AN: Hello everybody! I am, unfortunately sick! Yay~ not... Anyways, So while I was on my death bed (which I still am on) coughing up my stomach and lungs, I had an epiphany. I did not mention how I got the bases for developing my characters and their relationships. And honestly, I think I just read a lot of other fanfics that involve Rachel being awesome and bros with Sam and Puck, I can't think of any at the moment because, well... I'm sick. Anyways, imagine my surprise when I went to bed, woke up sick, went to school, came home early due to coughing up a storm, and logged onto my email to find like... a hundred alerts. I know most of us hate being sick and all, but seeing all these alerts made me happier. :) Yay~! And this is Un-betad. Again. :P
Disclaimer: First and foremost, I don't own Glee. I also don't own any alcoholic brands or beverages. The ones in my home are owned by other household members. I did not make up the games mentioned in the story, I simply added on to the games to make it more... Alcohol friendly. I also don't own any songs of Musicians. Huh... That didn't sound as dirty as it did in my head...
Chapter 2 : First Game - I'd Rather
"Alright Bitches!" Santana yelled as the last of the gleeks who could attend came down into Rachel's basement "Gather in a circle! It's time for public humiliation!"
Despite everyone's protests about her demand, they all gathered in a sort of messy circle. Some of them had decided to sit on the couches and comfort chairs, Rachel had decided to take her seat next to the arm rest of the four seater couch with Puck to her left, then Sam, then Mercedes. Then Brittany and Santana taking up the love seats that were tilted for the make shift circle, Tina was situated on the floor next to them, then Quinn, then Kurt, and Finn was on the comfort chair somewhat next to Rachel. On the coffee table in the middle, a bunch of different alcoholic beverages were placed with 11 shot glasses and needless to say, a bunch of junk food with a few vegan stuff here and there situated near the only Vegan.
"Today, we had found out something very important. Everyone here doesn't know what Berry's type is. So-" Santana stated
Puck and Sam snorted "Speak for yourself..."
With a glare, the two boys promptly shut up "Because she refuses to tell us what her type is..." Rachel rolled her eyes "We're going to find out. Time for 'I'd rather' Bitches!"
Just about everyone besides her, Brittany, and Quinn looked confused
"It's like playing 'Would you rather' except you say 'I'd rather date someone like this, rather than someone like that.' and everyone else who agrees with you drinks. And everyone goes at least once" Brittany explained
"B-But a few of us are in a relationship." Tina began, and glanced over to Kurt and Mercedes "Or going to be..."
"It doesn't matter." Santana began "You can still play just as long as the other person doesn't have any hard feelings." Sam and Mercedes glanced at each other, and just smiled while nodding. "Alright! First things first, we'll start with Trout Mouth over there after our first question." Santana began as she poured Vodka into all the shot glasses. "I'd rather date someone Hot, then someone with brains!"
Unsurprisingly, all the boys and most of the girls drank to that while cheering. The only ones to not drink were Rachel and Quinn.
"You two into nerds?" Mercedes asked
Rachel and Quinn both shook their heads
"I'd just rather be able to have an intellectual conversation with my partner then just have someone who's standing there looking pretty." Rachel stated as Quinn nodded in agreement.
"Interesting..." Santana smirked. "Yo Guppy face, your turn!"
"Santana, must you be so rude to my friend?" Rachel scolded
"It's okay Rach. I'd rather date someone who doesn't make me find them a large stuff animal duck then someone who does" Sam smirked as everyone laughed at Santana, whom was massaging her forehead and muttering.
Just about everyone drank, even Brittany. What surprised the Latina though, was that Rachel didn't drink.
"Why aren't you drinking Berry?" Santana asked with suspicion.
Rachel simply shrugged "I think it's cute. Loving someone so much to the point of wanting to do anything to make them happy, I believe I'm more than fine with that." she smiled as everyone "Awwed" at her with Quinn melting a little on the inside. Finn simply just smiled as if had won an award.
