Hello, hello! First of all, I'm glad to see that everyone had a positive response to the cast list I made, especially with Crafty, Wooly, and Scaredy's voices. Which, by the way, I never got to finish the list. There's still two more vital characters to the story I didn't get to include.
Cupid will be voiced by Bruce Willis. (Spike on Rugrats Go Wild)
Finally, Benevolent will be voiced by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. (Joe Kingman on The Game Plan) Which, by the way, is my second all-time favorite movie!
And the final additions to the cast list, Johan, Livy, Peewit, and Jo will be joining us as themselves.
I thought the cast list was a good idea at first, but now I know I made the right choice in doing it! So thank you, everybody! Also, I'm sorry to say that the six missing Smurfs won't be appearing again until chapter five. Sorry! Onto the reviews!
CutieKyuubi- Thank you for liking the choices for Scaredy and Xavier. I've seen the Secret Saturdays a few times and thought Xavier and Doyle's personalities were very alike, so that's where I got the inspiration.
Benny- First of all, sorry that you were cut off on the last chapter. Something got screwed up and I couldn't type anymore and make words. And same for everyone else that didn't show up in the last reviews. Anyway, you are right about two things. One of them being is that I'm not that cruel to my little blue turtledoves. They'll be together sooner than everyone thinks. The other thing...I'm not going to tell you, but let me just say that you must be one heck of a psychic. And I take no offense, it's like Ferb says: A hero is a hero, but everybody loves a great villain. Thank you for saying I have "skills" as you call it. And don't worry about ranting. I love hearing what you guys have to say about the story.
flowerpower71- Then it's a good thing Livy's not gonna be meeting Ipati close up in this story. And I know! I love Owen Wilson, too! He's one of my all-time favorite actors! I know Wooly's lady love will love him so much! Speaking of which, who wants to hear a few more OC pairs for you Smurfs?
Smurfs: YEAH!
Okay! I'm only doing three this time. Hmm (pulls out list and puts on reading glasses)...let's see here...ah! Here's one! First one is...Sweepy!
Sweepy: (eyes grow to dinner plates) Wh-What! M-me? (points to self)
Of course! What girl wouldn't like you? The second one is...Crazy!
Smurfs: Crazy?
Crazy: DAISY! (holds up a daisy and looks around eagerly)
I think he's looking for his lady. Sorry, Crazy. Not yet. You have to be patient.
Crazy: Awww...(slumps over and drops the daisy)
(sighs and looks around) Look. Will you feel better if I show you a picture of her?
Crazy: (perks up suddenly and nods head hurriedly) YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Fine. (holds out a photo for Crazy to see)
Crazy: (tongue rolls out as he pants) AROOOO! YEAH YEAH YEAH! YAY!
Moving on...The last Smurf to get an OC is...Scaredy Smurf!
Scaredy: WH-WHAT?
Xavier: You're kidding.
Nope. And everysmurf deserves a soul mate. Even the ones who are...not as brave as others.
Zinka17- Thank you too for your comment on the voice cast. Yeah, I knew no female with an Italian accent, so I decided to use the next best thing: The actress that played an animated swashbuckling talking cat. Besides, I kinda look at Don Smurfo and Fencette similar to Puss in Boots and Kitty. As for Crafty...(sighs and shakes head) Sorry to say that while Crafty was fast, she wasn't fast enough...
Smurfs: (gasps)
Don't worry, she's not dead! Chloe- Congratulations to Dreamy, then! I'm glad he could help you and the Color Kids.
Sapphire777- I'm sorry to hear what happened to you. I'm glad the other Smurfs helped you and were so nice to you. Sounds like you got into a nasty fight with Gargamel and Azrael. You really handed their smurfs to them, though. Before I go on, I shall answer your three questions. First of all, duh! Yeah, Patrick and Grace are gonna appear! They have to be! Also, I might create a human OC or two, but more than likely they'll be a one-time OC and will likely never appear again. Next, the mystery of what's in Gutsy's cloth will actually become clear in the next two or three chapters. Finally, I have no idea what that has to do with anything, but if I had to pick, I would choose Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. Thank you for all the smurfy gifts!
