NARUTO HALLOWEEN

Chapter 3- Chainsaw Guy vs Unicorn Demon

A few minutes later the doorbell rang twice, Akamaru's ears perked up and he glared at the door. He stood up, stretching and letting out a loud groan. Akamaru hobbled down the stairs, still half asleep. The dog was in front of the door, he stood on his hind legs and bit the door knob, Giving a little push with his paws and a nudge with his nose, the door creaked open. Normally Akamaru would slowly back up and return to being on all fours, but when he opened the door he noticed he was glaring into the bloody masked face of a kid with a chainsaw. Akamaru yelped and timbered backwards, scrambling on his back he kicked himself up and ran whining up the stairs.

"oops, was I too scary?" the boy said, his voice quite familiar and loud.

"I dunno man, but you sure sent him running!" a deeper voice, coming from a boy behind him who was in a cheap black cape and vampire fangs mumbled. "I take it Naruto's here, and Kiba" the vampire said.

Akamaru sprinted into the bathroom, his large white tail curled between his legs. Kiba, who was finishing up drawing circles around Naruto's blue eyes stopped and turned to Akamaru, who ran right into him and started frantically licking his hand. "woah, what the heck happened!" Kiba asked, rubbing Akamaru's fluffy belly to calm him down.

Akamaru let out an enormous wailing bark, he was first to hear the footsteps coming down the hall.

"What? Guy with a chainsaw? What are ya' going on about? You probably were dreaming"

Naruto started to laugh "Akamaru wasn't dreaming Kiba, that 'chainsaw guy' is Choji, that's his costume, so they gotta be here!" Naruto jumped up in the air "yesss! Finally!"

The footsteps in the hall grew louder, "Akamaru you idiot, see, you got all scared over Choji and Shikamaru!"

Then they heard a voice from down the hall yell out "hey! Where are you guys? Choji scared Akamaru!" It was Shikamaru.

Even farther down the hall they heard Choji whine "I didn't do it on purpose!"

Naruto gave a quick look at his eyes in the mirror and then leaped out into the hallway, "Happy Halloween guys! I cant wait to go-"

Naruto was interrupted by Kiba, who leaped over him laughing and yelling "I LOVE YOU!"

Kiba landed directly in front of Shikamaru with a loud BANG, which startled him. "owww, you did it again Kiba! Stop killing me!" Naruto whined, sprawled out on the floor.

Kiba sighed "alright, fine" and went to help Naruto up.

Choji finally made it up the stairs, he let out a howl "AWOOO! Cool costume Kiba!"

Shikamaru glanced at Choji like, THAT was your impression of a werewolf?.

"Your costumes look cool too, welcome to the par-taay!"

Then Naruto butted in "what about meeeee! I'm a fox... wait, what do foxes say?"

They all exchanged confused glances, then Shikamaru piped up "they say MOO!"

"-and I hear that from a kid with a IQ over 200! Now I'll be right back, I gotta get something!" Naruto smiled, running down to his bedroom.

There was a long pause...

"...so I herd you liek mudkips" Kiba squeaked, which Choji snickered at.

Naruto returned from his room with a stack of colorful pillow cases.

"CANDY BAGS! Get em' while their manly!" Naruto called, a lot like a vendor at a sports game.

Kiba grabbed a black and red case, he turned to Naruto "manly?" he asked

Choji snatched a green one, "what the heck do you mean manly?"

Naruto chuckled, an evil smile crossed his face. Shikamaru reached for a blue case, "why did you say it like a vendor?" he mumbled.

Naruto chuckled once more, "I mentioned manly because I could only find four clean pillow cases, and I guess one of these pillow cases had-" he stopped and looked around demoniacally, to see who had the sissy pillow case.

Then he turned red when he saw what pillow case he had, he moaned in embarrassment "-unicorns"

Choji started snickering and Kiba burst out laughing "UNICORNS! Man that would have gone great with a banana costume, but NO, you had to lend it to Lee!" Choji flipped out and laughed even harder, "You were gonna be a banana?" he cackled.

Shikamaru started snickering, "oh man, this is getting way to funny!"

Kiba returned laughing "oh, yeah, your so manly Naruto, you fucking unicorn demon!"

Naruto yelled "shut up guys! C'mon! I was being nice letting you guys take the good ones! I'll just turn this inside out and no one will see a thing!"

The laughter stopped, "awwww" Kiba whined

Naruto gave him a look and then pumped his fist in the air, "LETS A GOOOOOO!" he shouted and out the door they went, on their way to the craziest Halloween night they will ever experience.

A.N. FINALLY! After 3 chapters they FINALLY leave the house, the next chapters are hilarious, so be prepared to piss yourself laughing!