NARUTO HALLOWEEN
A.N. Like I said in Chapter 4, I wrote this half, so its insane! When I re-read it the next morning, I was laughing my head off because of how ridiculous it was! I was going to exclude it, but my brother and my cousin loved it so much I kept it! Prepare yourself for MAYJER CRACK FIKSHIN!
Chapter 5- Reese's Fight
"GIMMEEE THOSE!" Choji screeched, swinging his chainsaw inches from Naruto's face. Naruto leaped back and yelled back "NEVARRR!" Then Choji began to attack!
"Oh son of a- KIBA! Hold him down, he's on a Reese's rampage!" Shikamaru ordered, he ran in to where Choji was rearing up and attempted to grab the plastic chainsaw.
"Got it Shikamaru!" Kiba saluted and leaped at Choji, trying to tackle him.
But since Choji was so heavy, it was really hard for someone to knock him down, even Kiba. Choji glanced at Kiba and roared, he swung his elbow back, deflecting Kiba's tackle by hitting him in the gut. "dang" Kiba gasped as he hit the ground and skidded along the asphalt, adding more rips and blood stains to his "werewolf shirt"
"I WANT REESE'S! Choji roared loudly like a gorilla!
Naruto screeched in terror, now on the grass, hugging his knees and covered his head he cried "DONT KILL ME!"
But Shikamaru wouldn't let that happen, for he had a tight grip on the chainsaw and was having an intense tug-of-war with Choji, he panted out "CHOJI! Calm... down..."
Akamaru was over next to Kiba, who managed to walk off the enormous scrape on his shoulder. The dog decided it would be fun to draw a bunch of attention by howling at the moon as loud and as haunting as possible. Kiba started to rapidly tap Akamaru on the shoulder and he whispered "not now, boy, I'll bring you to the clearing and you can howl as much as you want"
But Akamaru didn't listen, kids and parents had come over to see the beautiful white wolf cry at the moon, unfortunately they noticed the fight. One idiot started calling out stuff like "take em' down, beat em' up!" which got more attention. Another idiot yelled out "oh look, they are playing football with a chainsaw!" and THAT got everyone'sattention.
Kiba, being the only smart one at the moment decided to break up the fight by running as fast as possible towards Choji and Naruto, pushing Naruto to his feet and helping him run away. Which surprisingly worked!
Shikamaru, who was still talking Choji into calming down, let go of the chainsaw and fell hard onto the ground. Choji looked around for Naruto, and Kiba, but noticed they weren't there. So his face softened up and he dropped the chainsaw at his feet. "Where has the Reese's gone?" he asked, staring off into the distance.
Shikamaru, relieved that it was over, sighed "You went nuts, Choji, you went nuts."
Shikamaru gave a nervous laugh, "No one.. says no to Choji anymore! Uh, to keep you from killing anymore people, have my Reese's, I don't like peanut butter anyway" he tossed Choji a peanut butter cup wrapped in an orange wrapper.
The crowd around them had left, after finding out the show ended, and went to pet Akamaru who had stopped howling. Choji was embarrassed that he was seen attacking like an animal. "heh, thanks Shikamaru, hope no one got hurt!"
Shikamaru was pretty sure that there were no injuries, he was okay, Naruto never got hit and if Kiba was hurt, he'd always be able to shake them off as if they never happened. He glanced over to where they were hiding, Naruto's white vest gave them away.
"Come out you guys, Choji's alright!" he hollered
"yay..." Kiba grumbled as he jogged out from behind the dumpster. Naruto followed him, still a bit paranoid of Choji.
To get his trust back, Choji gave Naruto a "man hug" and they walked on down the road.
Just noticing the wound on Kiba's shoulder, Choji put a hand on his mouth. "Did I do that?" he asked Kiba
Kiba, a bit confuzzled looked at Choji, "do what?"
Choji glared at Kiba, "that, that big bloody thingy on your shoulder!"
"what, this paper cut?" Kiba lifted the torn flap of his shirt that was covering the full scrape, it went all the way down his back. "well, heh, you knocked me over, but the road did the scraping!"
Choji was speechless, for once he was regretting that he hurt a friend "I am like, so sorry"
"DUDE! I dont care! It's actually a cool little addition to my costume! Real blood stains make everything so much cooler! Especially when their from someone's else's wounds!"
"Now your making me jealous!" Choji whined
Naruto then purposely gave Kiba a large slap on the shoulder and yelled "wazzup man!"
Kiba gritted his teeth, the scrape stung like nuts now that Naruto had to come along, "you'll regret that" he growled
Naruto, stuck his tongue out and they continued down the line of houses. Gaining more candy, scaring some losers. One kid dropped his entire candy bag and ran frantic down the street screaming. They all split the reward, making sure to give ALL the Reese's to Choji! Naruto stole only the Whoppers and licorice, Kiba split the rest with Shikamaru.
A.N. sooo, how do I sound half asleep? please review! The next chapter has the Sand Siblings in it! READ ON BRUDDA!