Spring-Heel-Jac- Umm...Wow. Here's all I have to say about all of those. First of all, most of the people who read the story probably already saw the movie, so there's no point in explaining the accents. For people who didn't, well, they can read the story, get a few good laughs, and see the movie later and compare it. And another thing, I'm sorry to say that if it weren't the fact that I was on a deadline, I would be more than happy to add more of the movie into it. I plan on finishing this story by the middle of August and start on the fourth. Also, if I recreated every scene in the movie, I'll ruin it for the people who haven't seen the movie. By the way, you do recall that Clumsy ran away after he hit Grouchy and Gutsy in the face, right? The point is, I didn't do all that stuff because it's just like sugary snacks: The simpler, the better.
YingYangofthePeaceCircle- Sorry I didn't get to you in the last review, but it's hear now! I'm sorry to hear that you've been feeling depressed lately. I hope you and Smurfettes are doing good. Sorry that your wishes expired, but don't worry! I will be holding plenty of contests and also for holidays as well where you can still get a wish! If you ever need anybody for comfort, let us know and we'll help you. Hope to hear reviews from you in the future!
Speaking of contests, I'm happy to announce that I am posting one up now! Here's the only thing you have to do: On the fifth chapter of this story, Crafty is going to treat us with a special...gift of hers that she never knew about until now. Well, technically, she did know, but her memories were taken from her and...You get my point, right? All you have to do is guess what the gift is. The first to send in the closest correct answer will win...the privilege of creating their own Creatugo! Name, personality, animal and all! The contest will end one week from today when I put up the fourth and fifth chapter. Or when everyone I see that reviews here puts in their answer. Whichever comes first.
kasandra- Glad to hear you like the story so far. Hope you like the next chapters!
Disclaimer time! I own Crafty, Hummer, Benevolent, Meena, Xavier and Ipati.
Xavier: Livy belongs to flowerpower71 and Jo belongs to CartoonCaster21.
Crazy: Smurfs belong to Peyo! Smurfs belong to Peyo!
Grandpa paced back and forth on the forest floor as he kept tugging on his beard in worry. Ten minutes had passed since Crafty went to retrieve the firewood and she should've been back by now.
"Eternal Eels! What's taking Crafty so long?" Sassette whined as she hung from a low tree branch by her legs.
"Yeah. What's the smurfing hold up?" Slouchy complained as he nonchalantly leaned up against a tree.
"Relax, ya little Smurflin's," Wooly growled pressing his back against Monty. "I'm sure she's takin' her time. She'll be back soon."
"But that was like a bazillion minutes ago!" Snappy cried out. "Crafty should've been back by now!"
"I don' know, mates," Sweepy said worriedly. "Maybe we should go an' see if she's okay."
Wild, who then let out a yawn, scratched behind his ear with his leg before freezing. He scrambled on top of Monty's head and looked off into the forest, as if he were listening for something. Monty lifted his head, giving the feral Smurf a better view.
"What's wrong, Wild? What is it?" Nat inquired climbing onto Monty's back.
Wild made no sound but strained his ears to listen for the sound he heard before. His ears perked as he heard it again. It was a scream. A very familiar, very feminine shriek.
"BREE! CHEE CHEE CROO!" Wild screeched as he leaped off of the mechanical eagle's head and off into the forest. Monty clicked fearfully and trotted after him with Nat still on his back.
"Oh no!" They heard Nat yell worriedly as he held onto the mechanical bird.
"What, Nat? What's goin' on?" Wooly called to the Smurfling.
"It's Crafty! She's in trouble!" Nat answered back frantically. This earned a collection of concerned gasps from the others, including frantic chirps from Hummer.
"C'mon, Smurfs! We gotta go help her!" Wooly commanded through gritted teeth as he took off after the Smurfs and Monty. The others followed in hot pursuit.
"You really shouldn't have done that, Crafty," Ipati hissed into the half-conscious Smurfette's ear. Crafty's underarms and middle chest were currently coiled around the cobra's tail, her eyes drooped halfway shut, the whites of her eyes glowing a lavender color.
"Now, we're going to go back home and this time, we'll have no further interruptions," Ipati explained, his sentence ending with a lisp as he began to slither through the forest, only Crafty being unsure of where it was they were going as her limp body was lazily dragged. It didn't even matter, for in her trance-like state, she couldn't fight back, she couldn't struggle in his grip, she couldn't even give so much as a verbal insult or protest. Most of all, she couldn't even give out another scream for help. The Smurfs of the village wouldn't know what would've happened to her. Not the Smurflings. Not Sweepy, Smurfette or Papa. And most importantly, not even Gutsy...
