Chaos-
Yuna, are you... happy here?
Yuna-
Here?
Chaos-
You know, in my world of Discord?
Yuna-
Actually, yes.
I mean, at first it was hell, but now, I'm happy.
Chaos-
Then, I have one more gift for you.
*He takes out the magic sphere grid, that shows visions of the world*
Chaos-
Just tell it to show you something, and it will show you.
Yuna-
Really?
Well then, show me my friend, Golbez!
*The sphere grid glows and flashes, and before them appears an image*
*Golbez, trapped in Thunder Plains, trying to dodge lightning, but failing*
Yuna-
Oh no! He's in danger!
He needs help! What'll I do!?
*Chaos looks down, and thinks*
Chaos-
You may go.
Yuna-
... What?
Chaos-
You're free to go.
Go to him, take him home.
Yuna-
But, what about you?
Chaos-
Don't worry about me, he needs you.
But, take this, so if you ever want to see me, see us, then it will show you.
*He gives her the sphere grid*
*Yuna hesitates, before getting up and running to her room to change out of the dress and out of the ruins, on Boko's back*
*Chaos sits, and watches her go. If he had tear ducts, a single tear would have dropped.*
*Yuna made it to him in time, and put him on Boko, and made it home*
*She carried his electrified body inside, and let him rest*
Golbez-
Yu... Yuna, what are you doing here?
Yuna-
What do you mean, I came to find you, you were in trouble.
Golbez-
But, the God of Discord!
Yuna-
He let me go.
Golbez-
He did!?
Yuna-
Yes, he isn't all bad, I promise.
*While they talk, Yuna's cloak begins to shake. A tiny Luneth was hanging off it*
Yuna-
Luneth! What are you doing here?
Luneth-
I was worried for you Lady Yuna, you ran away and left us.
Yuna-
Please, it was hard as it was.
Luneth-
But Chaos needs you, Yuna.
We need you!
*As she ponders, a pounding comes at the door. Looking outside, they see the citizens of Besaid with fire spells flaring, led by Jecht*
Jecht-
YUNA! Bring Golbez out here!
*Luneth hides, while Yuna and Golbez open the door and get outside*
*As soon as they leave, Exdeath and Gilgamesh grab Golbez and throw him to the floor*
Yuna-
Wait, what are you doing with him!?
Jecht-
This guys gone insane!
Talking of monsters and crystals that can talk.
We're sending him to the void!
Yuna-
Wait, you can't do that, he was telling the truth!
Jecht-
What!? You kiddin'!?
You sound just as crazy as this guy!
*The citizens laugh at them*
Yuna-
Fine! I'll prove it!
*She takes out the sphere grid and holds it up*
Show me, The God of Discord!
*The sphere grid glows with an image of the depressed Chaos*
*The citizens gasp and scream in fear*
Gilgamesh-
Dear sweet god what is that thing!?
Jecht-
It's a monster!
As scary as a giant flying whale or something!
Citizen-
It's hideous!
Citizen-
It's horrible!
Citizen-
He'll kill us all!
Jecht-
Then let's get to it first!
Yuna-
You can't!
He may look mean, vicious, and driven by hatred, but inside he's really kind!
Jecht-
You're delusional girl!
You're just as crazy as your party member here!
Throw them somewhere, while we take care of that monster!
*Exdeath and Gilgamesh throw Yuna and Golbez in the basement of Golbez's house, and The Emperor seals it with magic*
*The citizens begin to prepare more magic, swords, and weaponry, even Jecht takes up his blade. They all march towards the ruins*
*Laguna, Shantotto, and Gabranth look over the edge of the ruins, and see the mob coming for them*
Laguna-
Chaos, they're comin' right this way!
Gabranth-
They are breaking about 15 laws!
Chaos-
... let them come.
*Back at the house, Golbez and Yuna try to escape the basement. Golbez is trying to burn through the door with his lazer pointer... not working*
*Luneth comes out of hiding and looks around for a way to save them*
*He sees Golbez's broken rocket, but decides to give it a shot*
*He aims it at the door, jumps in, and starts.*
*It inches closely to the door, before exploding.*
*It broke open the door, and left Luneth slightly injured*
Yuna-
Luneth! You did it! Let's hurry, we must save Chaos! And we need to get you back to Shantotto.
Luneth-
... Hooray. *Sarcasm*
*The mob has made it to the ruins and broke in. Silence*
*The place was empty, no Chaos or manikin in sight*
*They begin to wander, searching the place, when suddenly...*
Laguna-
GO GO GO!
*Out of all buildings and corners, manikins flood the mob!*
Gabranth-
HATRED IS WHAT DRIVES ME!
*Gabranth begins to slash at people, making not much more than scratches, but enough to hurt slightly*
Shantotto-
Why, is something burning? *She blast foes with bursts of fire*
Ashes to ashes! *Lightning strikes down from above*
How about a swim? *Water floods and washes people right out the gate*
You'll look better on ice! *The water freezes, leaving citizens shivering*
I'll shake you to the core! *The ice shatters as the earth below them shakes*
*Gilgamesh has cornered Ultimecia, and is using his eight arms to rip feathers from her wings*
*She tries firing arrows to fight back, but as they fly out they hit the walls, making it useless in a cramped space*
*Laguna sees this and prepares his machine gun, and runs towards Gilgamesh*
Laguna-
THE GREATEST ATTACK EVER!
*He fires his tiny machine gun at Gilgamesh's but, sending him running away squeeling like a little girl*