Crazy gives Unwanted puppy dog eyes)

Crazy: But.. but.. you.. wove me, wight... ?

Unwanted: Yes..

(pats crazy's head)

Problem Numbah 1.

We had a problem mid-way the story. Sitting there with my co-writer unwanted in her livingroom saying "How will we get them high?" I mean, Kagome has everything they need in that little backpack, but wouldn't she be shunned for A; Carrying a lighter. or B; knowing how to smoke pot. We're weird, I know.

Problem numbah 2.

We had another problem while starting to write the MxI part. "Who's on bottom?" We had a hard time deciding that part. I hope we picked the right one. I guess you'll find out in Chapter 3!