A blue and green blur suddenly jumped at Ipati's face, making him hiss in startling, though his tail still kept a firm grip on the Smurfette. Wild stretched out the right hood and bit down hard on it, making Ipati roar out in pain.
"GET OFF OF ME, YOU BEAST!" He screeched as he shook his body violently to try to shake off the feral Smurf. Wild clung to the stretched-out scales, holding on for dear life.
The cobra then let out a gasp as he felt a tightening pressure around his windpipe and being pulled to the side. His lavender eyes darted over to see the blue mechanical eagle, his right foot balancing himself quite well as his left foot was attached to his neck by a long cord, pulling him ever so closer to the bird. He narrowed his eyes and let out a strangled hiss, using his lower body to coil himself around a tree trunk while still keeping Crafty secure.
"Crafty!" Nat cried as he ran to the half-comatose Smurfette, who gave no response to him whatsoever. "Crafty? Are you okay?"
Still, Crafty gave no response to the Smurfling no matter how hard he pleaded. As Ipati continued to hold onto the tree, he felt another body come down on him with a rough tackle.
"You let go of our girl, ya no-good scaly varmint!" Wooly snarled as he started landing blows on top of the cobra's head. As the serpent was distracted, Grandpa, Sweepy, Hummer and the other Smurflings went to Nat, who was desperately trying to get Crafty's attention.
"Guys! Something wrong with Crafty!" Nat whispered, trying to avoid the cobra's attention. "I think that snake did something to her!"
"Well we gotta get her outta there!" Snappy snapped as he tugged at the snake's tail, surprisingly not attracting Ipati's attention. The other Smurfs joined him as they loosened Ipati's grip on Crafty.
Meanwhile, Wild and Wooly were desperately trying to keep Ipati's attention on them as Monty struggled to pull him closer to him. They knew he had to get him angrier somehow. Wooly thought and thought, until he remembered a potentially useful weapon he always carried with him. Holding onto the snake's skin with one hand, he used his other one to reach down to his waist where he kept his trusty wool shears. Tossing the silver scissors in his grasp, he clenched the twin blades together and with a silent battle cry, he swung his arm forward. The shears pierced the skin of the snake with barely any effort and seemed to bury itself deeply inside the serpent's spine
Ipati threw his head back and gave out a blood-curdling shriek in intense pain and at the same time loosening his grip on Crafty. Grandpa and Sweepy took Crafty's limp form into their arms and slowly backed away from the violent fight. Snappy, on the other hand, had other plans along with the other Smurflings.
"You Smurfs thinking what I'm thinking?" He grinned at the Smurflings. The three of them nodded with mischievous gleams in their eyes. Snappy whispered out loud, "Hey, Hummer!"
The hummingbird, who was trying to help Sweepy and Grandpa wake Crafty up, perked his ehad in the direction of the Smurflings and hopped over to them. Snappy whispered into the bird's would-be ear, Hummer's beak slowly turning into a smile as he nodded in conformation.
Ipati bucked his body side to side, making the two Smurfs start to lose their grip on his skin. Finally, he threw his entire body back against a tree, knocking the wind out of Wooly and Wild. As Ipati pulled away, the two Smurfs fell down to the ground with two hard thuds. The cobra's lavender eyes seemed to glow as he glared murderously at the two Smurfs. He then opened his mouth to reveal two long ivory fangs. He crunched down on Monty's foot, tearing it off of his throat and off to the side. Monty clicked and squawked in surprise as he fell forward and onto the dirt.
With his fangs still erect, he turned his attention to the dazed Smurfs who were sprawled across the forest floor. His body lunged back slowly before springing forward with an enraged hiss.
Sharp claws slashed at Ipati's right hood, making him hiss in complete rage and jump back. Looking at his hood, which had four long, bloody gashes, he growled and turned to the fiend that clawed him.
"Step. Away. From those Smurfs," Xavier snarled, his fur standing on end and his sharp teeth bared as he stood between the two Smurfs and the cobra. Ipati hissed and stood his ground. He struck forward at the mammal, who jumped back and swatted again at him, each growling and glaring at the other.
"Crafty? Crafty, wake up!" Sweepy begged as he gently slapped her cheek. Still, her expression was unblinking and emotionless.
"Smurfarosky!" Grandpa muttered, rubbing his chin worriedly. "That snake must have strong powers to do this."
"GAAAH!" Xavier roared as Ipati sank his fangs into his neck. The other Smurfs gasped in horror at the sight.
Crafty's eyes suddenly brightened and she shook her head to clear her mind, "WHAT! What happened!"