"Aww Sanny, I didn't realize how much love you had in you." Mercedes laughed
Santana, who was now blushing, growled "Hurry up and get on with it Wheezy"
"I'd rather date someone taller than me than someone shorter." Just about all the girls and Kurt drank to this except for Quinn
"Damn! Blondie's into shorties!" Puck laughed
"No... Just one..." Quinn mumbled glancing over to Rachel who was wiping her mouth.
"Ooh! I'd rather date Santana than Quinn! No offense Quinn, but Sanny's WAY hotter than you." Brittany said
"Hell yeah!" Santana cheered as she and a few other boys drank. "So Berry, you'd rather get all up on Q than me?" she smirked as her best friend was blushing
Rachel was about to reply before-
"No offense San, but I think most of us would rather get all up on other people who are NOT you." Mercedes said as everyone nodded in agreement
"Psh. Whatever. You're all just jealous cuz I'm hotter than all of you." she scoffed "This one's for gay boy, I'd rather date someone who's the same gender as me than someone who's not!"
She, Brittany, Quinn, Kurt, and Rachel all drank to this as everyone gaped. Mostly at Rachel, Quinn had come out to them just a while ago and they all remember taking turns hugging her because she was shaking so hard.
"R-Rachel, Y-You're gay?!" Finn spluttered as Quinn stared wide eyed at her.
"Yes Finn, I am indeed Gay." Rachel stated
"Since when?" Finn asked with a sadden look to his face
"Since like Forever!" Puck hooted as he high fived Sam
"Why didn't you say anything?" Mercedes asked
Rachel remained quiet as everyone, especially Quinn, gave her their utmost attention "I simply did not see the need to tell everyone." She said "Moving on, I believe it is Tina's turn."
"U-Um... I'd rather-"
"Sorry. I think I'm gonna leave. I'm not feeling too good." Finn said as he stood up.
"I'll see you out." Rachel said, standing up as well
"You don't-"
"It would only be proper for a good hostess to do so." Rachel interrupted as she escorted him up the stairs.
The gleeks were all quiet as the two left. Once they were truly gone they all began talking
"Do you think she's-"
"That'd be horrible!"
"She won't-"
"But wouldn't she?"
"Guys! Guys!" Puck started "Chill." and that's what everyone did, or... at least with their mouths "Now, Rachel, Sam, and I have known that Finn has had a crush on Rachel for a long time now."
"Since our Sophomore year." Sam added
"We were dating Sophomore year." Quinn mumbled with a scowl.
"Right. So Rachel's been trying to find a way to turn him down nicely and still be friends. It's not a big deal." He said pouring himself a drink.
Everyone all unanimously agreed to the fact that it was no big deal and waited until Rachel came back down.
Although, when she did come back down, the first thing she said was "Why is it so quiet? Did you all leave? Should I call the cops in case you all planned my demi-OOF!" Of course she was interrupted. By Puck and Sam nonetheless, both whom practically ran her over her
"How'd it go?" Sam asked
"Tell us EVERYTHING" Puck added
"Did you tell him the truth?"
"Did you make him cry?"
"Please tell me you did!"
"Boys! As funny as this may seem, I have no choice but to say a few words that may seem like the most hypocritical statement you've ever heard." she paused "You two, are acting so gay."
Everyone else broke out laughing as the two boys pouted
"Anyways, I don't know why you would accuse me of such atrocious actions. I did nothing of the sort." She said as she made her way back to her seat, finding that Kurt took his brother's seat in the comforter. "But, I may have... threatened him a little."
"Nice!" Puck and Sam said giving her high fives
Kurt frowned "Why would you do that?"
"No reason... Did Tina go yet?" Rachel asked, obviously wanting to move on.
"N-No... Not yet." Tina said
"Well go on." Rachel motioned with her hand
"But-" Kurt began
"I'd rather date someone sweet than smooth."
