Dante's Debt
By: DMEX
Ch. 12
The RowdyRuff Boys (part 1)
The City of Townsville-
-IS UNDER ATTACK!
(A horde of goblins under Mojo Jojo's command is attacking Townsville)
Mojo Jojo: MUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The PPGs seem to have some trouble with the goblins. Poor Bubbles just kept getting hammered by them. "Prefesser, keen I stey home frem skoo?" Bubbles spoke rather disoriented from the constant hits on the head. Bubbles passed out soon enough.
"Dammit Bubbles! You can't even hold your own against these goblins?" Buttercup barked as if it was Dante speaking.
The goblins just continued to relentlessly attack. Blossom and Buttercup seem to be able to hold their own against these goblins.
Meanwhile, Mojo Jojo used some of the goblin hordes to attack buildings. "Goblins, ATTACK!" Mojo commanded.
(MULTIPLE GUNSHOTS)
Mojo: What was that?
Mojo sees the entire horde, all dead from gunshots. "For a monkey, you're really stupid." someone spoke rather sarcastically. Mojo Jojo knew how it was and he was in fear of his life!
Mojo got on his knees and begged: "Please Dante, spare me and don't end my pathetic miserable life!" Dante smirked.
Dante: You want me ta spare you huh? Fine by me. I'm gonna kick you hairy fur ball ass!
Well, you all know what's next don't you?
Mojo (while Dante beat him up and got apprehended): Curse you, PowerPuff Girls and Dante!
-Townsville Jail-
Mojo had the pleasure of being handcuffed, his mug shot, fingerprinted then gets his monkey ass thrown in a vacant jail cell like a Jabroni!
Mojo grabs the cell bars like any common person would when getting locked in a jail cell. He sat and stewed in his own anger. Mojo started having vivid flashbacks of weeks having his ass kicked to his arch-nemeses and the infamous Demon Hunter.
(FLASHBACK, LAST MONTH, TOWNSVILLE PIGGY BANK)
Mojo Jojo was robbing the Piggy Bank. "Gimme all yer money!" Mojo demanded as the bank alarm went off. The teller did as told and put almost $10 million in Mojo's sack.
"Not so fast, Mojo Jojo!" Blossom yelled. "We're saved." the bank teller squealed with joy. "You're going back to jail!" Bubbles barked.
The PPGs launched a full out assault. Dante just happened to be coming back from the pizza parlor when he saw what was going on. Dante wanted to have some fun.
Well, Dante and the girls Jabronitized Mojo and just as he was about to be sent to prison as they landed the final blows, that monkey bellowed: "Curse you, PowerPuff Girls and Dante!"
(FLASHBACK, 2 WEEKS AGO, DOWNTOWN TOWNSVILLE)
Mojo decided to try a different approach, by using the invader gag. As his Mojoids (his demon copters he got from the demon Mephesto) attacked Townsville, the PowerPuff Girls did their best to fight the Mojoids off.
Dante: Dammit, must I do everything myself!
Dante pulls out Ebony and Ivory and recklessly shot everything in sight. Luckily nobody was injured and he managed to get all the Mojoids down. And just like the bank robbery, Mojo would soon bellow we was about to be sent to prison as they Jabronitized him (YET AGAIN): "Curse you, PowerPuff Girls and Dante!"
Mojo was at his boiling point.
He just can't why he always gets his ass handed to him by the PowerPuff Girls and Dante. So in an extreme rage, Mojo would do what any monkey would do…
Mojo goes into a rage and screeches at the top of his lungs for quite sometime
-Townsville Jail, somewhere in the Graveyard Shift, Mojo's Cell -
Mojo sat in the dark cooking up another one of his infamous schemes. But this time, he may have had some help from an unlikely source.
Mephesto (quietly): You want to kill the PowerPuff Girls, as well as the oldest son of Sparda, Dante, eh?
Mojo Jojo: What do little girls fear?
Mephesto (quietly): There's only one thing they fear most. The opposite gender. Even Dante fears girls.
Mojo Jojo: THAT'S IT! I MUST FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE!
*: Dude, shut the hell up!
Mojo Jojo: Sorry.
(Mojo laughs evilly quietly)
-Townsville Jail, daybreak-
As soon as daybreak, Mephesto (who was in Townsville Jail for some strange reason) and Mojo Jojo went to work. (Discretely!) The guards in Townsville Jail are undefeated in having busted prisoners for contraband.
But in order to do this, Mojo would have to ask himself: "What are little boys made of?" But before he would get that answer, he'd need to find out what the PowerPuff Girls are made of.
(Meanwhile at the Utonium House)
The phone would ring. Strange, though. It wasn't the PPG's Hotline Phone that went off so nobody was expecting anything.
Bubbles would answer the phone.
Bubbles: Hello?
* (on phone): Hello, is this the home of the PowerPuff Girls?
Bubbles: Yes, who is this?
(screen split. Mojo is on the other line, but nobody in the Utonium house realizes this)
Mojo: Just some random stranger.
Well, what's next wouldn't be shocking…
"PROFEEEEEEESSSSSOOOOOORRR! THERE'S A RANDOM STRANGER ON THE PHONE!" Bubbles shrieked shrilly. Dr. Utonium would soon come to the phone as Bubbles handed it to him.
"Hello, Mr. Stranger what can I do for you?" asked Professor Utonium. Mojo was not expecting this to go down so easily.
But this is make it or break it, so Mojo like the Grinch came up with a lie: "I'm a student from college and I was doing a paper on the PowerPuff Girls, and I need to know, what are they made of?"
Well, Dr. Utonium saw no reason to turn down this "college student's" question down. For all he knew, it was a student majoring in science. Possibly make a new generation of crime fighters should anything happen to the PowerPuff Girls.
Dr. Utonium: 2 cups of sugar, 1 cup of spice and 3 cups of everything nice mixed together (pay attention to this one) accidentally spilt Chemical X.
Mojo made sure to write it on a vacant tablet…
After they hung up, Mephesto looked at the recipe carefully. Soon Mephesto gave Mojo the recipe he needed.
Mojo managed to get 2 cups of hair snips (he did this discretely in the gym). Would get the Snails meal in prison (1 cup of snails) and when the guard dogs was doing patrol, Mojo pulled the guard dogs puppy tails off.
Mojo: Everything is almost ready.
Mephesto: Not quite, we still need some trace of this Chemical X.
Mojo may not have realized this but his toilet in this cell was glowing radioactive green. Mojo opened the lid. They both knew-
Mojo & Mephesto (while giving the X salute): CHEMICAL X!
To be continued!