Dante's Debt
By: DMEX
(A/N: I don't endorse or support Dante's actions on the previous chapter. So don't do it!)
Ch. 5
The Ultimate Fuck You with a Bit of Lead!
The children in Pokey Oaks Kindergarten were in a very big wake up call! Dante is the Assistant Teacher and he's calling the shots just as much as Ms. Keane, but with Dante: HE TAKES NO PRISONERS!
As much as Ms. Keane was a bit intimidated by Dante and did not approve of his methods, he managed to keep the class under control.
"Children, it's time for our math quiz." Ms. Keane spoke.
The classroom got quiet. Nobody dared tried to cheat… Well, except Mitch; who's always causing some sort of trouble. Mitch got a glimpse of Elmer's sheet.
What he don't know won't hurt Dante. It's not illegal unless you get caught.
Mitch thought with a dirty smirk.
But was Mitch wrong… Dead wrong, because Dante has ways of knowing. And when Mitch least expected it…
(MULTIPLE GUNSHOTS AT MITCH'S PAPER)
Dante: I'm not much of a baseball player, but I'd say that was strike 3. Congratulations, you fail. You can redeem yourself by running 1 mile around the school.
Now, Ms. Keane wasn't too sure about this… She remembers all too well about the kind of punishment the infamous Ghost Rider liked to use.
It was an experience she'd like nothing more than to forget.
Princess Morebucks tried to cheat as well, and the same thing happened to her.
He skewered his big sword in Morebucks' paper as well as her table. If that's not frightening I don't know what is…
Dante (as Kakashi Hatake): Strike 3! You fail! You can redeem yourself by doing 1000 sit ups, U.S. Marine Corp. style!
Ms. Keane definitely had to say something now. "Don't you think that's a bit too harsh?" Ms. Keane asked trying to reason with the half demon.
"These kids are gonna get smart or get out!" Dante lazily snarled as he propped his feet back on his desk and pulled out a MAXIUM magazine. The school bell rang and not a moment too soon.
Ms. Keane: Lunch break!
(The kids cheer as they head out the door)
Dante gets up from his chair.
"Be back in a bit, I'm going out for some pizza." he smirked, knowing Ms. Keane would object to this.
"Morrison told me you aren't supposed to get pizza during school." Ms. Keane warned him in a mother-like tone.
"Are you my fucking shrink?" Dante barked in a very angry tone.
"Don't get snippy with me young man!" Ms. Keane snapped back. She's not gonna let Dante push her around.
Believe me, she learned her lesson during the time Ghost Rider was in Townsville.
Dante head out the door (as he would do with most women) Dante ignored her just to make them mad.
A half hour later, Dante returned. Ms. Keane was not too thrilled with Dante, especially since he left his "choice of reading material" lying around on his desk.
"Why the hell were you digging around in my desk?" Dante barked.
"Not appropriate to bring to class, Dante! You know better than that!" Ms. Keane snapped.
"Whatever…" Dante lazily snapped as he propped his feet on his desk and leaned back on his chair.
The he felt a sharp pain on his rear end. Dante was fuming!
A tack was on his chair and Dante was not gonna let this slide. He pulled out Ebony and Ivory, his favorite guns.
"Which one of you little fuckers put a tack on my chair?" Dante yelled at the top of his lungs. Nobody spoke.
Thankfully, the Hot Line went off. Blossom answered it.
Blossom: Yes, Mayor?
(blah blahs are heard on the phone. Dante grabs the phone off Blossom)
Dante (angry): THIS BETTER NOT BE ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR DAMNED PICKLE JARS!
(blah blahs continue on the other end)
Dante: Robbery? Sorry not my thing. But I'll check it out; the girls aren't going anywhere.
"What's your problem? Mojo Jojo is robbing the bank!" Blossom demanded.
Dante: Nobody is going anywhere until one of you fess up about the tack on my chair. Ms. Keane, don't let those little bastards out of class until I come back!
(Dante slams the door)
-Townsville Piggy Bank-
(Bank Alarm is going off)
"Give me all your money!" Mojo demanded. The bank teller does as told for fear of his life. Mojo got about $250000.00 all in $20 bills.
And just as Mojo was about to get away-
(multiple gunfire at Mojo's feet)
"What's a monkey like you stealing, bananas?" Dante smirked.
Mojo Jojo (angry): TAKE THAT BACK! JUST BECAUSE I AM A MONKEY; DOES NOT MEAN I AM A BANANA ADDICT!
Without warning Dante beat Mojo Jojo up and shot his arms. By the time Police got there, Dante was long gone.
Mojo had to be taken to Townsville Hospital for medical attention. When Dante got back, Mitch confessed to the tack in Dante's chair.
Ms. Keane secretly told Morrison while Dante went to deal with Mojo Jojo.
-After School-
Morrison came to pick up Dante, and was not too thrilled to hear about Dante's first day of school.
"So what's with you shooting up those kids' desks?" Morrison barked.
"You know damn well that I don't like kids!" Dante lazily ebbed.
"I got to say Dante, 1000 sit ups USMC style; I'm surprised your short attention spanned mind came up with that." Morrison replied.
"Yeah whatever…" Dante lazily yawned. Dante had dozed off in the car…
To be continued…!