Everyone awwed at that and mostly drank, except for Quinn.
"You like smooth girls Quinn?" Puck laughed, winking at Rachel who promptly ignored him
She gave a simple shrug "Being smooth can be sweet sometimes. And I don't mind calling her out when she's trying to cover something up."
Everyone laughed at this
"I'd rather date someone with a nice full set of short hair than someone who doesn't properly treat their hair that's long."
Not surprisingly Kurt and Mercedes drank... But Surprisingly Rachel did too.
"Damn! Berry's into Butches!" Santana drained out
"Not at all, I am merely into girls with confidence." Rachel stated "Many people seem to mistaken that only beautiful women have long hair. But there are also women who are beautiful with short hair. Not only that, but had they had long hair before and simply cut it off for any reason, that takes a lot of guts and confidence. And I think that is, for lack of a better word, sexy."
"Oh? You think girls who cut their hair short are sexy?" Santana asked, blatantly staring at Quinn who was blushing, and also had short hair.
"Yes. Maybe if you cut your hair short I would be more inclined to, as you say, be all up on you." the shortest club member smirked
"Oh why you-"
"I'd rather date blondes than brunette" Rachel claimed as she took a shot along with Puck, Mercedes, and Kurt.
Santana on the other hand, grumbled something along the lines of "Nice save" as she downed her own shot.
"Kurt, I thought pretty boy wasn't blonde." Mercedes said with a questioning look
"Yes, but he'd be so much hotter if he was." Kurt drooled
"So Berry likes-"
"Oh! I'd rather date someone who can top me, EVERY NOW AND THEN" he quickly added "Because that's sexy as fuck."
Sam, Puck, Santana, and Rachel all drank, again with everyone gaping at the last girl who shrugged
"Like Puck said, it's sexy."
"So Berry's into blonde girls who can; top her every now and then, are taller than her, with Brains, make her whipped, have short hair, and is sweet." Santana said, pretending to think deeply and glancing over to Quinn "Sounds a lot like-"
Suddenly A blast of beats came through as everyone looked around confused.
"Oh, Oh, Oh Gangman Style!" This phrase kept repeating for a while
They turned their heads towards the source of the sounds that seemed like it was a different language.
"EHHH~! SEXY LADY!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! O-Pa Gangnam style!
EHHHH~! SEXY LADY!"
Rachel fished out her phone and slid her thumb across the screen "Hello? Daddy? Alright..." She put the phone off to her shoulder "Noah, Sam. Daddy requests your presence in the kitchen with me."
"Ah Man..." Puck sighed as he and Sam got up to leave.
The rest of the girls, and Kurt all rearranged themselves
"What the hell was that?" Mercedes asked
"I believe that was the new hit song on iTunes..." Kurt stated as he and Tina took residency on the Love seat, him being closer to Mercedes "It's second now after Taylor swift"
"And here I thought the girl's taste only consisted of show tunes..." Tina mumbled.
Over where the other trio were at, with Santana on the Comfort seat and Brittany next to Quinn they were talking about the same subject as the gossipers. The only difference was...
"We so gots this." Santana stated.
"Aren't you happy Quinnie? You're her type!
"So far, but just because I'm her type doesn't mean she likes me." Quinn stated as a matter of factly
"Don't worry. She will, even if it kills me. She will like you." Santana said
"I don't think it works that w-"
"My fellow Glee clubbers, I apologize, my fathers wanted to give me and the boys a quick talk about the sleep over. We may now resume our previous activities." Rachel smiled
"Oh no, it's fine." Santana said as Brittany stood up and sat down in her lap. "We were just moving on to our next game anyways."
AN: I have no idea why, but the more I keep reading this over and over again, the more I'm not into it. I probably should stop doing that. Anyways, Cheers! Oh. And just in case you don't know what Rachel's ringtone was, it's Gangman Style - PSY. And just in case for those who don't know, it's Korean.