*Yuna is watering some flowers outside her home, not realizing that Jecht and Gilgamesh are watching from the bushes. Jecht is wearing a bow tie*

Gilgamesh-
This is the moment you're gonna do it, ain't ya Jecht!

Jecht-
Damn straight!
This plan is fool proof, Yuna doesn't stand a chance.

Gilgamesh-
Yeah, unless, ya know, she turns you down.
*Stabbed by Jecht's sword*

*Jecht and Gilgamesh walk back, where Jecht has prepared an entire wedding ceremony*

Jecht-
Everyone, the bride will be out soon, so get your asses ready!
I just gotta go... propose.

Tifa, Terra, Penelo-
BAAAAWWW! WHY LORD JECHT, WHY!?

Jecht-
Gilgamesh, I'm getting Yuna, be ready with the music.

Gilgamesh-
You got it Jecht!
*Gilgamesh whips out all eight arms, each with a different instrument in it*

*Jecht walks up to Yuna, who has finished watering the flowers*
*She sees him and rolls her eyes*

Yuna-
Why Sir Jecht, what a... pleasent, surprise.

Jecht-
Ain't it though.
One minute you're just hanging around and then a big load of manly lands right on your doorstep.

Yuna-
If you say so.
Did you need something?

Jecht-
Well, now that you ask, I have a proposition for ya.
*He walks in, sits down, and puts his mud riddled bare feet up on a table*
What do ya say about you and me gettin' hitched?

Yuna-
Excuse me!?

Jecht-
Ya know, just you and me, in a shack by the sea, maybe a bunch of little orphan kids runnin' around.
All boys, named Jecht Jr.

Yuna-
Girls?

Jecht-
We'll dress those ladies like men.
What do ya say?
Sounds promising huh?
Yuna-
As... wonderful as it sounds, I'm going to have to decline.
Now, I'm very busy, if you would please go.

Jecht-
*He walks up to her*
Come on Yunie, you know you want some of this! *flexes*

Yuna-
Sir Jecht, please leave.
*She tries to push him and walk away*

Jecht-
Now is that any way to treat your future HUSBAND!?
*He jumps at her but she dodges and opens the door.
*He goes flying in a pile of chocobo... waste, and Gilgamesh stupidly starts playing the wedding March*

Gilgamesh-
So... how'd it goooooo?

Jecht-
... HOW DO YOU THINK IT WENT!?

*He storms off, with the wedding crew in tow. Yuna checks to see if he left*

Yuna-
Did he leave?
Agh, can you believe it, that arrogant jerk.
*She takes a bucket to the other side of the house to feed the Aeons*
They expect me to marry that loud, obnoxious freak?

The wife, of Jecht, that's what they'll call me.
The wife, of Jecht, his little frou.
No way, not me, I guarantee it,
I want much more than this prevential life!

I want to quest out in this world of Spira!
I want it more than any spell!
And for once it might be grand,
To have someone, understand,
I'll level up more than they've got planned.

*Suddenly, Boko runs in from the outskirts of the forest, and up to Yuna*

Yuna-
Boko, what's wrong!?
Wheres Golbez?
Is he in danger, what happened!?
Come on, let's go find him!

*Yuna mounts the Boko, and rides off into the forest. They reach the gates of Zanarkand ruins. She opens the gate*

Yuna-
Such a strange place.
I'm getting such an odd feeling from being here.

*She tries to lead Boko in, but he begins to panic and refuses to enter. She allows him to stay behind*
*She sees Golbez's helmet on the ground just outside the entrance, and she picks it up and runs inside*

*Laguna and Gabranth are inside, talking*

Gabranth-
We wouldn't be in this mess if you had just refused that man hospitallity!
Let him in!
Sit on Chaos' throne!
Pet the moomba!

Laguna-
I was just showing the man some kindness.
Ya don't gotta rip my head off.

*The front doors open, and Yuna enters the ruins, looking around for Golbez*

Yuna-
Hello?
I'm sorry for intruding, but is anyone here?
I'm looking for a friend.

Hello? Golbez?
*She begins to wander, shouting Golbez's name*

*Shantotto is practicing sorcery in another room, when Luneth runs in*

Luneth-
Master Shantotto! Master Shantotto!
There's a girl in the ruins!

Shantotto-
Interupting my training isn't very wise,
Especially running in, spouting Ondore's lies!

