AN: Hello! How has your guys's weekend thus far been? Mine has been... Uneventful as of late. I spent the most of it watching movies and in bed! For as you all know. I'm sick! Well not anymore! Thanks to these wonderfully weird drugs that were made to make you un-sickified! Kind of. Not really... Okay, honestly I am still sick, but good news is that I'm starting to get better! Yay~! I want ice cream... I've been craving it for a while. You know what sounds good?! CREPES! Ok... I'm done. ANYWHO~! I think this is the part where I try and express my gratitude for all the reviews and follows and favorites of this story that cannot be shown due to the fact that I am unable to find the words in all of English vocabulary and Oxford and Webster dictionary for all of you... Did that make sense? I think it made sense. Am I spazzing out? Yeah.. I am. Shutting up. Oh! Wait! It occurred to me that I had accidentally skipped our favorite character yesterday, QUINN! Whoops... My deepest apologies. I'll make it up.
Disclaimer: First and foremost, I don't own Glee. I also don't own any alcoholic brands or beverages. The ones in my home are owned by other household members. I did not make up the games mentioned in the story, I simply added on to the games to make it more... Alcohol friendly. I also don't own any songs of Musicians. Huh... That didn't sound as dirty as it did in my head...
Chapter 3: Turn On/Turn Off
"Eh~ Sexy Lady!" Puck sang loudly as music, that was previously not playing, blasted through the speakers in the basement
"Oh~! Oh~!" Sam continued, even adding in the weird noises
"O-pa Gangman Style!" Rachel and the two boys cheered
"Oh my GOD! Shut the hell up!" Santana yelled at them as everyone else laughed "And turn that shit off! It's annoying!"
Sam and Puck booed as Rachel skipped on over to the next song
"Don't hate the song just because you can't think of what we all are supposed to be playing next" Rachel laughed
"Shut up! I'm trying to think!" Santana yelled as she rested her forehead on her girlfriend's back
"We should totally play the turn on game!" Brittany suggested
"Hell yeah! I'm down for that!" Puck cheered
"Do you even know what she's talking about?" Santana scowled
"No, it just sounds hot." the Mohawk boy shrugged
"It's a game where you name a situation or detail of a place or person and say whether it's a turn on or turn off." Quinn said as Santana shot a quick glare
"I rest my case, it's hot." Puck said
"You can't exactly play this game with alcohol though. Can you?" Kurt asked
"Sure you can! Everybody who says turn on, goes bottoms up!" Santana exclaimed. Everyone agreed with it. "Alright, I just realized that we skipped Q last time accidentally. So we're gonna have her start and end this game. Oh, and you all have to decide whether whatever is said is a turn on or turn off! You can't go in the middle!"
Her best friend rolled her eyes "Gee, Thanks S..."
"No problem"
"Um.." Quinn thought for a moment as her cheeks began to tint red "M-Muscles...? Not like, bulky or anything. I meant muscles as in, they're strong." she clarified
"Hell Yeah! CHEERS!" Puck yelled clanging his glass with, just about everyone except for Rachel and Sam.
"What's wrong with you girl?" Mercedes asked Rachel "You too pretty boy!" she pointed at Sam
"Nothing" They both said at the same time with wide eyes.
"I just like girls that aren't toned, it doesn't make them nice to... um..." Sam trailed off muttering, his cheeks turning red.
"Speak up boy! I can't hear you!" his soon-to-be-girlfriend scolded
"I just like being able to hold someone who's... cuddly. Not... Muscle-y?" he said unsure.
"Awwww." Everyone cooed
"What about Rachel?" Brittany asked, facing mentioned girl "How come you don't like strong girls? I know I like it when Santana lifts and carries me. It's hot. And she likes it when I lift her so we can have sexy times against the do-" and of course she was interrupted by her girlfriend whom promptly covered her mouth from behind.
Rachel laughed at the couple's antics but shook her head. "It's not that I don't like it. I just don't find it arousing enough to be a turn on for me every time my hypothetical girlfriend were to do some sort of display of strength. Although, were I in Santana's situation - except not with you, although you are very attractive Brittany."
The girl just flashed a toothy smile
"But I'm sure I'd be more than turned on." Rachel exclaimed as just about everyone stared at her with mouths agape. Of course, Kurt sat in his place, eyes closed, and hands covering his ears while muttering "I'm not hearing this, I'm not hearing this..." and Quinn slightly squirming in her place
"That's good!" Brittany exclaimed "If you weren't turned on then I think there would be something wrong with you, because it's hot."
"Damn right it is!" Puck shouted
"Ooh! You know what else is hot?" Brittany asked Rachel, whom raised her eyebrows to continue "Cheerleaders"
"YES!" The badass trio exclaimed with Santana, clinking their shot glasses together with her girlfriend as well
"No offense Sam, but you would not look so hot in a cheerleading uniform." Mercedes said
"Neither would Blaine..." Kurt whined
"Or Mike..." Tina added
Quinn crinkled her nose "I've seen enough cheerleading uniforms for my lifetime, seeing it again won't make a difference."
