Jecht-
Mornin', Yuna.
Yuna-
Oh, hellor Sir Jecht.
*Jecht reaches around and steals the Sphere from her*
Sir Jecht, could you please give that back.
Jecht-
I'm just checkin' it out.
How can you watch this.
3 Discs!? Ha! How could anyone sit through all that!?
Yuna-
Well, I think it's good.
And it's very popular, lot's of people like it.
Jecht-
Overblown if you ask me.
Things like these should be on one Disc so I don't get bored so fast.
*Jecht throws the Sphere into the ocean water*
Besides, you're wasting yur time.
Wouldn't you rather spend that time with me?
Tifa, Terra, Penelo-
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
Jecht-
Any girl would be lucky to have all of this!
*Jecht flexes and starts punching air*
Ain't this more interesting?
Yuna-
Well, some people rather enjoy spending their time watching spheres.
Jecht-
Like who?
Here, come with me.
*She bends down to pick up the sphere, and after she does, he puts her arm around her and starts walking off*
*He steals the sphere again*'
Yuna-
Sir Jecht, please give that back!
Tifa-
How dare she!
Terra-
Who does she think she is!?
Penelo-
What a god!
Yuna-
As fun as this is Sir Jecht, I have to get back and check on Golbez.
*She breaks free of his grip and starts to step back*
Now, if you'll excuse me.
Gilgamesh-
HA! Golbez!? You mean that crazy guy who thinks he can go to the moon?
*Gilgamesh and Jecht break out in laughter*
Yuna-
Golbez is not crazy!
He can do it! I believe in him!
Jecht-
Yeah, what's wrong with you Gilgamesh!?
*He stabs Gilgamesh and kicks him into a wall*
Yuna-
Golbez will make it some day, and I have a feeling that day is soon!
*The roof of Yuna's house is sudden blown off in a burst of fire*
*Yuna runs off to check on it while Jecht laughs hysterically. Gilgamesh attempts laughter while lying in a puddle of his own blood*
*Yuna stumbles over rubble around the practically destroyed home. She sees Armorless Golbez face first in a pile of scrapmetal*
Yuna-
Golbez! Golbez!
Are you okay Golbez!?
Golbez-
*He pulls himself out of the rubble, with more than a few cuts*
Yeah yeah, it's alright.
I'm just about ready to give up on this damn ship!
*He picks up a lazer pointer and fires it menicingly at the rocket ships he's been working on*
Yuna-
Oh Golbez, you say that everyday.
Golbez-
Well this time I mean it!
I gave up crystal collecting for this, and nothing to show for it!
I was silly to think I could ever go back to the moon!
... I'm from the moon ya know!
Yuna-
Yes yes, you're a Lunarian and all that.
You tell that story all the time.
But I believe that you can do this.
All you gotta do is get this thing airborne, and you can take off.
Think of how amazing it'll be. You'll be the first man to land on, uhm, I mean, the first man to return to the moon.
Golbez-
... You really think I can?
Yuna-
Of course!
Golbez-
Well then... TO THE MOON I GO!
I knew I did the right thing when I took you in after your father's death!
Lemme just get my space suit!
*He jumps into a nearby closet*
Yuna-
That's great.
Uhm, Golbez, do you find me... odd?
Golbez-
Odd? Why would you say a thing like that?
*Golbez steps out in his space suit. A bunch of blue armor, spikes of different lengths, two very differently sized shoulder pads, and a cape.*
Yuna-
Well, a few people in town, they find me, odd.
This town seems to be unable to appreciate someone as into spheres as me.
It seems all they want me to do is settle down with Sir Jecht.
Golbez-
Sir Jecht?
Oh! You mean that tan muscle guy always hanging around with the red guy?
That definitly sounds like trouble you're in.
Unfortunatly, I'm off. I just gotta give this thing one final test.
*He presses a button, and the ship begins to glow and whir, and starts to lift, prepared for take off*
Yuna-
Golbez, you did it! You did it!
Golbez-
I did?
I did!
*While cheering, he doesn't realize the ship begins to take off. The ship rockets from the open roof and into the far distance*
Wait, what!?
Get back here!
Yuna, I'm going after my ship, watch the home while I'm gone!
*He jumps on the back of Boco, his chocobo, and speeds off after his rocket*
Yuna-
Yes Golbez! Good luck!
Get back soon!
*Yuna waves him off*
*It's much later, and Golbez seems to be lost somewhere in the Thunder Plains. He has a world map, but he's having trouble reading it.*
*He comes to a crossroads. Boco tries to nudge him in one direction, but Golbez pulls on the reigns the other way*
Golbez-
It's this way boy.
Don't make me take out my lazer!
