Dante's Debt

By: DMEX

Ch. 2

Home, I Guess if That's What You'd Like it to be

"Welcome to your house for the time being, Dante." Morrison ebbed on to Dante. It was a house with three overly sized windows. "Shit… I have to live here?" Dante lazily complained as he took his suit case out of the trunk.

"You brought this upon yourself," barked Morrison, "If you would have paid your debt off you wouldn't be in this mess to begin with!" "So who's the jackass?" Dante asked.

"Pardon?" Morrison asked. "Who's the goddamned moron that lives in a shit hole like this?" Dante asked, a bit more agitated.

"The name is Professor Utonium. I already contacted him, while you were being sued in court I might add." Morrison explained. Dante headed for the front door-

"-Forget something?" Morrison tosses Dante a guitar case. "How can I forget this?" Dante smirked.

The doorbell was heard and Dr. Utonium answered it. To his amazement yet shock, there was a silver haired man standing at the doorway. "So you must be Dante." Prof. Utonium asked.

"Just tell me where to put my shit at and I'll be outta your way." Dante lazily snapped as he head for the couch. "Your room is next to mine, and watch the language mister." Utonium snapped back.

After he got settled in (Dante mostly just tossed everything in his room to his liking) he lazed on the couch. The girls were watching TV Puppet Pals. All Dante could hear (He chose to ignore it by the way) was "Bonk Bonk" with cartoon bonk sounds and the girls laughing.

Dante lazed around for a Shonen Jump magazine (Bubbles' to be exact) and more or less dozed a bit. About 20 minutes (which seemed like an eternity to Dante) he was awakened by a loud buzzer. Dante slammed his foot on the nearby table and answered the phone (He used to doing that back at DMC.)

"The girls? Don't know, maybe went to bed?"

(all you could hear is several "Blah Blahs" over the phone)

"You need help at this goddamned hour? Fine, Be over in a few minutes."

-Townsville Hall, Mayor's Office-

Dante: So what are you yelling for?

Mayor: Well everything was fine and dandy until I got to my fridge-

Dante (thinking): This better be a damn demon…

Mayor: -and to my surprise, once again, I couldn't open my pickle jar-

(multiple gunfire)

Dante: You ever wake me up at this goddamned hour for a jar a pickles again, we're gonna have a problem! Understand?

Miss Bellum comes in about this time. "Mayor are you alright?" asked Miss Bellum concerned for his safety.

"This nice man helped me open my jar of pickles," the mayor giggles like a complete moron, "and shot my pickle jar with these really nice guns! I want two of those!"

Dante leaves about now, already irate and cranky from the Mayor's childish antics.

Miss Bellum: He can become a major problem.

Mayor: Problem? NO WAY CAN HE BE A PROBLEM.

(A/N: He obviously doesn't realize Dante shot his entire office)

Miss Bellum: Mayor, please!

-Meanwhile, in Townsville-

The Gangreen Gang is robbing a helpless woman… She pled to have them let her go.

Ace: What's in it fer us if we's lets ya go?

Snake: Yesssssss, whatsssss in it ferssss ussss?

Big Billy: Duh, yeah.

Grubber: (*pbbt!*)

Lil Arturo: (speaks Spanish)

*: I'll give you everything! Please just let me go!

(Gunshots)

Big Billy: Der, what wuz that?

Dante: Don't you assholes got anything better to do than rob a nice woman?

Gangreen Gang tries to fight him but 4 out of 5 of them got shot in the arms and or legs. Only Ace is standing or not in pain.

"You and your friends aren't human are you?" Dante asked Ace. "Yeah, we's human!" Ace pled. "Good, 'cause if you weren't I'd have ta kill you all." Dante snarled as he punched Ace in the face. Then Dante shot him in the ankle.

The Powerepuff Girls were coming back from a robbery when they saw the Gangreen Gang and the extent of the injuries. The paramedics were loading them into the Ambulance.

"What happened?" Blossom asked Ace, who was being hauled on by a stretcher. "Dis dude wid white hair cam and shoot us! He was packing so much heat; dressed like some Demon Hunter. And all we was trying to do was rob that woman over dere!" Ace squealed like a stool pigeon.

The woman came over and smacked ace in the face with her purse.

"You and your thugs deserve it too!" the woman snarled as she then kicked him in the shin.

The girls went to investigate this.

"How do we find this guy?" Bubbles asked. "Bubbles, he'll stand out like a sore thumb. How hard can it be to find this guy?" Buttercup snapped.

To be continued…!