-Wake up, Angel-
The day she received her Hogwarts letter was the day Angela Darkness Marisu was born again. She felt as if she was awaking from a long sleep as she read her letter.
Dear Miss Marisu,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry. We are informed that your current school of residency is the California Institute of Witchcraft and Wizardry. However, we at Hogwarts have reviewed your record, and due to your extraordinary magical capabilities we offer you a place here as a transfer student. In fact, you will be our first ever transfer student here at Hogwarts, further showing how unique and special you are. You and your family must be very proud!
You will be sorted in your house on September the first, and you will be starting with the fifth year students as you have already completed four years of magical education.
We will await your owl by no later than August 20th, and hope you will join our student body for the next three years!
Professor Minerva Mcgonnagal
Deputy Headmistress
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Angela sighed and hugged the letter to her bountiful chest. She was elated that she would finally be leaving her run down California apartment where she lived with her abusive father and his equally abusive homosexual partner. She poked the beak of the tawny owl that had delivered her letter, tied her reply to it's outstretched leg, and sent it soaring out her open window. The wind blew her lustrous blond curls around her head, looking like a halo of gold. She sighed with content as she dressed herself in fitted low-rise jeans and a red lacy corset top that accentuated her tiny waist and generous-sized bosom. (Now most women would look like two dollar prostitutes wearing such attire, but she simply looked angelic). She wrote a small goodbye letter to her father and stepfather with only the words, "I am leaving forever for a better life. Please don't try to stop or follow Me." and packing a hot pink suitcase with all her possessions, she walked out of the room. She caught a peek of her two fathers as she passed their bedroom. They were sleeping peacefully in each other's arms. Angela shuddered as she wondered how the two men could be so tender with each other but so cruel to her.
"Oh well," she sighed as she made her way down the stairs. She let out another sigh as she silently opened the door and stepped out of the home that had given her so little. "They're just jealous that I'm so beautiful I get free things" she finished. Angela was blissfully unaware of how slowly her mind often worked. Now this characteristic would make most women appear flaky, but it made Angela appear simply adorable. What she had voiced moments ago was in fact true. Angela Darkness Marisu did get free things due to her beauty. Of course, since her fathers were cruel to her, they hardly bestowed money upon her except for the occasions where they would have her shop for them. Often times, Angela would walk into stores and try on clothes but when she would tell the salesmen (for they were always male) she had no money to purchase any items, they would pity the clothes as to not be able to belong to such a ravishing beauty that they would just give them to her, unaware of the concequences they would later face. So Angela had a bountiful supply of clothes, shoes, and makeup to withhold her beautiful appearance.
Angela took a taxicab to the nearest airport, and in just a few hours was on a flight to London, England for the first time in her life. She looked out the window thinking of how different her life was going to be, not knowing how special she was – thinking herself more – and some hours later, arrived at the London airport. She stepped outside and breathed in the crisp London air, scolding herself inside for not dressing weather appropriately. This was the beginning of her new life. She was finally free.
Author's note: How did you guys like the first chapter? There's not much humour, I know, and the ending's a bit rushed, but I wanted her to get to London so that I could write about Hogwarts soon. Don't worry, the next chapters will be funnier! The review bittun is just a few inches below, please scroll your mouse over, and submit a review. Thanks.