Dante's Debt
By: DMEX
Ch. 11
The Broccoli Invasion!
Dante was forced to tag along to Malph's Supermarket with Professor Utonium. Not something Dante particularly enjoyed.
It was worse than when he had to go clothes shopping with Ms. Keane.
Morrison and Dr. Utonium were gonna make sure Dante had stayed for dinner tonight, though Dante wasn't thrilled about not being able to get pizza as he usually gets.
Let alone, WHAT was part of the menu.
-PPG's House-
Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup and Dante looks at the big bowl of broccoli with disgust.
Dante: What the hell is this crap?
Lady: It's broccoli, Dante. Besides, you need to get some vegetables in you. You fill up on WAY too much pizza, anyway.
"It's green…" Bubbles complained. "And looks yucky." Buttercup added. "Professor, is it supposed to be this color?" Blossom asked, a bit unsure about this strange food.
"Of course it is. It's perfectly healthy for you." Professor reassured them. "Oh, please, that's what the FDA WANTS you to believe." Dante snarled.
Morrison: He's right, Dante. Besides, you need to eat at home more. The owner of the pizza parlor told me your tab is way past due. I told him no to deliver a pizza with your name on it.
Dante (angry): THIS IS BULLCRAP! IT'S GARBAGE! DUMP MINE IN THE TOLIET, WHERE IT BELONGS!
Lady: Listen to you, Dante… You sound like a damn 5-year-old who won't eat his vegetables.
"Didn't anyone tell you that broccoli is one of THE MOST DEADLIEST plants on the damn planet!" Dante asked with some aggression.
Lady smirked a bit. "Okay, Dante; $20 says I don't die eating this." Lady teased him. "Don't say I didn't warn you." Dante snarled.
"Have it your way girls and Dante. But none of you will leave the table until your vegetables are all gone." Professor Utonium stated as he ate the broccoli.
And just in a few moments, Dr. Utonium, Lady and Morrison dropped on the floor in some sort of hypnotic-comatose state.
"What happened?" Blossom asked a bit shaken. "Told the old bastard, and they listened." Dante barked. "Professor, say something." Bubbles asked tearfully.
Dante pulls out his guns.
(MULTIPLE GUNSHOTS)
When the PPGs looked at last, Dante had shot up the big bowl of vegetables. And it was happening all over Townsville.
For some reason, kids were not affected by this strange virus-contamination.
None of the kids had clue to what was happening. So in every house the PPGs went, Dante shot up the vegetables.
It wasn't until the PPGs and Dante checked out Townsville Farms that they realized it was WAY WORSE THEN THEY THOUGHT!
"It looks like a spore or some kind." Blossom examined. "Damn demons." Dante growled under his breath. Then it got crazy. Strange UFO-like ships came down and out came-
-LIVING BROCOLI ALIENS?
"Begin the invasion!" bellowed the King Broccoli Alien.
(GUNSHOT)
Blossom: You're a kids worst nightmare.
Bubbles: Get out!
Buttercup: And take that yucky broccoli with ya!
Dante: Or we can do this the hard way and we kill you all!
Broccoli Solider: Sire, it's that Demon Hunter! And the PowerPuff Girls.
Their leader was none to thrilled
"GET THEM! GET THEM!" the leader bellowed. Dante shot at them, but nothing good came out of it. They regenerated wherever they were shot.
So they retreated. And they knew what they had to do… The most dreaded thing they can possibly think of…
-Townsville-
*: WHAT? YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!
Blossom: It's the only way…
*: SCREW THAT! I say we kill them!
Buttercup was angry by that remark. She got up right in that high school kid's face.
Buttercup: OKAY SMART ASS, YOU WANNA KILL THEM, FINE! GO ASK YOUR MOMMY TO MAKE YOU A BALONEY SANDWICH… OH WAIT, HOW INSENITIVE OF ME; YOUR MOM IS IN A DAMN COMA!
Well, as harsh as it was, it was enough to change the kids mind and they realized, to save their loved ones, they'd have to eat the enemy to beat them.
As the Broccoloids swarmed the town, the children of Townsville ate and ate the invaders.
But something would happen, something they didn't even realize.
They were getting full…
Dante, who had refused to eat them, decided ONCE AND ONLY ONCE would he taint his own body with this deadly plant to save Townsville.
Blossom and Dante ate the leader alive after getting through the last few invaders.
Dante shot the control device and everyone returned to normal with no memory of what happened.
-Malph's Supermarket, 1 week later-
Something truly shocking was about to happen, as parents, Morrison, and Lady watched in horror.
Dante and Blossom were "controlling traffic" as the kids of Townsville were using guns to blow up the broccoli.
Everyone watching sweat dropped, Anime style
Dante: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR? SHOOT THOSE FUCKERS BEFORE THEY CAN DESTROY TOWNSVILLE!
Blossom: EAT THEM! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BEAT THEM!
Everyone falls backward, Anime style
To be continued!