Chapter Ten: Ten! Ten!

Young Link's Journey

Dashing through the forest as fast as he can, Young Link is more determined than ever! His determination may have dwindled before due to random reasons, but this time nothing random will happen! Or so he wished...

"My...wish...WILL COME TRUE!" Young Link says in a determined way. Will his ultimate determination overcome randomness?

"YES!" Young Link says yet again in a determined way. If he keeps THIS up, he may overcome the randomness...but then again, nobody knows how powerful randomness really is.

"True, but this crystal ball I have here can foresee the future!" Young Link yells. Where did he get THAT from?

"My determination gave it to me!" Young Link yells again, still running.

"That will cost you around 10 rupees in the future..." Young Link's determination states.

"Here's two blue ones!" Young Link somehow hands his determination 10 rupees.

"Thanks dude! Peace out!" his determination screams, disappearing in an instance. Now that Young Link has the crystal ball, he will succeed! But what if the crystal ball was extremely RANDOM?

Meanwhile...in that random area...again

"Question 6: What is your favorite thing to do?" a bird asks yet again again again.

"Er...fly around?" Young Link's boomerang replies.

"Are you serious? That is so my favorite thing to! Wow...we are like, brothers in flying or something!" the bird exclaims.

"That we are...that we are." Young Link's boomerang whistles, contemplates in a thinking manner.

Mario

Mario, still not having a clue as to what is going on, starts to skate. After a while, he starts enjoying it just a little bit too much...

"You rock Mario!" the random dude yells again, encouraging Mario's...skating. Mario, however, in all his pure excitement, does not realize that his skating started to actually make the ice crack in several parts. Hearing many gasps of horror from the audience, Mario comes back to reality and realizes that he is headed straight for a hole...

Luigi

After doing nothing, Luigi starts walking...walking...skipping...walking...running...walking...jumping...stopping. His series of random actions was stopped by a shiny object on the ground. A fork!

"What an interesting fork!" Luigi exclaims, picking up the fork on the road and examining it. Realizing that there is some sort of essence of pasta on the fork, he starts to become abnormally hyper...

Jigglypuff

"That was perfect!" the director of The BORED one! praises, "Are you ready to do the next scene?"

"Sure." Jigglypuff replies, with no real note of enthusiasm in her voice. The director is briefly taken aback by the lack of excitement, but soon brushes it off as the next scene is prepared.

So starts the scene two of: The BORED one! -clapping can be heard in the background-

This scene takes place in a rectangular room approximately 4 feet by 107 feet. The walls, ceiling, and ground are all blue, with the exception of one green dot. That dot is quite noticable and is obviously the thing that will eventually get Jigglypuff out of the boring room.

"I'm soooo BORED!" Jigglypuff yells exasperatingly, with extreme boredom, "Cannot anyone hear me in this time of need?" Her lines are the same as last time, for the people writing the script were too lazy to change it. She walks up to the green dot, examines it, then eventually pushes it. All the walls disappear revealing a great desert all around Jigglypuff. She walks out into the desert, barely avoiding the ceiling that came down due to no support. She walks up to a round cactus with extremely sharp spikes and waits for the end of the scene. Her life becomes happy when she hears the word "Cut!" in a loud booming voice...

Pikachu

"Where exactly am I?" Pikachu asks to himself. Of course, if he asks himself, then he will get no helpful answer, so there really is no point in asking onself...unless of course randomness attatches to the question like a banana on a tree. Soon the way becomes almost too narrow for Pikachu to pass through, so he is forced to find another way out.