Luneth-
But it's true, she's running around, shouting someone's name!

Shantotto-
I've had just about enough of you!
Perhaps I should burn you, and serve you in Chaos's stew!

Luneth-
Please no! I'm telling the truth!

*Shantotto begins to drag Luneth towards a fire*
*Ultimecia runs in, wings fluttering and leaving a trail of feathers behind you*

Ultimecia-
Have you kursed ones heard?
A woman has trespassed in the ruins!

Luneth-
See, I told you!
Let me outta here!

*Back in another room, Laguna and Gabranth are still argueing*

Gabranth-
If you keep bothering our lord like this, I shall Judge you so hard-

Yuna-
Golbez?
Golbez, are you here?
*Yuna walks past the doorway of the room the two are in*

Laguna-
a... girl?
GAH! *LEG CRAMP!*

Gabranth-
It appears a girl has wandered into the ruins!

Laguna-
Leg leg leg leg... getting better... getting better...
*He tries to limp towards the wandering Yuna*

Gabranth-
Don't even think about it!
We must judge this situation very carefully!
We must handle this with the utmost precision and- ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING!

*Gabranth didn't notice that Laguna's limping was actually getting him far, so he chased after Yuna too*
*Yuna's wanderings led her to Zanarkand's old prison, where Golbez is being held*

Golbez-
Yuna?
Yuna!? Is that you!?

Yuna-
Golbez!
Are you okay!

Golbez-
How did you find me?

Yuna-
That doesn't matter, we have to get you out of here!

Golbez-
No, you must leave at once!

Yuna-
What, why would I leave you?

Golbez-
Please, before he finds you!
*He starts pointing his lazer pointer around, seeing if Chaos is hiding in the darkness*

Chaos-
ANOTHER INTRUDER!
*He grabs Yuna by the shoulder and throws her to the side*

Yuna-
What? Who's there!?

Chaos-
How dare another enter my ruins!

Yuna-
Please, I just came here to find my friend, I don't want any trouble!
Please forgive us!

Chaos-
This man has intruded on my domain, so he shall remain here forever!

Yuna-
No please, isn't there anything you can do?

Chaos-
There is nothing!

Yuna-
Then... take me instead.

Chaos-
You would sacrifice yourself... for your friend?

Golbez-
Yuna, you can't!
I won't let yo do that!

Yuna-
I won't attempt to escape, as long as you set him free.

Chaos-
You understand, you will never be able to leave.

Yuna-

Let me see your face.

*Chaos steps into the light, and his horns seems to light fire, as his face is illuminated*

*GASP!*

Golbez-
Please don't do this Yuna!

Yuna-
... It's a promise.

Chaos-
Alright then.

*Chaos opens the door to Golbez's cell, and begins to drag him from the ruins, why Golbez shouts for mercy on Yuna*
*Yuna watches from a window as Golbez is strapped to the back of an adamantine, and sent off into the forest.*
*Yuna begins to sob, while Chaos returns inside*

Laguna-
Hey, lord Chaos!

Chaos-
WHAT?

Laguna-
Uhm, perhaps you could show this fine lady to a room.
It would be an injustine to keep someone so pretty locked in a cell.
Why not show her somewhere nice?
*Chaos blasts fire at the small mannikin*
Or don't, whatever is fine with me!

Yuna-
You wouldn't even let me say goodbye.
I'll never see him again, and I couldn't even say good bye.

Chaos-
... Let me show you to your room.

Yuna-
My room, but, I though-

Chaos-
WOULD YOU RATHER STAY HERE!?-

Yuna-
No!

Chaos-
Then come.

*Chaos leads Yuna throught the ruins. She marvels at the scenery. Decrepid statues of dragons and men in armor graced the walls of the ruins.*
*Laguna was clinging to one of Chaos' horns while he led Yuna to her room*

Launa-
Try an' say somethin'!

Chaos-
Uhm... these ruins... are they... interesting?
Do you wonder at the type of world this was?

Yuna-
Do I have to answer?

Chaos-
If you don't want to then don't!
We're almost to your room.

*Chaos opens the doors to a dark room, the room where Yuna will be staying and sends her in*

Chaos-
Do not leave this room alone!
You must stay here forever!

*He slams the door behind her, frightening her*
*Yuna runs to the bed and slumps on it, heavilly sobbing at the loss of her freedom*