NARUTO HALLOWEEN
Chapter 4- Trick Or Treat! Smell My Feet! Give Me Something Good to Eat(like, I dunno, your Mom!)
As the four boys stepped onto the grass, they saw a lot of kids running around screaming things like "Happy Halloween", "Scared ya'!" and "I'm gonna beat you with a belt if you don't gimme my candy!"
Uh, maybe not that last one, but you can pretty much understand what stuff comes out of kids mouthes when the want candy! I guess "belt beatings" is the new "trick" part of trick or treat. According to Naruto, it is.
But the scene was perfect, as if it were a trick or treat scene on TV! With kids running across the fat asphalt street, pumpkins lining the side walks, crazy old men yelling at teens for shooting paint balls at chipmunks. Even the full moon was out, glistening through the half-naked trees. Akamaru was roughing around when they got out of the house, Kiba started to join him.
"Its a nice night, I don't remember Halloween ever being this.. well.. colorful! I'm really loving all of this and we've only been out for a few minutes!" Naruto said, his voice becoming more energetic as he went on. "All these amazing sights, I'm excited I think I'm gonna EXPLODE!"
"Well don't because I don't want to pick up all your body parts and sew you back together" Shikamaru grumbled, as usual!
Then, Choji, pointing out the obvious yelled "OMG A HOUSE!" he sprinted down the road with the plastic chainsaw over his head. Naruto instinctively followed him chanting along "candy, candy, candy, candy!" they grunted.
Kiba started running too, "guys, wait up! Your so stupid!"
Shikamaru was last to follow, he looked behind him and said "oh brother, this is gonna be bad" as he jogged halfway up the street to where the others had stopped running.
Shikamaru finally caught up to the other three who were standing in a line along side the road. "guys! Why the heck did you stop!"he asked
"fresh meat!" Naruto whispered in his ear.
Shikamaru was about to ask why he said "fresh meat" but when he saw the kids he knew what was going on.
There were five of em', they could not have been more than 11 years old, each one of them dressed in dinky little Walmart costumes. They stared up at the suspicious looking boys with straight faces. The oldest of them, who looked around 10 or 11 years old, dressed up as a gangster, had pushed his friends along and told them to keep going.
The kid, trying to act all tough, stood in front of the group of tough looking teens and buffed his chest out. He said "yo doods, you aren't so scary, I can take you on" his voice was strong and confident...until Kiba showed him his fangs and Choji hissed at him through his bloody mask. The boy flinched and then quickly turned around and almost running right into Naruto who had happened to be standing behind him.
Naruto gave the boy a dark glance with his black shaded fox eyes. He was able to turn them red because of the spirit inside him. Shocked at Naruto's death glare, the kid gasped and looked around, there was no one on his left so he ran, squealing something back at them, it sounded a bit like "jerks!" but it turned more into a cry like a kid would cry if his pants fell down while playing DDR!
Akamaru yelped after the boy as if he were yelling "you better run!"
Naruto stood there with his pals and then laughed "That was TOO easy, all we did was look at him! Laaaaaame"
Kiba rubbed his neck with a slight smirk and closed eyes, "Just warming up, kid" he said.
Shikamaru, sighed and looked at the kid running "why the hell do you guys do it anyway?"
there was a long pause
Kiba spoke up, "listen man, you don't know what it's like to scare someone, I know you never have. Look at you, cheap black cape and skinny jeans wearing vampire! Your not even wearing makeup! Not trying to bully you but I think your a Halloween pacifist man."
Shikamaru shrugged, "Yes but no, Kiba, I'm just the guy who doesn't think little kids deserve to be tortured on Halloween. You don't have to agree with me, it was funny watching you guys scare him. He was a total weakling after all. But being all tough and protective in front of his friends was pretty brave of him."
Naruto, annoyed by the debate, shouted out "c'mon guys! I WANT CANDY!"
"alright, alright, the house is right here!" Shikamaru said
"yay!" Naruto said, pleased that he got his way for once.
Naruto, Kiba, Choji, Shikamaru and Akamaru all hopped up the stairs of the first house. Naruto jammed the doorbell in and while waiting for it to be answered he did a little "candy dance" and sang a dinky song, his empty unicorn pillow case flapped around.
A short old woman opened the door. "Trick or Treat!" Naruto sang with a cute smile, but that smile turned to a small frown when he noticed he was the only one who said it!
Naruto flashed an angry look at his friends who were standing around smiling, unaware of their fail. Kiba saw Naruto upset and corrected himself by saying "what the fox said!"
The old lady gave an entertained chuckle and put some treats in the boys' bags. Kiba whispered to Naruto "hey dude, I think you should embarrass us like this more often, this lady LOVES it!"
As they began to leave, Shikamaru called over his shoulder "Have a good Halloween ma'am!"
When they were away from the house, Choji began searching through his bag. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" he screamed
"WHAT!" Naruto said almost immediately, the other two looked from Choji to Naruto.
Choji had an over joyed expression on his face as he held out a small package "I GOT A FLIPPIN' REESE'S CUP!"
He waved it in everyone's faces like it were cold, hard cash. Naruto stuck his nose into his bag and chuckled, he lifted his face out of the back and smirked "I got three of em'"
Choji gasped in shock, Shikamaru gasped as well "Naruto, be careful..." he warned
"Can I has the Reese's?" Choji asked
Naruto looked at his candy, "NO!"
And boy, let me tell you, that may have been the worst thing Naruto had said in his entire life.
"oh no" Shikamaru cried nervously as Choji brought his chainsaw over his head.
A.N. You better read the next chapter! I wrote it half asleep and you all know what that means, MAYJER CRACK FIKSHIN!