Chapter Eight: 7 ate 9...it's great.

Young Link's Journey

Young Link hurries on...why? Nobody knows. He just decides to hurry because he has a sudden drive to find his boomerang...even though now he is not saying "I must find it" constantly...for he took the advice of the paragraph.

"I...must...find...it..." Young Link says. Wait...isn't he NOT supposed to say that?

"No. The paragraph said not to say "I must find it"...NOT "I...must...find...it..."! Muahaha!" Young Link defends, even though that is a horrible reason.

"Ya know what I'm wondering? Whoever stole my boomerang must be really fast..." Young Link ponders. He has been wandering for a while in a random direction...

Meanwhile...in that random area...again

"Question 4: What is Hyrule like?" a bird asks yet again.

"Pretty random actually. You've ever been there?" the boomerang asks...wait, that's Young Link's boomerang.

"Sadly...no." the question-asking bird replied.

Mario and Luigi

Mario continues to succeed in not succeeding for quite some time. Luigi FINALLY gets all the thorns off himself. When Mario tries to receive the boomerang once again, Luigi gets a random mean streak and pushes Mario into a puddle...a deep puddle? Oh yeah.

"Luigi!" Mario yells, getting sucked into the puddle at a fast rate...wait, it's a puddle of very quicksand! Awesome!

"Mario!" Luigi yells back, suddenly regretting what he did. Mario sinks into the very quicksand...now what?

Jigglypuff

"I'M BORED!" Jigglypuff yells. Suddenly a bunch of peoples with cameras come along.

"You're...BORED? Wow, seeing someone that is bored is VERY RARE!" one of the observers states.

"I didn't say I was 'bored', I said I was 'BORED'!" Jigglypuff snaps.
"Okay, okay..." the same observer apologizes...sort of.

"How would YOU like to be on our new show: The BORED one?" a director asks. Jigglypuff's eyes widen.

"Really?" she asks.

"Of course! You would be the star of the show and each second you get millions of currency of whatever you use!" the director says, almost regretting what he promised.

"AWESOME! Sure, I'll join!" Jigglypuff says, making the director go haywire.

"YES! WE FINALLY HAVE A STAR! YES!" the director yells, jumping around in a crazy manner. The other people there become depressed and leave...for that director was so loud and obnoxious that they had no chance to ask Jigglypuff to join their shows...

Pikachu

After 3 minutes of searching, Pikachu finally finds his proof.

"Here it is! These few pictures taken by ME prove that he is GUILTY!" Pikachu states happily, with the word "guilty" racing through his head at a million words a second...

"Hm...interesting. Where did you get these pictures?" the judge asks, making Pikachu hit his head on a wall several times.

"I TOOK THEM!" Pikachu yells, eager about the verdict.

"From whom?" the judge asks again. Pikachu, now very angry, takes out his top-of-the-mountain camera: The camera that is only useful for taking pictures on top of a mountain.

"I TOOK THOSE PICTURES WITH THIS CAMERA!" Pikachu yells. The judge looks stupefied.

"Wow...I never knew those existed!" This statement by the judge makes Pikachu explode...literally.

"Just...look...AT THE PICTURES AND TELL ME WHETHER THE WORK I DID WAS EITHER VERY GOOD OR GREAT!" Pikachu yells again, causing several of the jury members to go into defenestration mode with other members.

"Hm..." the judge looks at the pictures and at the convict. This happens 3 times before...

"HE IS GUILTY!" he yells out loud. Pikachu becomes surrounded by many fans as happiness surrounds his world...