Chapter Threeeeeee
Young Link, now sitting on a log meditating, doesn't see the two young squirrels that come along and steal his sword...
"HA! I GOT IT!" one of the squirrels yells, holding the sword gleefully.
"HEY! LET ME HAVE IT!" the other squirrel yells annoyingly, trying to retrieve Young Link's sword...over which Young Link is still meditating on the dementing log.
"Aye mate...ye do 'ave it..." the itemless squirrel says in a sadly demented voice, "I must go now...find me me own sword..." The itemless squirrel walks away, being glared upon by the item-bearing squirrel.
"Ah well..." the now-sword-bearing squirrel whispers, expertly swinging the sword around like a maniac. Young Link doesn't notice because he is still meditating...mostly about the meaning of life.
"Oh Young Link!" I, Lactopi, say, "Can you tell me the meaning of life?"
"Hmmmhmmmhmmm...Let me see." Young Link starts to contemplate, "I found the answer just today. Yes, the answer may be quite complicated upon a young one's ears, but I will try to explain it in the best and easiest way that I can." I, Lactopi, just stare on, awaiting an answer...
"The meaning of life...yes, it does vary from being to being, but the general outline would be: Adventure. Yes, the meaning of life is adventure - going on an adventure to search for something. In my case, my boomerang. In your case...uh, who knows? Anyways...that's it. The meaning of life is to search for something or to go on an adventure to find something. In my case, it is to find my boomerang. In your case...well, who knows? Anyways, the meaning of life---" Young Link is cut off by an utter gasp of disappointment.
"What? That wasn't that helpful! Etch, like, talk to the paw!" I, Lactopi, yell, holding up a paw proudly...
"Hmhmhm...oh, the naiveté of such a young one..." Young Link says in a 'mature' tone/voice/word choice.
"Wha? Like, talk to the other paw! I'm like...older than you! I know it doesn't necessarily mean more intelligent, BUT I am older..." I, Lactopi, say taking out a -pretty- compass...the compass of the compasses.
"Hm...I have seen a compass like that. Oh yes, take heed to this statement: A foolish man thinks he's wise, but a wise man knows he's foolish." Young Link states, shocking all the lazy beetles that are standing on the log...bumps on the log...
"Wow...that's so...GREAT!" I, Lactopi, yell, racing off into the woods...happy.
"Ah...I think I am done with my contemplation of the day." Young Link states to all the 'bumps' on the log, "I now must continue on with my adventure...journey...QUEST for my boomerang." The squirrel who still has his sword, just stares in awe, thinking about the definition of the meaning of life. The young squirrel figures that its meaning in life is to search for acorns...and that he must start right away.
"Oh yes. A word of advice to you bumps on this log: do not continue with your ways of being bumps on logs...get up, get out, go on an adventure and find out what you need to do to complete your meaning of life." and with that said greatly by Young Link, he snatches the sword from the unsuspecting squirrel quite quickly and races off...to continue on the quest for his boomerang.
Meanwhile, back at zuh mansion...
Now all the smashers are in the mansion, all with their own unique emotions:)
"MY RULER!" Ness yells loudly, almost sending a hurricane through the mansion as he watches Bowser bending it...
-CRACK/BEND/OW!-
The ruler breaks, sending the incredibly random pieces all over the place. Bowser grins as he watches Ness look horrifically on, contemplating the now-broken ruler...
"HOW...DARE YOU!" Ness yells, ramming into Bowser and attacking like an idiot...wait, I mean WARRIOR! Captain Falcon comes along...
"Man! I have like...a MAJOR dilemma here! Should I eat this olive with a piece of cake or a cup of tea?" Captain Falcon yells, causing all the 'sane' smasher to stare...
"Dude...I'd say a bowl of pie!" Kirby yells, proudly holding his balloons. All the other 'sane' smashers staring at Falcon are now staring at Kirby, wondering how they can retrieve a bowl of pie...
"Wow...we really need to do something productive ya know..." Pikachu says, racing out the door while screaming "DOOOO!"
"Man...why does Young Link get all the fun, and I don't?" Link asks the now-bewildered crowd of smashers.
"Well now let's see..." Zelda says, contemplating about that manner.
"This is stupid. Why is life so boring here? Why haven't we had a battle or adventure or something of that matter for so long? WHERE THE HECK IS GIGA BOWSER?" Mewtwo yells, wanting to somehow battle Giga Bowser, for Mewtwo is now madly driven by boredom.
"HEY! That's RIGHT! We should like...totally refurnish this whole place!" Peach yells, making all come to the conclusion that Peach wasn't listening.
"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" Mario yells racing out of a window, trying to overcome the boredom.
"YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!" Luigi yells, copying his brother by racing out of a window.
"MAYBE! MAYBE! MAYBE! MAYBE! MAYBE!" Dr. Mario yells, doing as Mario and Luigi and racing out of a window.
"Man...we all seriously need to get lives..." Jigglypuff whispers, planning to sing till her heart's content...
"Jigg-a-lypuff! Jiggaly...Jigglypuff! Jigg-a-lypuff! Jiggaly...Jigglypuff!" Jigglypuff sings, with me trying to remember how that worked...
All the smashers in the mansion (excluding Pikachu, Young Link, Jigglypuff, Mario, Dr. Mario, and Luigi) fall into deep sleep...well, at least they are now out of their boredom.
A/N: Muahahahahaha! Ha! Ha...
Pichu: Hmhmhm...now that I am asleep I can think up of a plan!
All: ... ... ... .. ... ..
Dude: Dude-Dude...
Supersonar: Mwa ha ha ha, I snuck myself in.
Lactopi: Dude...