*Golbez takes out his pointer again and aims it at Boco. Boco rolls his eyes and goes the way Golbez wanted.*
*Day turns to night, and Boco looks scared. Suddenly, the two hear a pack of Dingos howling in the distance.*
*It scares Boco and he begins to run around frantically. Golbez tries to regain control, but to no avail.*
*They knock into a tree in the panic and a swarm of Condors flock from it and knock Golbez off Boco*
*Scared, Boco runs off, leaving Golbez alone. Still hearing the Dingos, he runs off, hoping to find shelter.*
*The Dingos trap Golbez as he finally reaches a large gate, protecting some sort of ruins*
Golbez-
Let me in! I need assistance!
*He tries prying the gate open, also attempting to aim the lazer in the dingo's eyes.*
*He is successful in opening the gate, getting inside, and shutting it, safe.*
*Needing to warm up, he runs into the nearest building and slams the doors behind him*
Golbez-
Uhm, hello?
Is there anyone here?
I apologize for intruding, but some dingos were after me, and I needed help.
?-
Look at him, he's helpless.
?-
I order you to not say anything!
*Golbez walks past a table, atop it are two small forms. They look like figures of people, but made out of crystal. They look like mannikins*
?-
But he could use some help!
Golbez-
Who's there!? Who's talking!?
*The two figures appear to be talking. While Golbez searches for the source of the voice*
Gabranth-
I order you to stay still, and this man will surely leave!
Golbez-
Please, I was looking for my rocket on my chocobo, and he ran off!
I just need somewhere to spend the night!
Laguna-
Aww, look at the poor guy. He's so sad.
How can you say no to that face?
Have a heart!
*Gabranth whacks Laguna with the blunt head of his sword.*
*Laguna plants a small bomb on the end of his sword to get him to move away*
*It explodes and Gabranth tries shaking the new fire off his sword in a panic.*
Sir, if you need help, you are more than welcome to stay here!
Golbez-
Who's there!?
*Golbez picks up Laguna, and aims him in different directions, seemingly trying to ward off monsters*
Laguna-
Right here, buddy!
Golbez-
Where!?
*He spins frantically*
Laguna-
*He taps the top of Golbez's helmet*
Hey there buddy!
*Golbez takes one look, throws Laguna, and begins pointing his lazer pointer at him. Realizing no threat, he walks over and takes a look at the small Mannikin*
Golbez-
I, don't believe it...
Gabranth-
I tried to warn you Laguna! Chaos will not be pleased about this!
He will be furious to learn someone has forced his way into Zanarkand!
Golbez-
A tiny man in armor?
*He picks up Gabranth and begins to aim the pointer at the different parts of the armor. Pissed, Gabranth stabs his hand with his sword*
*Laguna is laughing his ass off.*
Laguna-
Please sir, take a load off in the living room. I'll light a fire and get you warmed up.
Golbez-
Why, thank you.
Gabranth-
By my sword, I will not allow such actions to transpire!
*He sees Laguna lead Golbez into a chair in the center of the room*
Chaos's chair! You're really trying my patience boy!
*He suddenly gets knocked out of the way by a mannikinized moomba running into the room and sitting beside Golbez*
Golbez-
Oh, good kitty!
*He pets the tiny moomba*
Gabranth-
No no no! As Judgemaster of this city I will not allow any of this!
*Suddenly, a T-board soars into the room and stops beside Golbez. A small mannikin Shantotto and Onion Knight are standing atop it with a set of potions*
Shantotto-
You could use a little pick me up,
I'll have my small friend here prepare you a cup.
... Luneth!
Luneth-
Yes Master Shantotto!
Gabranth-
Stop this at once you insolent mage.
Serve this man nothing!
*As Luneth serves Golbez, the doors to the room swing open and wind blows in at massive speeds*
*Gabranth and Laguna begin to panic, and Luneth hides behind the apparantly unphased Shantotto*
*As a dark shadow looms over him, Golbez begins to shiver, clutching his lazer pointer tightly*
*The figure of evil, Chaos, storms in and looms above Golbez*
Chaos-
An intruder has entered my ruins!
Laguna-
Chaos, bud, ya see, this man, you see this one here, he came in, and needed help so we figured-
*He is interupted by Chaos letting out a loud roar*
Gabranth-
For the record, I was against this all from the start!
As Judgemaster, I was trying to keep this situation undercontrol!
It is all that Laguna's fault, he-
*Another roar*
Chaos-
What are you doing in this place?
Golbez-
I just needed shelter!
Chaos-
You should have never come here!
Golbez-
I apologize I just-
Chaos-
You came to see the monster!?
Golbez-
I don't-
Chaos-
THAT'S IT!
YOU CAME TO SEE THE EMBODYMENT OF PURE EVIL!
*His form is engulfed in flames as Golbez tries to flee, but to no avail*
Golbez-
Please this is all a huge mistake!
Chaos-
If you want to stay so bad, then stay you shall!
*Chaos lifts Golbez and carries the man off into the darkness, while the mannikins continue to cower*