"Oh really?" Santana asked
"Yes really." Quinn replied back
"Hmm." The Latina hummed "Dancing"
Everyone agreed and cheered to this. At this time, just about everyone was starting to get a little more than tipsy other than Rachel, Puck and Sam. Due to their ability of being able to hold their liquor. Quinn on the other hand, was because she didn't drink too much... yet.
"Power" Rachel said "As in, if the person was the leader or boss of a group of people"
Everyone cheered to this as well
"Like that one chick back at the club." Puck laughed "She was HOT as HELL"
"Which one?" Rachel asked confused
"The one with dreadlocks!"
"What the hell you guys talking about?" Santana demanded
"Yessss~!" Sam joined in, promptly ignoring the Latina "The way she handled her team was hot!"
"This kid knows!" Puck exclaimed
"You mean the one who had the asshole who tried to grope me?" Rachel scowled as everyone gaped at her. Rachel Berry does NOT curse! ...Right?
"Yeah Yeah!" Puck continued
"And she had this fucking awesome ass scorpion/dragon tattoo on her shoulder?" Okay, so Rachel Berry DOES curse...
"The world must be ending..." Santana muttered as Quinn began squirming in her seat again.
"Yes! Which by the way, Tattoos? TURN ON!" Puck shouted downing his next shot
His bros, Santana, and Mercedes drank as everyone looked around unsurely
"It... kind of depends doesn't it?" Tina asked
"Doesn't matter. Think of any Tattoo, any size, any where." Santana quickly dismissed
And with that, the last three drank as the three bros continued on their conversation
"Yes I remember who you're talking about now Noah. Her name is Ali by the way, although her name is actually Aaliyah, but you get the rest of the point. But yes, she was indeed Hot as Hell." Rachel laughed as Quinn frowned
"Weren't you and her talking after?" Sam asked
"Yes, we were merely exchanging words of admiration to our fighting skills." Rachel stated simply, causing Quinn to let out a sigh of relief. "Although, she did give me her number." And Quinn stiffened again.
"Nice!"
"I haven't called her yet though." Rachel added as she watched in amusement when Quinn relaxed again
"Dude... That's such a waste. Give her number to me at least." Puck whined
"That's incredibly rude Noah. No."
"You know what's a turn on?" Sam suddenly asked "Jealousy"
Needless to say, only he, his bros, and (although surprisingly) Brittany drank as everyone else frowned, unamused.
"Sanny, you get super hot when you're mad." Brittany giggled when her girlfriend looked at her in disbelief.
"Babe, you were holding on to me tighter when I said some other girl was hot." Sam chuckled, explaining himself to Mercedes. At this, the two girls relaxed slightly.
"I disagree. It saddens me to know that I did something to make Blaine feel jealous. I don't want to be a cause of that." Kurt frowned
"I'm with Kurt." Tina added
"I just think that once you two are in the position of being Jealous, you'll no longer feel like it's a turn on." Quinn huffed
Rachel and Puck gave each other a quick glance at each other and let out the same answer "Nah."
"Sweat is a Turn on." Mercedes suddenly exclaimed "After a work out. Whew!" She whooped as she fanned herself.
"CHEERS!" Everyone agreed
"I think when Blaine whispers sweet words in my ear is the HUGE turn on." Kurt claimed as everyone aww-ed and drank, almost all on their way of being drunk
"I love it when Mike holds my hands together when we make out." Tina blurted
Everyone whooped and hollered at the asian's claim and drank to that as well.
"Come on Fabray! You're last!" Santana shouted
Quinn thought about it for a moment "Motorcycles" she blurted, remembering the time when Rachel skidded into the school parking lot on her Kawasaki Ninja bike.
"Girl has fine taste!" Puck shouted, laughing as everyone drank again.
"On to the next game!" Santana laughed
"If you could wait a moment Santana, I'm going to go up and bring down some more drinks." Rachel said, noticing that the bottles they had were nearly empty.
Santana glanced at the nearly empty bottles "Yeah! You better! Cuz the next game is the last and hottest!"
"I'll come up with you." Puck said, getting up with Rachel and going upstairs
"Is the next game the sex game San?" Brittany asked, making Quinn sober up a little.
"THIS is your plan?" she hissed
"I has no ideas what you's talking about Quinn." Santana slurred a bit "Just sit back and relax. Trust me. This plan willz workz."
AN2: So, for those who don't know. I got the Turn on and Turn off game from a show called 1 girl 5 gays. Which, by the way, is pretty hilarious. It's fun to watch when you're super bored. And I know I made the game here differently, but hey. When you're drunk you don't play by the rules...? I dunno. And don't worry, I did not write this story while I was all "drugged up" I kinda fell asleep somewhere near the beginning. Anyways, this is about to finish. Next chapter will most likely be the last, but before that I'll most likely finish up another one-shot and start on another short story. So it might be like... 3-5 days (?) Until the next chapter. So go and read other fanfics you crazy kids. Love you all, you guys are awesome and all the other hundreds of synonyms of awesom-ness. :)