Dante's Debt
By: DMEX
Ch. 10
Cooties!
-Pokey Oaks Kindergarten, 10:00 am-
Yes, love is in the air and Dante can't stand it! Especially because it's Valentine's Day: the one day of the year Dante hates more than Groundhog Day and Easter combined!
"Is something wrong, honeybunches?" Rachel Keane asked as she sat on his lap showing those sad puppy eyes. "You know damn well what's wrong!" Dante barked.
Rachel Keane thought the idea of Dante (of all people) hating Valentine's Day was quite amusing, due to the fact that Dante is somewhat of a chick magnet. She brushed her eyelashes against his cheek (butterfly kiss) which only aggravated him more.
"Look Dante, the kids are all into it." Rachel explained as she walked him to the windows. Kids were playing Spin the Bottle to holding the door for girls to even just playing.
Dante growled angrily. He went back to his desk, plopped into his chair, put his feet on the desk (as usual) and pulled out Guns and Ammo Magazine.
"Make a holiday based in Rome, then make it go conglomerate. That's the only way these bastards make any money now." Dante lazily replied.
Rachel was taken a back to this comment: "Now, Dante. Not all holidays are conglomerate-"
"And I don't need a damn rodent telling me what fucking season it is! If I wanna know, I'll watch the damn Weather Channel!" Dante replied with some anger. A kid comes straight in and screams bloody murder. Dante lazily peeked from his magazine!
*: DANTE! HELP! IT'S HARRY PITT! HE'S GOT COOTIES!
"Shit!" Dante laughed underneath his breath. "The one day of the year when a flying baby comes around, I get a damn demon too!" Dante pulled his guns out of his desk!
Rachel: Now, Dante-
Dante: When I come back, quarantine the little bastard, Harry Pitt!
-Outside-
All the kids are in a panic! Even Mitch is scared to death. He stops right by the PowerPuff Girls before he hides and warns them: "HURRY! WHAT'RE YOU WAITING FOR? HARRY PITT HAS COOTIES!"
They freaked out and fled as Harry Pitt started chasing some of the girls making kiss sounds and drooling. That's when-
(GUNSHOT!)
Harry turned around. Poor Harry turned pale as he knew he may very well be in trouble with Dante…
Dante: What the hell are you doing? Are you trying to kill everyone with Cooties?
Harry fled when Dante pointed his guns at him. Dante was madder now. "Shit!" Dante yelled. Now he has to kill Harry Pitt before he infects the entire city.
Dante got on his motorcycle and pursued him.
-Meanwhile in Townsville-
Mojo Jojo was robbing the Townsville Piggy Bank (again!)
Mojo Jojo: GIMME YOUR MONEY! THIS IS A ROBBERY!
The bank alarm was blaring as the Bank Teller handed Mojo all the money they had in the sack!
*: NOT SO FAST!
*: MOJO-
*: -JOJO!
(It was the PowerPuff Girls out to stop Mojo)
Mojo Jojo was shocked, but a bit relieved that it wasn't Dante this time. "Thank God it's the PowerPuff Girls and not that crazy ass Demon Hunter Dante…" Mojo sighed and went to shoot them.
A bit of a brawl happened until little Harry Pitt happened to stumble upon the PPG at work. Bubbles happened so see him out of the corner of her eye and screamed.
"What is it Bubbles?" Buttercup barked with a bit of an attitude. "HARRY PITT!" Bubbles shrilly shrieked.
Mojo had no idea what to make of this. Harry Pitt came in making kiss sounds. Bubbles and Buttercup screamed and fled.
Poor Blossom was cornered but some sort of gunshot like sound was heard scaring Harry Pitt and fled thinking it was Dante.
"That was too close!" Blossom sighed and fled not wanting to take any chances. By now, nobody realized Mojo Jojo had ran off with the big sack of money.
-Outside the PPG House-
Harry Pitt was exhausted… He sat at the curb to catch his breath… Enter: Mojo Jojo. He just put the sack of money back in his lair at the Volcano. Now, Mojo and Harry have never met and had nothing in common.
But Mojo must have said something to Harry Pitt to want to help Mojo.
Meanwhile, Dante was still pursuing Harry Pitt with no luck whatsoever.
-Later that night-
Mojo was robbing another place. And when the PPG came in all Mojo had to do was taunt the girls then show them Harry Pitt, which made them run away. A bit later, Greed (the Greed Demon) and Lust (the Romance Demon) were mugging a man.
Greed (Brooklyn accent): Alright, jack! Keep yer mouth shut and there won't be a problem! Put da money in da bag right now!
The man did as told.
Blossom: Stop right there!
Lust (scared): The PowerPuff Girls…!
Greed (scared): Da PowerPuff Guirls…!
Bubbles: Your days of robbery is over!
Buttercup: Just wait 'til Dante gets here.
Mojo: The hell with that!
(The girls fled when the saw Harry Pitt)
Lust snickered a bit… Greed stood their in shock…
Greed (as Eric Bischoff): I don't freakin' believe it…
As the night went on, so did the crime sprees. The girls just stayed under the bed for fear that the Cooties would infect and kill them. Soon, Demons and Crime Lords went to Mojo, wanting Mojo to help innovate the crime world.
-Townsville City Hall-
The Mayor was coming into his office as Mojo soon gave him an offer he couldn't refuse with his best Marlon Brando voice.
Mojo (as Marlon Brando): Give me the Key to the City so that I could take over Townsville and soon the World.
The Mayor stood there thinking.
"You drive a hard bargain, but I'LL DO IT!" the Mayor soon giggled like an idiot not realizing the severity of the issue at hand. A few moments later, the girls arrived and Mojo loosed the Trap Door leaving them in there with the dreaded Harry Pitt!
THAT'S IT! GAME OVER GIRLS! GAME OVER!
…or is it…?
After Blossom had her dreaded first kiss by Harry Pitt, nothing happened…Irony strikes and soon the girls are all over him kissing him. Dante shoots him in his arms and legs making that poor monkey scream! The girls beat Mojo up as usual and left him to rot in jail.
-Next Day, Pokey Oaks Kindergarten-
Rachel raises an eyebrow at Dante as she pulls some Manga away from Dante. "Did you learn anything from yesterday's experience?" she asked him. Dante lazily smirks. "Where's Harry, Dante?" she asked him. "He's around here somewhere…" Dante said cryptically.
"You better not have quarantined him!" Rachel barks at him. "Nope. Decided to do something even better…" Dante smirks.
-Mayor's Office, Trap Door-
Harry Pitt: Hello? Can someone help me?
To be continued…!