Dante's Debt

By: DMEX

Ch. 14

The RowdyRuff Boys (part 3)

Dante gets on his motorcycle. "Sorry, don't play with kids yer age." Dante sarcastically said and he drove off.

Boomer (angry, waiving his fist): YOU BASTARD! GET BACK HERE!

Brick: What are we doin? Let's just follow the prick.

Butch flicks his cigarette. "Nah, let's get those SissyPuffs!" Butch barked. Butch pulls another cigarette out of his shirt pocket. "Anyone got a light?" Butch asked.

"Man, I don't know how you can stand that shit." Boomer complained as he pulled out a match.

Brick: Ey! There's those SissyPuffs!

(another monster was attacking Townsville, this time a gigantic octopus)

"Let's kick their asses!" Boomer yelled. "I got a better idea. Let them kill that monster and then we'll beat them up." Brick ordered. "Yeh, I just lit my cigarette up." Butch retorted as he puffed his cigarette.

So they waited. And waited, and waited, and waited-

Brick: REALLY?! THAT REFERENCE?!

soon enough the monster was dead

Bubbles was covered in monster slime (again.) "You okay Bubbles?" Blossom asked. "Why am I always being covered in demon slime and monster guts?!" Bubbles barked grossed out. "That shows just how bad ass you are." Buttercup said.

"Well, it's nasty." Bubbles complained still grossed out.

Butch: EY YO!

(the girls turn to the direction of the voice. And they see what looks to be boy counterparts of themselves)

Brick: We're da RowdyRuff Boys. Brick!

Boomer: Boomer!

Butch: Butch!

Brick: And we're gonna kick your SissyPuff asses!

The PowerPuffs were a bit taken aback by this. Of all the things they've seen, they've NEVER seen an enemy just like them.

Butch puffs his cigarette and flicks it at Buttercup (as if he was Scott Hall.)

Butch: LET'S GET EM!

-meanwhile, in another part of Townsville-

Dante got off his motorcycle. That's when what looked to be a young female spotted Dante. "Hey, big boy." the young woman flirted. Dante ignored it at first, thinking she was directing it to someone else.

So instead, she follows him, quietly, for some time. Then at last, she taps him on the shoulder. Dante pulled out his guns, thinking it was some wise ass criminal trying to rob him.

"HEY! PUT THE GUNS DOWN!" the young woman pled. Dante did just that. "Trish? What the hell you doing in a shit hole like this?" Dante asked. "I was going to ask you the same thing." Trish admitted.

Dante: Got sued and now I'm stuck here 'til I get my debt paid off.

Trish: Some idiot monkey and Mephesto wanted me to take you and kids out.

Dante: Lemme guess, that stupid monkey and those boys of his, plus you to put a hit on us?

Trish: About the size of it.

(crashes heard from other side of Townsville)

-Other side of Townsville, fight scene-

Meanwhile in Townsville City Hall, The Mayor was telling Ms. Bellum about his latest plans for the City of Townsville.

Mayor: -and every Wednesday will be Pretzel Day! So what do you think the girls and the demon hunter will like, Bavarian twist or sticks.

Blossom crashes into the window

"Hello Blossom." Mayor greeted as Blossom slid off the window. "Goodbye Blossom." Mayor said again. "Mayor, I think the girls are in trouble." Ms. Bellum stated as Bubbles crashed into the window. "Good day, Bubbles." Mayor greeted as Bubbles slid off the window.

Then the same thing happened to Buttercup.

Ms. Bellum: Mayor, the girls are in serious trouble.

Mayor: What makes you say that, Ms. Bellum?

(outside)

The RowdyRuff Boys have been going at them for what seems to be an hour. They threw a bus, a ship and a chopper at them (with passengers on them!) Thankfully the girls caught them in time (litteraly!)

Passengers: HORRAY FOR THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

Butch: Dammit!

Brick: It's time to use our "ultimate attack"!

The RowdyRuff Boys snicker evilly. "What are they up to?" Dante asked himself. "Whatever it is, it's not good." Trish spoke.

Blossom realized the severity of the situation could very well get worse.

"We need to take this out of Townsville, or more people could get hurt." Blossom said as she and the girls flew hoping to find an abandoned area.

The RowdyRuff Boys soon followed and once they caught up with them, they unleashed their "ultimate attack".

Red, blue and green gas is seen in the sky. The girls come crashing down, out cold

Brick: Good thing we had those burritos for lunch.

Boomer: I had to really let one rip.

Butch: You always have to fart.

Brick: And that sissy broad should be finishing off Sparda right now.

"Good, then I get dibs on his wallet!" Boomer claimed. "Let's go back to Mojo's pad and celebrate." Butch said at last. They flew away thinking it was over…

(the citizens of Townsville looked down into the big crater, thinking it was over…)

And indeed it does seem that way…

To be continued…