Dante's Debt

By: DMEX

Ch. 13

The RowdyRuff Boys (part 2)

Mojo & Mephesto (while giving the X salute): CHEMICAL X!

"Put the ingredients in the toilet." Mephesto ordered. Mojo did just that. Mephesto flushed it. "If this turns out to be a bust, we'll need an alternate plan." Mephesto pointed out. "It better work." Mojo grumbled.

Nothing. Nothing but complete darkness and silence.

Mephesto: YOU IDIOT! DID YOU REMEMBER TO-

The toilet water would shoot out of the toilet like a hot geyser and flood the entire prison. But moments later…

3 small boys that resembled the PPGs so much stood there, a bit pissed off. One of them wore red and a red hat backwards. The one in the middle was wearing blue but his blonde hair was a bit messy.

The third one was wearing green and his hair looked like some bowl cut with a hair sticking out of the top of his head. He also smoked a cigarette.

Enter the Sandman (ECW version) plays in the background

Boys: WE'RE DA ROWDYRUFF BOYS!

The red kid spat, "I'M BRICK!" The blue kid belched. "I'M BOOMER!" he yelled. The green kid puffed his cigarette, "I'M BUTCH!"

Mojo and Mephesto we're extremely confused. How did the PowerPuff Girls turn out to be sweet and oh, so lovable?

The RowdyRuff Boys aren't even 5 minutes old and yet, they look, act and talk like total bad asses.

Brick (aggravated): 'EY POPS! WHAT THE HELL YOU LOOKIN' AT?!

Butch (aggravated): THERE'S NO CROOKS AROUND SO WE'LL KICK YOU AND YER DEMON PAL'S CANDY ASSES!

Butch flicks his cigarette at Mojo and cracks his knuckles and his neck.

"It would be in your best interest that you don't do that to us." Mephesto barked. "Oh, no! You don't wanna kick our asses." Mojo pled.

"Oh yeh? And why not?" Boomer asked as he cracked his knuckles. "BECAUSE WE'RE YOUR FATHERS!" Mojo yelled at them. Brick snickered, "Oh okay, you guys are-"

Mephesto: You'd be wise not to finish that comment.

"Listen you! You don't want to kick our asses. No! You want to kick The PowerPuff Girls asses." Mojo barked. "And the son of Sparda: Dante. I'll give you a Succubus to help you kill Dante and The PowerPuff Girls." Mephesto also demanded.

Boomer: WHA?! SPARDA IS HERE?! HE OWES ME $20!

Butch: Ferget it! We ain't workin with no sissy broad!

Brick: Screw this shit hole! I'd rather be out there beating the hell out of the SissyPuffs! Besides, we find Sparda, he's mine and he's dead!

the RowdyRuffs break the top of the prison ceiling and gets Mephesto and Mojo out of jail. Enter The Sandman (ECW Version) ends in the background.

-1 day later-

The City of Townsville-

-IS UNDER ATTACK!

A gigantic Gremlin (yes like the movie) is attacking Townsville. The PowerPuff Girls were trying their hardest to take this strange monster down.

"I TOLD MITCH NOT TO FEED THAT DAMN THING AFTER MIDNIGHT, BUT NOOOOOO! HE HAD TO GIVE HIM THAT DAMN MIDNIGHT SNACK!" Buttercup barked at her classmate's stupidity. The Gremlin roars as it swats Buttercup out of it's sight.

"Yelling at it isn't going to do anything." Blossom retorted. Lady happens to be coming out of the store when she sees the gigantic Gremlin. Lady face palms herself. "This cannot be happening…" Lady questions herself.

Bubbles is distracted as some lady bugs are in her path. "Go away lady bugs." she says while trying to shoo them away.

Lady pulls out a bazooka, "Guess I have to do it myself…" She aims it at the Gremlin's head. "Sorry I have ta do this to ya." she quietly says.

(ROCKET MISSLE FIRE SOUND)

It hit's the Gremlin and kills it instantly. But it ends up falling where Bubbles is at.

"Bubbles, you okay?" Blossom asks as she lands next to the dead carcass. "I'm okay, just covered in Gremlin guts." she happily says. "And the ladybugs are gone." Bubbles adds. "Bubbles, you are so stupid." Buttercup snarled.

Lady: Buttercup, your scared of boys.

Buttercup (blushes): AM NOT!

-Meanwhile-

Dante left the Pizza Parlor but is confronted by the RowdyRuff Boys. Dante lazily smirks.

Dante: Aren't you Utonium's kids? Looks like ya got a sex change. Or maybe he grew a set and make 3 little boys instead.

Butch smokes a cigarette. "Ya talkin' ta me, Sparda?!" Butch snarled. "Hold the fuck on! I'ma kick his ass! He owes me 20 bucks!" Boomer yelled as he punched himself in the face.

Brick: The hell you will! I told ya, he's mine and he's dead!

Dante gets on his motorcycle. "Sorry, don't play with kids yer age." Dante sarcastically said and he drove off.

Boomer (angry, waiving his fist): YOU BASTARD! GET BACK HERE!

Brick: What are we doin? Let's just follow the prick.

TO BE CONTINUED!