Dante's Debt
By: DMEX
Ch. 8
Ima Goodlady and the Head-Sucker Gets Sucked!
Several days passed with no sight of demons. The PowerPuff Girls would fight crime (even if Dante had to somehow get involved…) Dante turned in the TV. The news just happened to be on…
Ace: This dude was packin' too much heat when he shot us up! 2 guns and dis really big ass sword! He ain't dat hard ta find, short silva hair wearing a big red trench coat dressed like he's some sort a Demon Hunta! DOESN'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME?
Dante shut the TV off as he ate a bit of some leftover pizza…
"I guess he hasn't learned his lesson… Oh well…" Dante lazily snarled with a lazy smirk.
Just then the hotline buzzed. "Yes, Mayor?" Blossom asked in a rush. All you could hear is various "blah-blahs" over the phone. Whatever it was seemed urgent!
-Townsville Other Piggy Bank-
When the Girls got their, Police were surrounding the area. And the strangest thing? The owner had a very large, yet unusual round circular bite mark… "OH, MY HEAD!" the bank owner complained in pain.
-Pokey Oaks Kindergarten, next day 10:30 AM-
It was Arts and Crafts time. The classroom was very quiet (mainly because Dante still had his Zero Tolerance Policy still in effect.)
A knock was soon heard. Morrison came in. "Mind if I borrow Dante?" Morrison asked Ms. Keane. "Oh, God… What did I do now?" Dante asked sarcastically.
-Outside-
Dante: Head-Sucking Leech?
Morrison: I'm surprised you haven't heard…
Morrison smokes a cigarette. "Apparently, this Head-Sucking Leech has been going after people with vital information; but as to why, we don't know…" Morrison ebbs. "And I care because why?" Dante asked. "Because if we don't stop this Demon, more people are gonna get hurt!" Morrison barked.
"Depends, will I get paid good money for this job?" Dante smirked.
"If you do the job right! Besides, you'll spend it on pizza and sundaes anyway or it'll go to your debt!" Morrison barked again.
-Later-
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup were having their fair share of troubles of the Head-Sucking Leech… They were just as stumped as was Dante and Morrison. Nobody knew what was going to happen next, let alone WHO was the next victim.
But they soon figured out that the Mayor was in danger and was the next victim.
After a major fight and smart thinking, the Head-Sucker was defeated. "I'll take care of this." Dante smirked. "What are you gonna do with him?" Bubbles asked him.
"Chill out Bubbles. It's not like the Leech can hurt anyone…" Buttercup barked. Dante pulled out Ebony and Ivory. "You can't be serious!" Blossom demanded.
"As if you have any other fucking ideas?" Dante lazily said. Dante cocked his gun. "Wait! Don't do this!" a feminine voice spoke out. It was Ms. Bellum. "And why the hell not?" Dante asked with aggression.
"Because this whole room is vinyl carpet…" Ms. Bellum said…
-Morebucks Manor-
Dante pulls out his guns and tosses the Head-Sucking Leech on the ground-
(gunshot)
-3 days later, Malph's Supermarket-
It was grocery shopping day for the Utonium family and Dante was forced to tag along. And the Professor happened to meet a lovely young lady by the name of Ima Goodlady.
And Professor Utonium ended up being love struck the moment he saw her. She met the girls but was more interested in Dante for some reason or another.
Ima (pinches Dante's cheek) : And who's this handsome young man?
Dante: Quit grabbing me!
(Ima giggles a bit)
Buttercup: This is Dante. The baddest mother trucking Demon Hunter in Townsville and our assitant teacher at school.
Ima seemed intrigued by this…
Ima (thinking): I'll have fun with Dante later! But for now, I'll stick with the Professor…
A date with the Professor would soon change everything and little did the girls realize, it would be for the worst.
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup were watching Dragon Ball Z Kai as Dante was lazily lounging on the couch with another one of Bubbles' Shonen Jump magazines (that he "borrowed") a night earlier.
The door soon opened. Ima and the Professor had some news. Ima was going to (as Professor put it) "be helping out" in the house. Not something they wanted to hear. Dante got up and almost exploded when he heard that.
He was none too thrilled that now a woman was going to be telling Dante what to do let alone, make him do chores or something along that line.
-Saturday-
Dante (angry): WHAT? DO DISHES?
Ima (angry): DON'T USE THAT TONE OF VOICE WITH ME!
Dante: Who the hell wants to be a dishwasher?
Ima was growing a bit impatient but soon calmed down… Arguing with him wasn't gonna do her any good. So instead…
Ima: Would you do it for me…?
Ima gives him a very seductive look with the sad puppy eyes. Of course, he couldn't tell what she was doing and she forgot how much of an asshole Dante could be.
Ima had to leave for a bit. So what's Dante do? Ask Lady to do dishes for him. "What are you trying to say, Dante?" Lady asked, offended by his offer. "Aren't girls supposed to clean anyway?" Dante asked not realizing he made a sexist comment.
Lady gave him a very stern glare: "WARNING! SEXIST COMMENT ALERT!" "I'm not cut of for this kind of shit anyway…" Dante said as he put his handed her the scrub brush.
"Where are you going?" Lady asked. "Anywhere but here." Dante snarled with a sinister smile.
*: Going somewhere?
Ima comes back in. She forgot her purse.
Dante: Shit… So close…
Ima hands Dante the scrub brush. "Nice try… Get your candy ass to the sink and wash the dishes, NOW!" Ima demanded. "And what happens if I don't?" Dante smirked with a bit of sarcasm.
"You can either do this the easy way or the hard way." Ima snarled trying to keep her composure.
Dante: So humor me this: what's the easy way and what's the hard way?
Ima: You do it my way, or quite frankly… You'll end up doing things my way anyway…
Lady (towards Ima): Do I know you from somewhere?
(Ima sweat drops and gulps)
"No I don't think so…" Ima nervously said with a smile. "Because you seem to look like this evil bitch I'm currently hunting!" Lady pressed.
Well, Dante ended up doing the dishes (mainly because Ima handcuffed herself to him.)
And the girls ended up cleaning the whole house. And by bedtime, things were getting worse.
But when duty calls they went… Of course they had to be very descreet due to Ima banning them from crime fighting. Dante, meanwhile, was barred from going to his "gigs" and pizza shops.
They ended up getting home at the same time… As Dante and the PPG tried to sneak back in-
*: Where do you think you're going?
Ima turned on the vacant lamp on. And she was ANGRY!
The Professor soon found out and Ima 'fake fainted' and they were in trouble. Ima gave a sinister glare at them.
But all did not seem right. In fact, the girls got word from the Mayor the Sedusa was robbing his vault of the jewels as he spoke. Lady happened to be coming out of a bar and grill when she saw Sedusa. In fact, she followed her.
Ima tried the same thing, but it ended up backfiring. It turns out Ima Goodlady was really Sedusa in disguise.
Professor came back from the store (he had the munchies) and saw the girls, Lady and Dante fighting each other.
"Don't believe anything Sedusa says." Buttercup warned her. "She's an evil bitch that I've been trying to kill for the past several months!" Lady informed her.
Sedusa tried to well, seduce the Professor again… And just when you thought he had once again, fell for it…
Professor: Girls, call the Police! We're not going to let this crook deceive us!
Lady pointed and laughed at Sedusa as the Professor held her hands behind her back. "That's what you get you evil bitch!" Lady laughed as she then smacked the taste out of her mouth…
The girls can now fight crime and Dante can go back to living atrociously but can get pizza and go to his "gigs."
To be continued…!