Chapter Two/Too/To
We left off with Young Link's boomerang getting...well, boomerang-napped...even though it takes Young Link a little while to figure that out...
"Ugh..." Young Link groans after being attacked by several of the smashers because of the tornado incident. All the smashers finally go off to do whatever they were doing, leaving Young Link to writhe in his pain...muahahahahaaaa!
"HEY!" Young Link yells again, almost sending another tornado through the mansion. He would so love to hit someone right now...
"YEAH! YOU!" Young Link yells, chasing Lactopi...
"Ah! HEY! I'm Lincoln...I'M IN A CENT! Seriously." Lactopi yells, jumping out of a window. Young Link jumps out after Lactopi, even though it is the third story...
Young Link falls to the ground with a GIANT...thud.
"Ow." Young Link says monotonously...well, maybe not monotonously...eh, who knows?
"I DO!" a random squirrel comes in out of nowhere...
"AH!...Where'd you COME from?" Young Link asks, putting emphasis on COME for no reason whatsoever.
"Uh...from the trees...of...the...forest...GAH!" the squirrel suddenly yells for absolutely no reason whatsoever...
"Why'd you suddenly yell for absolutely no reason whatsoever?" Young Link asks idiotically. This is getting too...
"HEY!" another squirrel comes along, "You stole my acorns, didn't you?"
"Uh...no." Young Link replies, stealthily taking out his bow and arrows...
"Oh yes you did! I SAW YOU!" the squirrel yells again, causing all the pigeons in a tree to scatter. The first squirrel skitters away, grabbing three leaves along the way. The second squirrel stares at Young Link for 7 seconds before he takes out an enormous chain saw. Chain saw vs. fire arrows...what do you think? Oh wait...there is that fact that Young Link has a sword...and a shield...
"HE DOESN'T!" the squirrel with the chain saw yells out, confusing practically anyone who is reading this...
"THAT'S IT! LET'S continue on, shall we?" Lactopi says, putting the random squirrel with the chain saw into a tube...
"Okay..." Young Link is now confused, "Now what?"
"Well now let's see...why don't you go on a quest to find your BOOMERANG!" Lactopi yells, sending shivers down the barks of a couple of trees.
"Really? Wow...I never thought of that!" Young Link yells, obviously brainwashed...maybe not.
Twenty minutes later, Young Link FINALLY finds out what the meaning of life is and starts on his: QUEST FOR THE BOOMERANG! -3 different crowds cheer-
Meanwhile, back at zuh mansion...
"I'm bored!" Ness says, carrying a ruler.
"Me too..." Zelda also states. She tries to make life more interesting by clapping her here hands several times...
"Dude..." Ness starts, having trouble finding words to finish his here statement.
"AH! WHAT's with the 'HERE's?" Kirby asks, holding 2 balloons. I like the word 'here'...that is it.
"I've got an olive!" Captain Falcon comes in and states happily.
"Very nice..." Ness says yet again dully, "I'M BORED!"
"NO WAY!" Bowser comes in and steals Ness's ruler...
"HEY! MY RULER!" and with that, Ness chases Bowser around...
A/N: Quite short and abrupt yes...but...-snickers evilly-...so beings another random adventure of mine...:)