*Snow has befallen the town of Besaid. Most of the town is in the pub, hanging and joking around with Sir Jecht*
Jecht-
How dare that girl treat me this way!
Me, the great manly Jecht!
Gilgamesh-
Ya got that right Jecht!
*Gilgamesh has a mug of beer in each hand, all eight of them!*
Jecht-
This is an outrage, I will not let this one slide!
*Sigh* Maybe I'm just not as great as everyone says.
Gilgamesh-
Are you nuts!?
You just gotta get out there and show everyone what a true man Sir Jecht can be!
Ya gotta stop worryin' bout her Sir Jecht,
You're gettin all down in the rift.
Everyone thinks you're the bestest Sir Jecht,
Whos manliness shows no compare!
No one would ever dare come across you with yur sword,
To take a look at that manly face!
There's no one in Spira as tough as Sir Jecht,
And it ain't very hard to see why!
*Tifa, Terra, and Penelo take a sit beside Jecht ans swoon*
Nooooo, onesssss, tough as Sir Jecht,
No one's buff as Sir Jecht,
Everyone is just small stuff compared to Sir Jecht.
A cactuar would cry to his poor mommy,
If he ever dared cross your path!
A malboro would gasp for a-air,
If he ever took a wiff of your manly musk!
Noooo, onesssss, cool as Sir Jecht,
No one rules like Sir Jecht,
No one glistens like a shimmering jewel like Sir Jecht!
Jecht-
I am quite perfect, no room for debating!
Everyone-
Nobody quite fights like Sir Jecht!
Give 5 HURHURS!
Give 10 OHOHOS!
Gilgamesh-
Sir Jecht is the best and the rest are all pests!
Everyone-
Noooo, oneeeeeeee, sword fight's like Jecht,
A knight like Sir Jecht,
No one gives quite a bite like the jaw of Sir Jecht!
Tifa, Terra, Penelo-
No one's got a face quite as pretty!
Jecht-
I've got muscles and abs to spare!
Gilgamesh-
A golden bronze sun tanned body.
Jecht-
My manly chest is grazed by wonderful tats(tattoos)!
Everyone-
NO ones smart as Sir Jecht!
A heart as big as Sir Jecht's,
Gilgamesh-
No one's quite the wonderful art that is Sir Jecht!
Jecht-
No one throws they're sword as perfect as my pure aiming!
*Throws*
Everyone-
Ten points for Sir Jecht!
Jecht-
When I was a kid I could juggle shoopufs,
and did so until i was large.
But now I'm a man who can juggle Sin,
And I'm roughly the size of a barge!
Everyone-
Noooooo ooooone shoots like Sir Jecht,
Fit the boots of Sir Jecht (even though he ain't got none)
A power as absolute as Sir Jecht!
Jecht-
I use broadswords in all of my decorating!
Everyone-
EVERYONE LOVES SIR JECHT!
*The bar is cheering and laughing as Golbez bursts in*
Golbez-
Quick! Quick!
Somebody help me!
Bartender-
Golbez?
Golbez-
Please, ya gotta help me!
He got her!
He got her!
Drunk 1-
Who!?
Golbez-
Yuna!
He took her!
He took her!
Jecht-
Yo, old man, get it together.
Don't cry now!
Who took Yuna?
Golbez-
Chaos!
The monster that lives in the Zanarkand ruins!
*The bar breaks out in laughter at Golbez*
Drunk 1-
Did he have huge horns?
Golbez-
Yes!
Drunk 2-
Did he have demon red skin?
Golbez-
YES!
Drunk 3-
Did he have Dis Pear!
Golbez-
YE- wait what!?
We don't have time for this nonsense, we gotta save her!
Jecht-
Don't worry Golbez, we'll take good care of ya.
Golbez-
You will? Oh thank goodness!
I'm so grateful, thanks for all the-
*Two drunks grab Golbez by the arms and wall rush him through the pub doors*
Drunk 1-
That crazy old man, talking about some monster!
Jecht-
Crazy old man, huh...
Crazy old man...
I've got a great plan to deal with this.
Gilgamesh-
You've been using yur brain!?
Jecht-
Yeah, I know.
That guy is in Yuna's party,
Though his mind appears to have gone.
If I want Yuna to be my little flower,
Then Golbez is truly the key.
Then no one can stand in the way of her heart,
And at last that young girl will be mine!
*He whispers his evil plan to Gilgamesh-
Jecht and Gilgamesh-
Nooooooo onnnnnne's quick like Sir Jecht,
A quick whit like Sir Jecht,
No one is as tough as grit like Sir Jecht!
Everyone-
A warrior of truth, he is our great hero,
Everyone loooooooooves,
SIIIIIR JECHT!
Golbez-
Isn't anyone going to help me...
*Golbez, dejected, returns to his home through the snow, to think of a plan...*