All eyes immediately went to Crafty, including Ipati and Xavier's. Ipati's fangs clenched as he bit down harder and with all his strength, lifted Xavier off the ground and threw him off to the side. Xavier grunted as he landed on the ground with a hard crash. While all eyes were on Xavier in complete concern, Ipati then eyed his target who had somehow broke free of his control and hissed. Crafty's gaze immediately went back to the cobra as he prepared a strike and grabbed onto Sweepy in a tight hug and slammed her eyes shut.
Ipati thrust himself forward at them, fangs stained with Xavier's blood. The three Smurfs cringed and hugged each other close as he got closer until...
"UMPH!" The cobra grunted as he landed on the ground right in front of them, just a Smurf's arm out of reach. He tried to snap again at them, but utterly failed to move another inch. He lifted his head and looked down his body to find the source of his immobility, only to find that his tail was tied to a thin tree with four giggling Smurflings and a nervous Hummer, who was looking at Ipati's face with complete apprehension.
Ipati hissed angrily and pulled at his body, trying to get himself free of the tree, giving the Smurfs time to gather themselves.
"Let's smurf out of here!" Grandpa yelled to the others. The Smurflings and Hummer instantly came to their senses and ran for the him, Sweepy and Crafty. Wild and Wooly slowly got up and rushed over as quickly as their aching bodies allowed them to.
"Not without Xavier and Monty!" Crafty growled pushing herself out of Sweepy's grip and running to aid her wounded friends.
"Crafty! NO!" The Smurf yelled for her to come back, but she didn't listen. With a hard tug, Ipati broke at the tree, breaking it and making it fall to the ground. With an enraged hiss, he launched himself at the Smurfette before yowling in pain once again.
Puppy growled and snarled as he sank his teeth into Ipati's lower body. The serpent gargled out another hiss as he tried to sink his fangs into the canine's neck, though he never got the chance to do so as he felt talons grip at his throat, pulling him up into the air. He thrashed violently to get out of the grip of the mystery bird that was carrying him, but to no avail. Once at a high enough altitude, his angered purple eyes met amber eyes that held just as much fury.
"Keep away from those little blue creatures, you slithering fiend!" Meena hissed. With that, she swung her body repeatedly until she was at the right speed and then released her grip on the snake and flinging him nearly the whole way across the forest.
Meena screeched at the direction where Ipati was to land and huffed. She then tucked in her wings and dove down to where the Smurfs were to be.
"Xavier?" Crafty whispered, petting the badger's snout. He weakly opened one brown eye and looked at her with a noticeable daze.
"You alright, kid?" He asked hoarsely.
"I think the real question is are you?"
Xavier snorted, "Of course, I am!" He then proceeded to get up as he continued, "It's gonna take a lot more than a snake bite to get me dow-OWW!"
The Creatugo slumped forward, his teeth clenched and his claws digging into the ground in pain. It only took seconds for the others to gather around the injured badger in complete worry. Meena dug her talons into the dirt as she landed behind them, actually looking at Xavier with pity.
"We have to get you to Papa. Now," Crafty nodded as she turned to the others, who also knew that Papa would be the only one who could help him.
"Here. Get him onto my back," Meena ordered gently, crouching down so that Xavier could climb on.
"This is humiliating," Xavier grumbled as he worked with the other Smurfs that helped him up onto the phoenix's back.
"Hey, compadre," Wooly said. "It's either this or death."
"Okay, okay! I get it..."
Once the badger was good and secure on top of Meena's back, Crafty walked over to her broken invention. She smiled softly as she patted Monty's wooden beak.
"Ya alright, buddy?" She asked.
Monty nodded and gave out a weary click.
"Okay, come on. Let's get you back to the village, too. Puppy?" The beagle than eagerly trotted up to the Smurfette, licking her affectionately to see that she was safe and sound. She laughed at this and asked, "Would you be so kind as to carry Monty back to the village so we can get him fixed?"
Puppy panted happily, nodding his head and giving out a yip in agreement.
"Thank you. Monty. Initiate form E77," Crafty instructed. Monty gave out an affirmative chirp and ticked, his body slowly folding up on itself until finally, all that was left of Monty was a blue wooden egg the size of a Smurf. Puppy reached down and took the egg into his mouth, making sure not to crush it with his teeth or jaw strength.
"C'mon! We've gotta get smurfing back to the village!" Crafty ordered.
